Waffleville

all is not well here. text posts & cool stuff bisexual af

[aandromedan]

mothman is real and he offered me cocaine in a dimly lit jc penny’s

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

just discovered a neat trick. if you make brownies but dont cut them, you can eat the whole slab and say you only ate 1 brownie

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

do not do this

[dinuguan]

[algrenion]

like a what now

[pedrob23]

[butchbellaswan]

dark hozier take me to hell

[chlobat]

Chaotic neutral hozier take me to lunch

[greelin]

openly lusting for kitchenware and home goods that you will never be able to afford

[with-practice]

HIS FACE. HER FACE.

[straightboyfriend]

mike’s hard bubble tea

[emeraldfoxface]

It’s just marbles

[melonmemes]

[patroclusdefencesquad]

me

[nudityandnerdery]

“How bad is it, doc? Give it to me straight.” “I… I’m afraid I can’t do that.”

[cungadero]

mini m&ms are better than normal ones bc they cater to the very specific urge to eat colorful aquarium gravel

[distractedboyfriend]

[queersunflowers]

wlw and mlm solidarity

[taiga-fujimura-official]

OPEN RP

Would you care for a free lollipop?

[kaiserbeamz]

Would I?!

[taiga-fujimura-official]

Would you?

[kaiserbeamz]

Would I!?

[taiga-fujimura-official]

Would you?!

[kaiserbeamz]

Ẅ̴̨̰͚̟̤̅̓̀͌͆̇̈̎ͅǫ̴̢̳͙͈͍̰͇́̀̄̈̎͜͝ͅu̸̢̘̦̩̠̭̿̈́̆́̋͗̇l̷̨̛̥͔̠̳̯̘̹͎̎̀̐͑͑͊͒̋̍͘̕̚d̷̨͇͚̲͈̈́̄̏̈́͊̀̀̆̽̔̍́ ̵̧̧̰͖̻̻̞̘̖̳̤͌́͗̎̆̾͛̾̈̅͗̿́͠͝I̵̢̨̛̯̯͔̜̠̬͐̃͋͆̔͂́̃̀͑̆̚͠͝!̶̧̢̡̛͔̥̮̱̉̇͊̆̊̐̃̀͝?̸̧̛̩̝̫̰̟̫͕͖̦̾̀̚̚

[taiga-fujimura-official]

W͙̤̬̼͇͚͔̮͍̲͔̘̹͜͡ͅÒ͕̭̗̞͖̤̹̘͈͔̬͙͖̥̀͢U̶̡̲̩̺̟͕̭̖̮̲͡L̝͖̺̲̺̩͚̲̙̠̟̺͖͚̯̘̺͟͟ͅḐ̟͈͎̥̤́͘͝ ̢̢́͠͏̣̝͓̱͙Y̛͔̱̫͍̲̲̻͎͈̤̦̠̜͡Ó̷̼̮̥̖͎͍̭̜̘͍̭̦̼͘͟͜U̡͞͞͞҉̜̼̱̖̟?̫͙̹̤̘͔͉̗̖̝͎̜͞͞͠!͍̩̗͔̯̘̗͓̦̟̱̝͕̟͎͚͠

[kaiserbeamz]

….would I what?

[taiga-fujimura-official]

Would you care for a free lollipop?

[kaiserbeamz]

Would I?!

[taiga-fujimura-official]

RADDA RADDA

[kaiserbeamz]

Yes. I would. Thank you.

[starwarsgraphictee]

I haven’t seen the episode where this is from, but I have no doubt in my mind it went exactly like that.

[skyakafreckles]

He surely doesn’t

[txztxz-deactivated20200602]

Fort worth, Texas 2017

[hex-objekt]

Direct Action in front of the Panda Express

[jaded-not-tragic-mulatta]

I heard Hank Hill’s voice while reading that.

[conthefool-deactivated20200722]

I really can’t make this up y'all

[kristina100000]

no one:

sagittarius:

[mecharazzmatazzbean]

why does she still have the big fake ass in a horse suit?????

[gdx93]

does this guy really think this is an actual thing she wore and not a blatantly photoshopped image 

[kristina100000]

centaurs are real and some of them have a fat ass

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

the new drink of the new decade

[antimereplex]

Wait- how is this diet

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

one sip and you decide not to drink the rest