🧸❤️A VERY TAKEN AND OWNED PRINCESS❤️💎

**NSFW UNDER 18 LEAVE NOW**56yr old Princess SWITCH with a Little/Middle...I'm happily bisexual (prefer females to dominate; Submissive to Daddy only), polyamourous, Pagan, coffee addicted, book addicted, foodie also a HUGE GEEK. Into...

[radiolightning]

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

[meanwolfs-remade-deactivated201]

i will reblog this everytime it shows up because any of my followers could have a bad night right now

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

All these links, besides the first, are broken. So here’s some more.

Here’s an emergency compliment

Here you can play 2048

Here’s a playlist of Bob ross

Here’s a website to watch movie’s and shows for free

Here’s a website to watch documentaries for free

Here you can to nothing for two minutes

Here you can break something. It’s good for anger

Here’s a button to press to make everything okay

Here’s a site to cut something up (TRIGGER WARNING)

Here’s a site that makes you a website depending on a song you choose

Here’s a gay comic. It’s adorable

Here you can spend Bill Gate’s money

Here you can draw your own island

Here you can learn about patterns website’s use

Here you can get your life stats

Here you can listen to the Tucker Zone (Headphones needed)

Here you can see how fast you’re moving

Here you can see the progress of time

Here you can see the future of the universe 

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

Want some more? 

Here’s the butterfly project

Here’s a snickerdoodle mug cake

Here’s a link to some free audiobooks

Here’s something to read when you feel like a burden

Here’s a secret

Here’s my playlist of some sea shanties 

Here’s another secret

Here’s a link to some cool websites 

Here’s a blog that gives you recipes for when you’re low on spoons

Here’s some Brony Headcanon’s

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

Some more? I’ve got plenty

Here’s 100,000 stars

Here you can control the weather (TW FLASHING IMAGES)

Here you can weave silk

Here you can make a castle of your own

Here you can make a kaleidoscope drawing

Here you can explore recursion

Here you can play a jelly block game

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

I’m back with some more! 

Here you can draw with pasta

Here you can draw logo’s from memory

Here you can play this is sand, here you draw cool sand designs

Here you can play The Organ Trail

Here’s a customizable white noise website

Here you can simulate gravity

Here you can create your own guardian of the galaxy

Here you can make your own galaxy

Here’s a website you can get some support at.

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

to find later

[addiewho]

Here you can split circles into smaller and smaller pieces (I found this really satisfying)

Here you can have images of people point to where your pointer is

Here you can paint someone’s nails

Here you can grow a garden across your screen (Audio included)

Here you can try out all kinds of mind illusions (Trigger Warning: Flashing Lights)

Here you can see how many miles you have scrolled

Here you can watch a website load forever, although you might be getting enough of this on Tumblr mobile

Here’s a rickroll

Here you can remind yourself that you’re awesome.

Here you can throw trash into a dustbin only for it to bounce right back out (Audio included)

Here you can make sand dunes using sand (Audio included)

And here you can generate more cool websites like these

[boy-in-the-stars]

pinning thissss

[fiddlepickdouglas]

And yet more!!!

Here you can listen to a gentle rainstorm

Here you can make snowflakes

Here is a Line Rider feature film with relaxing music

Here is the entire script to the Princess Bride (many don’t need it but it’s fun to read anyway)

Here is an abbreviated script for the entirety of Book 1 of A:TLA that I made out of anger at the film that definitely doesn’t exist

Here is a playlist of the top 10 most relaxing songs ranked according to science

Here’s a site where you can make a dude beatbox with fun animations

[tuashenanigans-deactivated20230]

I LOVE THIS

*reblogs and pins*

[nokhushionlygam-deactivated2023]

i will repost this everytime incase someone needs it<3

[crazyamoeba]

There are days where Jack and Robby just want them all to have a good time, but they've brought Dennis along so what they actually get is

"Are you having a good time?"

"Are you having fun? I feel like we're having fun but I just wanna check."

"Sorry, was that weird? I meant for it to be funny but I think it came off weirdly hostile?"

"Do you want to do something else? I mean, I don't wanna do something else but I feel like we've been doing this for a long time and I know I was the one who wanted to do it and I don't wanna monopolise the whole day so like... I'm totally down for doing something else if you wanna do something else."

"Did I ruin the day? I know I kinda get all overthinky and I know that's pretty annoying - and I'm not saying you made me feel like I ruined the day! You totally didn't! But I'm just worried I kinda put a downer on the whole thing, you know?"

And honestly, the first time this happened it was...a lot for both Jack and Robby, but it was more about them not being prepared for it. It just wasn't something they'd entered into their mental file for Dennis, so they had to debrief about it at the end of the day and admit that maybe they hadn't been too hot at dealing with it in the moment.

Now? The file's updated, and you better believe they have Methods.

"Take a breath. Look at me. No, look at me properly. Now look at Jack. Good. I know that you know us well enough to tell when we're having a good time, so I don't think you need me to answer that question."

"Asked and answered, sweetheart. You wanna go get something sweet and sticky that's gonna make Robby make that face?"

"So, I know you're having a tough time of it right now, and I know that's hard. But I think this might be the obsessive thoughts talking, yeah?"

"I'm listening, bud. You know we've always got your back. But right now, you don't need to hear us tell you that it's okay, because you already know that. Hey, no, listen to me - listen. I know you feel like it's going to shit, but I also know that you know what your obsessive thoughts sound like. They don't sound like you, Denny, you know that. So we're gonna sit here and let them quiet down a little bit, okay? We're here and we're not leaving, but we're not gonna feed 'em, cause that's what they want, and they're only gonna get more hungry if we do that."

[metal-lullabies]

Dennis who was left out in the rain as a kid as punishment. Not even allowed in the barn as he'd just hunker down with the animals.

Time passed slowly then, until the icy drops of rain stung his skin, sharp and unforgiving.

Nowadays, he shivers in reflex when there's a lot of rain outside even when he's under shelter, warm and safe.

At first he was embarrassed at the way his body reacted out of his control. He'd throw on an extra hoodie or hug his arms around his body to try and stop the shivers that wracked through him.

But Robby and Jack didn't let that go on for long.

When they're at work, whichever one he's working with will grab a jacket or a sweater or something of their own they've taken to bringing to work even on sunny days just in case (usually Robby's green fleece). Dennis is bundled in it and held for as long as they can afford before the work must go on.

At home, Dennis has a special blanket, warm and blue and covered in stars. Jack says the stars are what makes it so cozy and warm since stars are balls of fire and Dennis calls him silly but he traces the shapes of them anyway.

With the blanket around him, he's wedged between his partners, safe and secure where the rain can't touch him.

[mildlyaffrontedsqueakytoy]

Dennis loves it when Robby and Jack have nice, soft bellies for him to play with, lay on, grip around, squeeze.

He still has no clue that Robby and Jack, still with memories of how gaunt and hollow he looked even before they found out about the eighth floor, also had ideas, ideas of him, soft and round and full of all the food they could feed him now they had the chance to really, REALLY look after him.

Even if he did see the constantly building, new collection of cook books in their kitchen, Southern Cookery for the Kosher Kitchen.

[tiptapismellbullcrap]

Hucklerabbot go on vacation to a cabin in the woods, jack and dennis decide to go hunting one of the days, having a competition (dennis wins bc he grew up hunting)

Anyway, robby gets hard seeing them with hunting rifles and all dressed up

[5cor1u77]

The concept of Jack eating Dennis out, Robby watching them and slowly stroking himself, then Jack spreads Dennis’ legs out even further and looks at Robby, “get in here, brother, let’s give the kid a show”.

Cue Jack suckles on the boy’s clit while Robby stretches his hole with his tongue, their noses grinding, brushing each other and Dennis thinks he’s going to have a heart attack.

Then he glances down and see his old men lapping at his slick and each other’s tongue like mutts and he comes so hard he faints.

Jack and Robby don’t seem to notice and continue to battle with the other’s tongue to see who can lap up the most of the unconscious man’s squirt.

They keep at this for at least 20 more minutes before they notice their boy’s being too quiet.

Send tweet ☝️

[dennis-whitakers-left-lip]

Puppy Dennis getting more wound up at night when all Robby wants to do is sleep.

Puppy Dennis who needs enrichment or he’ll be wired all night long.

Owner Robby that is begging his pup to just please lay down and go to bed.

Owner Robby that after a long shift is exhausted and wonders if he’s too old to have a pup.

Owner Robby calling his trainer friend Jack for help

A delightfully sated pup now curled up on Robby’s chest being pet as they both doze off…

Trainer Jack smug as a bug in a rug pulling up his jeans as he gets ready to head back to night shift thoroughly pleased with himself

[dennis-whitakers-left-lip]

Puppy Dennis assuming Jack would be a strict owner because of his time in the military but really the moment pup is flashing him those big blue eyes Jack is pulling out his wallet to spoil the hell out of him instead. He’s got those big bucks and he’s gonna use them on all the toys in the shop (fun toys or fun toys)

[puppydogwhitaker]

thinking about bunny!hybrid dennis who is just so perpetually embarrassed about it, and then he meets rabbot…

first of all, he resented how absolutely non-threatening he was. a fucking prey animal? he had to be born a prey animal? he’d never been particularly lucky and it sucked that that dirth of good fortune seeped down to his genetic code.

he hated how close to his instincts he was. how his ears telegraphed his moods, how his nose crinkled on its own, how easily scared he was.

the worse thing about it was that the stereotypes were completely true. he was horny near-constantly.

people would ask him about it. sometimes it was friends who were just a little more liberal in their ideals, and sometimes it was complete strangers who were fucking creeps. but either way, dennis would stammer out how that particular fact was just a rumor.

it wasn’t.

the first and only time dennis had a boyfriend, he was getting off every day. his boyfriend wouldn’t even have the energy to actually fuck him half the time, but that didn’t sway dennis. he would lie on top of him and just hump. his boyfriend would play with his tail with one hand and scroll on his phone with the other. dennis always felt terrible about himself afterwards, even if mark always said he came so fast, it was barely even an inconvenience.

that was another thing he hated about it.

so, when he got the the pitt for his rotation, he was prepared for the humiliation ritual that was meeting new people. older women were going to coo over his ears, assholes we’re going to sneak up on him for his exaggerated jumping reaction, people would make slick comments about what he was going to be doing after work. he was used to it, at this point.

he wasn’t prepared for his attendings to take an…interest in him.

at first, dennis thought it was more scientific. they were only human, and male bunny hybrids were rare. something about the XY chromosome meant that having all the mutations necessary to express the phenotypes was rare. robby would ask him mostly silly questions. did he really like carrots? did the wolf hybrid in central 7 make him nervous? did he need different scrubs to accommodate his tail?

his time on night shift was slightly more illuminating. jack was more transparent, asking if his nose twitched like that anytime he got ‘overwhelmed,’ and if trinity was ‘helping him with his baser needs.’

dennis agreed to go out with them. his stupid fast heartbeat got quicker the moment they cornered him in the locker room to ask him.

and he tried to go slow, he really did. these men were older and his bosses and his libido was quite frankly embarrassing, but, for the second date, they invited him over for a night in. dinner and a movie, they said.

just sitting in between them, all full and safe, smelling their home (den, his animalistic hindbrain corrected), it made the two orgasms he’d wrung out of himself in the shower earlier absolutely useless.

and maybe it wasn’t exclusively scientific, but robby and jack were always observing him. finally, after minutes of squirming, jack asked, “is something wrong?”

“no!” dennis answered quickly. “i’m having a lot of fun.” it was true. he was happy to be there.

robby smiled. he could guess the predicament. he’d read up on literature, and bunny hybrids, in the presence of newer ‘mates’ could experience some intense urges. “dennis,” robby loved the way dennis’s head snapped towards him. “are you…aroused?”

dennis quickly looked down, ashamed. he was sure these mature men didn’t want to deal with this on a second date. “we don’t have to do anything about it. it’ll go away.”

jack, having read the studies too, questioned, “is that not uncomfortable? it’s a biological need for you, right?”

“not really!” dennis wasn’t exactly telling the truth. “i’ll just ignore it and it’ll be fine.” it would be slightly painful, but it really was fine.

jack shimmied a hand in between dennis’s back and couch, resting it right above dennis’s cotton puff tail. “you don’t gotta ignore it with us, bun.”

dennis closed his eyes in pleasure, despite himself. his brain was hardwired to submit to those touches. “i can, though,” dennis insisted. he could ignore how horny he was. he wasn’t some fucking mindless idiot.

robby leaned over and put a hand on the side of dennis’s neck. “you can, baby. we know,” robby soothed. “however, you have two very willing partners here who are, quite frankly, very excited to test this refractory period we’ve been reading about, so…”

robby’s hand moved to rub at the base of his ears, jacks hand moved and he lightly pulled on dennis’s tail. dennis’s started panting a little.

for the first time in his life, he was happy about being a bunny.

[comingaback]

when they ask gerran if dennis and amy are in a relationship (blah blah blah, zoning out and over it) vs. being ask about hucklerobby (perking up immediately, big silly dumb smile on face)

hucklerobby 🫶🏻

[permanent-fire-hazard]

How R4!Robby and MS4!Jack would look in canon btw

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[soluksuret]

[nyctosaurid]

i dont know how people handle the world without looking at pictures of little tiny mice sitting on wheat

[nyctosaurid]

powerful…

[autumn-eve]

timeskip fic where Dennis and Robby are established relationship married and Dennis has been away for a week for a medical conference about rural emergency medicine and misses the new rotation of med students

Robby has been in a foul mood all week because his husband has been out of town and he doesnt know how to manage by himself after getting used to their routine. this leads him to be even more grouchy and irritable around the new students and even the regular staff

several threats have been made by Dana, Jack, and Trinity in an attempt to rectify his sour mood:

“Robby, take a breather or I’m calling Whitaker”

“You would hate for Whitaker to hear about how you’ve been acting, wouldn’t you?”

“One word to Huckleberry is all it takes” (They silently question this name but there’s not much time to dwell on it in the busy ER)

“Brother, relax. He’ll be back soon”

“Remember what happened last time he heard about you being mean?”

(The students don’t know, but last time Dennis was out of town and Robby was being pissy, he made Robby go around and apologize to everyone who called Dennis to complain about his rude behavior.)

They overhear nurses at the hub complaining;

“Ugh I can’t wait for Dr. Whitaker to get back. He really knows how to whip Robby into shape.”

“Seriously! I don’t know how he does it”

“Oh you know exactly how…”

“Ew!”

Dana cuts in, “Get back to work, you two! There’s still names on that board which means there’s still patients that need tending to.”

The nurses scurry off with mumbled “yes ma’ams” and Dana sighs. She shakes her head and laments, “Can’t wait for Whitaker to return”.

After everything they’ve heard, the new med students have started envisioning what this mysterious Dr. Whitaker must be like. They imagine he’s scary if he can intimidate Dr. Robby, the biggest most intimidating doctor in the Pitt.

On Friday, word travels that Dr. Whitaker will be coming in for a swing shift before returning to his regular schedule. They see Dr. Robby perk up at this and observe how he gets more anxious the closer it gets to 1 pm. He glances at the ambulance bay and checks his phone frequently.

Finally, at 12:45 pm, someone shouts out, “Whitaker! Thank God!”

The med students all quickly glance up in a nervous sweat, scanning the floor for anyone who looks even mildly scary. Imagine their surprise when they all look to see Dana walk around the desk at the Hub with her arms raised and tightly embrace a small, 5’7 mousy boy who looks like he could still be in college.

The boy—Dr. Whitaker, as they’ve recently discovered —chuckles and drops his bag at his feet before returning the hug.

“Was it that bad?” he laughed.

She pulled back and grabbed him by the shoulders, “Like you wouldn’t believe”

“Where is he anyways?” Dr. Whitaker looks around the floor and locks eyes with one of the students. His eyebrows raise and he turns back to Dana.

“I didn’t realize it was already time for the next rotation, let me go introduce myself.”

“You go do that, kid. I’ll find Robby. He’s probably hiding”

He walks out of Dana’s hold and picks up his bag before making his way toward the students. They straighten up immediately, unsure what to make of the doctor they’ve heard so much yet so little about.

He smiles brightly and waves, “Hello! I’m Dr. Whitaker, one of the senior residents here in the ED. I hope you’ve all enjoyed your rotation so far; I apologize for not being here at the beginning of it”

They all nod politely while taking a second to process. Seriously? This is the guy Dr. Robby was scared of?

As if they’ve summoned him, they see Dr. Robby walking behind Dr. Whitaker. It’s as though Dr. Whitaker can sense him, because he turns around and says, “And where do you think you’re going?”

Dr. Robby freezes. “Oh! Hey hun. I was just looking for you..”

“Hun”?? Now they’re really confused.

“Uh huh. You wanna tell me why I’ve been getting texts all week from Trin about you? About how you’ve been acting?” It’s like a switch flipped. Dr. Whitaker lost his friendly demeanor and has turned into something not unlike that of a teacher chastising a child. He looks expectantly at Dr. Robby with his arms crossed.

“Um, well you see..” Dr. Robby sheepishly started but Dr. Whitaker cut him off.

“Look, if you miss me that badly, just call me. Don’t terrorize your staff. Especially not while there’s new students. It gives a bad impression.”

He looks up at Dr. Robby and gives him an exasperated yet friendly smile. Though, friendly might not be the right word.

The students watch in shock as Dr. Whitaker reaches up and outright cups Dr. Robby’s cheek, patting it slightly before lowering his hand where Dr. Robby catches it and brings it to his chest.

“I didn’t want to bother you while you were at your conference.” They’ve never seen Dr. Robby this shy before. It’s like he’s a completely different man around this Dr. Whitaker person.

“Oh, c’mon. Don’t pull that. You know you could never bother me. Now go do your attending stuff and we’ll talk later. I need to put my bag away and say hey to Trin before she finds me and strangles me for ignoring her” He rolls his eyes and withdraws his hand.

Dr. Robby nods and looks as though he’s going to say something else but he just grabs Dr. Whitaker’s shoulder and squeezes it before walking toward Central.

Dr. Whitaker turns back to the students, who are all agape taking in the scene that just transpired.

He chuckles and shakes his head slightly, “I’m sorry about my husband. He gets grumpy when I’m away for too long.” He claps his hands in front of his chest, “Now! How about some introductions?”

Husband! It all makes sense for them now.

They introduce themselves and continue with their shift. Every now and then they look up to see Dr. Whitaker and Dr. Robby huddled together smiling and talking quietly.

After the shift ends, they can understand now how those two would be married. It’s like they’re two halves of a whole. During procedures, they worked as if they could predict each other’s moves. They passed surgical tools before the other even asked for it. During down time, they would catch each other’s eye across the floor and smile softly before returning to their individual tasks. Dr. Robby has never been more pleasant.

The med students don’t know what kind of man Dr. Whitaker is yet, but they sure are glad that he’s back.

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just a little idea I had! I would love if someone actually wrote this and fleshed it out more lol hope you guys enjoyed my little word vomit