PERFECTLY USELESS

krissy // '00

[shine-sprites]

[fuks]

[lookathernow]

this tumblr mass deletion thing is like the avengers infinity war of the internet

[teddywestside]

[fosterreborn]

[cartoon-deactivated20220930]

ITS TIME TO STOP

[kedamonokult-deactivated2023030]

City girls buy vibrators. Stone age girls make yabba-dabba do.

[midvvest-vampire]

I wanna fucking yabba-dabba die

[lawyerd]

66 | Really super digging this background

[greatestbastard]

[holdthepossum]

[discovered]

[immediately mocked by scientists]

[frostyknickers]

me as a discovery

[slavetomyheadcanon]

How can you not include the video?

@lordcephalopod

[spam-bot]

THEY’RE ROASTING HIM

[fosteringmeyer]

Taken with my iPhone.

[reece-xo-deactivated20200924]

holy shit that’s insane

[astralellie-deactivated20200811]

shark boy and lava girl

[lifehackable]

This is potentially life saving information everyone should know.

[tarcroach]

No you guys this post helped me find my cat. He was missing for almost a month and I’ve had him for over 12 years. After seeing this I put his favorite blanket he always slept on outside hoping he would smell mine or his scent and he was back the next fucking day asleep on it.

[ittygittydiddynator]

When my cat got out, we called and called for him, and then, later that night, I remembered similar advice to this, and so put his little scratching pad, which he adores, on the front porch. Not even half an hour later, I heard a thump, opened the door, and there was his big butt, meowing at me.

[sparklesmccheesy]

Important and vital

[natasha-romvnoff]

I don’t care that I reblogged this today I’m reblogging it again

[vastderp]

awwwww babies ;_; i hope everyone’s pets come home safe.

[newkidsonmycock27]

[fapachu]

The series of faces you make when someones messing with your butthole and you’re trying to figure out if you like it or not.

[raven-wings-and-whiskey-deactiv]

Laughed waaaay harder than I should have

[nebraskaswole-deactivated201605]

Omfg stop

[goingtrickster]

my gf who has minimal knowledge of the Pokemon world likes to nickname my Pokemon for me

[fuckthekxng]

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

[fruitsaladchewits-deactivated20]

Palestinian lady collects gas bombs fired by Israeli army. She grows flowers in these bombs.

[help-mywife]

Help; my wife keeps sending me texts to “Open your snapchat in private ;) ;) ;)” but it’s just pictures of our dogs.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[bright-witch]

I am crying omfg

[awesome-picz]

[kontrollsysteme]

[setheverman]

if you come to sweden you are actually required by law to wear these