FUCK!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!

meme of the century

[sonnyslimjim]

me, punching my pillow at 2 am: stOoop FUCKING the squuip it’s a TINY WINTERGREEN TIC TAC in your brain WITH NO CORPOREAL FORM it has nO PJYSICAL FORM what’s next are you gonna fuck a pack of m e n t o s

[archived-546]

I HATE ECEVERUTHING!!!!!‘nn EM!!!

NOBODY CAB FUCKING FUCK A FUCKING FUCKKN SQUIP YOU CANT FUCK A SQUIP YOU CANT DO IT!!!!! YOU CANT FUCK A FUCKING SQUIP IT HAS NOTHING TO FUCK THERE IS LIYERALLY NOTHJNG THERE KR WOULD HURT!!!! IT WOULD HURT AND BE COLD AND NOT FUN!! NO FUN AT FUCKING A FUCKINH AKELETON AND HWRE ARE ALL THESE FUCKING TEENS THT IM GONNA FUCKING /KINKSHAME/ CALL ME THE PUREST FORM OF A FUCKING

K I N K S H A M E R

BECAUSE YOU CANT FUCK A SQUIP

IM GONNNABBABANA SAY IT A FUCKING GAIN YOU

CANNOT BY ANY FUCKING MEANS FUCK A VIRTUALMAN VIRTUALDADDY VIRTUAL BRO

NO THERES NO WAY THERES NOTHING THERE YOU GONNA FUCKING???? RUB YOUR GENITALS ON A MENTAL PROJECTION??? ON A PELVIS YOU WNANA GRIND ON AN INVISIBLE FUCKING PELVISCvv??? REALLY????????????FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU C A N N O T C A N N T

FUCK A S Q U I P

IM SO MAD IM SOMAS IM SO MAS I SHSODMAD IMSO MAD IMNSOMAD IMSOMAD IMSOA MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD. YOU CANT FUCK A SQUIP I WANNA PPPPPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH SONETHING YOU FANT

FUCK A SQUIP

YOU CANT CUFUCK A SQUIP

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YYYYYYPI CANT FYCKCA A FUCKCING SQUIP BYIU CANT FUCK A NOKNE OU WVAKAMKNSHSGWHSUWMUWKANODUWLAOWTWIWPQMSBGXTXISWPPQEYEBXH YCKWOW GRONSHS YOU CANT

MMM

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YIU

CANNOT

MMM

F U CK

A

S Q U I P

IT IS A FUCKCINBH CRIMW

WABNA GO TO FUCKING PRISON YOU DIRTY CPU FUCKER?????? YOU FUCK TIC TACS?????? QUANTUM NANOTECHNOLOGY CPU TIC TACS!?????!? YOH WANNA FUCKING DIE???? ITS!!!! FAKEBbb!!!!!! THE SQUIP IS A FUCKIG

TIC TAC MAN

TIC. TAC. TIC TAATAAAATAC

HE HAS NO MAGIC FUCKING JELLY DICK HE HAS NOTHING HE HAS SHORTS ANS A PELVIS I WANT TO

CONNIT

AUICIDE HE HAS NO TONGUE HE CANT KISS YOU YOU DIRTY CPU FUCKER

HE HAS NO DICK HE CANT FUCK YOU YOU DIRTY NANOTECHNOLOGY FUCKER

HE HAS NOTHING N O T H I N G ITS

E M P T Y

HAVE YOUEVER SEEEEEEN A COMPUTERVnvnv?!?!!??! A FUCKING COMPUTER??!?!?!?!!??? v v vbbbbbbbiughkdmcgkydurtirgkhkg_ fycking VIRTUAL TIC TAC??!?? INVISIBLE!!!!!!!! INVISIBLE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CUCKING PROJECTIONSSSSS

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOONES BOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOONSA AEE YOU SAD HE HAS NO

MEATY HANDS NO FAT FUCKING HANDS TO HOLD YOU WITH AT NIGHT

YOU UNDERSTAND THAT NO HANDS HES A

S Q U I P

SQUIP!!!! !!! FUCK YALL!!!! FUCK YALL HE IS A FUCKING SQUIP

[youcantfuckaskeleton]

h,

[youcantfuckaskeleton]

also

follow @youcantfuckahorse

[youcantfuckaskeleton]

hey fuckers

follow my NEW AND GOOD account @youcanfuckarobot because its not only possible but it happens and its good. fuck you.

[youcantfuckaskeleton]

henlo you STINKY

Good morning you dirby boys

[painstation-deactivated20181026]

[youcantfuckaskeleton]

my patients slipping away from me slowly

[vizivoir]

@youcantfuckaskeleton

u COULD totally go to skeletonfuckingschool if u werent such a dirty anti-skeleton-fucking fucker. if u were smart enough to get into skeletonfuckingschool u might know that they take several things into account for inviting someone to enroll, including but not limited to:

-whether or not u are gay -whether or not u are cool -how not stupid u are -how pro-skeleton fucking u are -whether or not u understand that skeleton fucking is physically possible

[youcantfuckaskeleton]

im going to lie about all of the above to infiltrate your fucking ranks, climb to the top, then pull out my gun and fire it amongst the skeletons you hold oh so dear to you. have fun fucking dust.

[vizivoir]

id fuck dust

[youcantfuckaskeleton]

i didnt think you could ascend to a level lower than fucking humanly possible but i guess you never cease to amaze me

[vizivoir]

well i mean only if that dust used to be skeleton i have standards

[youcantfuckaskeleton]

..............aight b..

[vizivoir]

@youcantfuckaskeleton

u COULD totally go to skeletonfuckingschool if u werent such a dirty anti-skeleton-fucking fucker. if u were smart enough to get into skeletonfuckingschool u might know that they take several things into account for inviting someone to enroll, including but not limited to:

-whether or not u are gay -whether or not u are cool -how not stupid u are -how pro-skeleton fucking u are -whether or not u understand that skeleton fucking is physically possible

[youcantfuckaskeleton]

im going to lie about all of the above to infiltrate your fucking ranks, climb to the top, then pull out my gun and fire it amongst the skeletons you hold oh so dear to you. have fun fucking dust.

[vizivoir]

id fuck dust

[youcantfuckaskeleton]

i didnt think you could ascend to a level lower than fucking humanly possible but i guess you never cease to amaze me

[youcantfuckaskeleton]

if i get 12 reblogs

ill send dick pics to everyone following this blog

[youcantfuckaskeleton]

im waiting please

[vizivoir]

man shit i’ll send YOU dick pics

[youcantfuckaskeleton]

exchange them for goods and services

[vizivoir]

@youcantfuckaskeleton

u COULD totally go to skeletonfuckingschool if u werent such a dirty anti-skeleton-fucking fucker. if u were smart enough to get into skeletonfuckingschool u might know that they take several things into account for inviting someone to enroll, including but not limited to:

-whether or not u are gay -whether or not u are cool -how not stupid u are -how pro-skeleton fucking u are -whether or not u understand that skeleton fucking is physically possible

[youcantfuckaskeleton]

im going to lie about all of the above to infiltrate your fucking ranks, climb to the top, then pull out my gun and fire it amongst the skeletons you hold oh so dear to you. have fun fucking dust.

[youcantfuckaskeleton]

if i get 12 reblogs

ill send dick pics to everyone following this blog

[youcantfuckaskeleton]

im waiting please

[youcantfuckaskeleton]

callout post. this vore byproduct tried to fucking dehumanize me and remove my PHD from my clammy little fucking gremlin hands. Ive been harassed. Ive been hurt before but never this badly. i cant fathom words to describe this piercing pain in my chest. my ego has been wounded. fuck you @vizivoir and your shitty fucking FAKE PHD. skeletonfuckingschool isnt even real, im a doctor, i would know

[vizivoir]

listen, pal. just because skeletons dont have sarcomeres, or lips, or genitalia of any kind, doesnt mean theyre any less fuckable. skeletonfuckingschool is TOTALLY real, they just dont let CLAMMY LIL PRUNES such as YOURSELF take the entrance exams. or know about the school. the entrance exam is fucking a skeleton. which i know. because i went to skeletonfuckingschool.

[youcantfuckaskeleton]

:/

[vizivoir]

oh my god. oh my GOD. i cannot–i cannot beileve

okay litsen erere, u lil FCUKER. Yes I am gay because oNLY LGBT PEOPLE aRE INVITED. TO SKELETONFUCKINGSCHOOL. THIS IS WHY U HAV NOT HEARD OF IT. read a bOOK and maybe u would knOW THIS. oh wait U CANNOT READ.

second thing!!! skeleton fcuking is good and fine. u can fuck a skeleton and NOTHIN U EVER SAY WILL MAKE ME SAY OTHERWISE

third: skeletonfuckingschool is real and gay rather than fake and gay. also they have an excellent stem program and i was prepared excellently for my current career through several internships and opportunities i would not have gotten at any other school.

my career is mathematic modeling of skeleton fucking kinematics.

[youcantfuckaskeleton]

OBJECTION

[vizivoir]

oh yea u also hav to be cool. u must jusut not be cool so thats why. sux to suck

[youcantfuckaskeleton]

you cant just ADD RULES LIKE SOME HEATHEN IF IM GAY IN THE FUCKING SCHOOL ITS LIKE BIRD SCHOOL FOR BIRDS SO ONLY BIRDS GET IN IF ITS FOR GAY PEOPLE I FUCKING GET IN EVEN IF IM AGAINST IT YOU DISGUSTING FOOL

[youcantfuckaskeleton]

callout post. this vore byproduct tried to fucking dehumanize me and remove my PHD from my clammy little fucking gremlin hands. Ive been harassed. Ive been hurt before but never this badly. i cant fathom words to describe this piercing pain in my chest. my ego has been wounded. fuck you @vizivoir and your shitty fucking FAKE PHD. skeletonfuckingschool isnt even real, im a doctor, i would know

[vizivoir]

listen, pal. just because skeletons dont have sarcomeres, or lips, or genitalia of any kind, doesnt mean theyre any less fuckable. skeletonfuckingschool is TOTALLY real, they just dont let CLAMMY LIL PRUNES such as YOURSELF take the entrance exams. or know about the school. the entrance exam is fucking a skeleton. which i know. because i went to skeletonfuckingschool.

[youcantfuckaskeleton]

:/

[vizivoir]

oh my god. oh my GOD. i cannot–i cannot beileve

okay litsen erere, u lil FCUKER. Yes I am gay because oNLY LGBT PEOPLE aRE INVITED. TO SKELETONFUCKINGSCHOOL. THIS IS WHY U HAV NOT HEARD OF IT. read a bOOK and maybe u would knOW THIS. oh wait U CANNOT READ.

second thing!!! skeleton fcuking is good and fine. u can fuck a skeleton and NOTHIN U EVER SAY WILL MAKE ME SAY OTHERWISE

third: skeletonfuckingschool is real and gay rather than fake and gay. also they have an excellent stem program and i was prepared excellently for my current career through several internships and opportunities i would not have gotten at any other school.

my career is mathematic modeling of skeleton fucking kinematics.

[youcantfuckaskeleton]

OBJECTION

[vizivoir]

things that are real and gay

SkeletonFuckingSchool, which is for Skeleton Fuckers

[youcantfuckaskeleton]

explain

[youcantfuckaskeleton]

callout post. this vore byproduct tried to fucking dehumanize me and remove my PHD from my clammy little fucking gremlin hands. Ive been harassed. Ive been hurt before but never this badly. i cant fathom words to describe this piercing pain in my chest. my ego has been wounded. fuck you @vizivoir and your shitty fucking FAKE PHD. skeletonfuckingschool isnt even real, im a doctor, i would know

[vizivoir]

listen, pal. just because skeletons dont have sarcomeres, or lips, or genitalia of any kind, doesnt mean theyre any less fuckable. skeletonfuckingschool is TOTALLY real, they just dont let CLAMMY LIL PRUNES such as YOURSELF take the entrance exams. or know about the school. the entrance exam is fucking a skeleton. which i know. because i went to skeletonfuckingschool.

[youcantfuckaskeleton]

:/

[youcantfuckaskeleton]

callout post. this vore byproduct tried to fucking dehumanize me and remove my PHD from my clammy little fucking gremlin hands. Ive been harassed. Ive been hurt before but never this badly. i cant fathom words to describe this piercing pain in my chest. my ego has been wounded. fuck you @vizivoir and your shitty fucking FAKE PHD. skeletonfuckingschool isnt even real, im a doctor, i would know

[youcantfuckaskeleton]

Sorry,

the nomels post wasnt like me. anyways? went to school. okay? im a fucking doctor. i went to school. i have a PHD. a Phucking Huge Dong, and you know what i do with my PHD? i keep it out of skeletons. i went to fucking school. and you babies come here to tell me, “no, Dr, i CAN fuck a skeleton.” and i says “No.” because, i, went to school. unlike you SIMPLETONS. who ARENT DOCTORS. and WNAT TO FUCK BONES STUFFED WITH JELLY. i watch you. im always watching. i see you.you sinners and your fucking snot covered nubby fingers talking about how you want to literally rub your genitals on a fucking bone. one single. bone. im a fucking doctor. okay? i went to fucking school. LISTEN HERE FUKCY OKAY FUCK YOU LISTEN IM FUCKINH MSMART IM FUCKING A GENOUS IM FUCKING MSSART I FUXCKING SCHOOL OKAY I FUCKINBG WENT TO SCHOOL I WENT TO SCOOL I WENT TO SCHOOL I WENT TOS COOL TI SCHOOL O WENT TO SCHOOL I WENT OY DVHOOL I WENT TO SCHOOL I WENT OYI SCHOOL. im a fucking doctor,

[vizivoir]

calm down let us fuck skeletons if we want to we’re allowed. it’s okay. stop judging peoples’ lives

[youcantfuckaskeleton]

what the fuck did you say about my PHD?

[youcantfuckaskeleton]

Sorry,

the nomels post wasnt like me. anyways? went to school. okay? im a fucking doctor. i went to school. i have a PHD. a Phucking Huge Dong, and you know what i do with my PHD? i keep it out of skeletons. i went to fucking school. and you babies come here to tell me, "no, Dr, i CAN fuck a skeleton." and i says "No." because, i, went to school. unlike you SIMPLETONS. who ARENT DOCTORS. and WNAT TO FUCK BONES STUFFED WITH JELLY. i watch you. im always watching. i see you.you sinners and your fucking snot covered nubby fingers talking about how you want to literally rub your genitals on a fucking bone. one single. bone. im a fucking doctor. okay? i went to fucking school. LISTEN HERE FUKCY OKAY FUCK YOU LISTEN IM FUCKINH MSMART IM FUCKING A GENOUS IM FUCKING MSSART I FUXCKING SCHOOL OKAY I FUCKINBG WENT TO SCHOOL I WENT TO SCOOL I WENT TO SCHOOL I WENT TOS COOL TI SCHOOL O WENT TO SCHOOL I WENT OY DVHOOL I WENT TO SCHOOL I WENT OYI SCHOOL. im a fucking doctor,