Lustful

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Misfits - Simon and Alisha

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now that i believe

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True life

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Grammar

“Bite me, asshole” = grammatically correct and scathing

“Bite me asshole” = kinky pirate

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why is a “blowjob” called a blowjob if you don’t blow?

In England, a really long time ago, blow was slang for ejaculate.

It’s from a time in England when prostitutes were known as blowsies.

Linguists think the sexual connotation of “blow job” evolved from “blowoff,” an expression meaning to finish off, to climax, to end.

Maybe cause ‘suck job’ doesn’t sound as attractive.

Blow Job is slang from 1933, as to blow someone off, originally used among prostitutes.

It’s called a blow job, because when you do it, the penis is poking into your cheek, makes your cheeks look like you are blowing.

Fellatio was once known as a “below job” for obvious reasons. The term has since been shortened to “b’lowjob” or simply “blowjob”. (According to what I know, “below job” was used a service that prostitutes gave because it wasn’t something a classy woman would do, so therefore, that job was below the norm.)