Slime like you made me. You earned me.

An act of violence and the death of my parents have lead me on a crusade to avenge and bring justice to Gotham. I will pursue the criminals the law cannot and the means will be purely my own. I am the world's greatest detective.

[minttoobe]

[youearnedme]

*_*

[masha-allah]

[youearnedme]

I'M LAUGHING BC IT'S JUST MAMA CAROL TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER WHEN I'M NOT SAD AT ALL XDDD

[siiddlove]

[youearnedme]

The only thing I really care about is who is petty enough to shoot me anon hate after having been inactive in this account since Feb. I mean seriously??? How desperate are you to feel good about yourself to shoot that over. Btw, to those that remain to follow me still, I'm about to spam my face claim because he sucks. k? k.

[youearnedme]

Your faceclaim sucks. This idea of this account is a parody.

Hahaha, it's actually funny that someone is cowardly enough to attack my first Bruce account after I went on my personal and talked about creating a fc helper blog.

Congrats. Good for you. 

You're not going to be the first or the last to dislike Hrithik. Quite frankly, you think I care? All I'm going to say on the topic is that you're seriously missing out if you have beef against him simply because he's not your typical Caucasian face claim. 

Skin color or race doesn't take away from the fact that he's an impeccable actor and has very redeeming qualities that makes him better than some of the Bruce face claims I've seen going around. So hi5 for you.

I'm also confused as to how this account is a parody.

Why? Due to the fact that I have a non-Caucasian face claim?

Is that really all the petty comments you can throw my way?

I await an answer. I'm not going to put the indefinite hiatus message on this blog til you continue your rather childish attacks just to explain or justify your "out of the field" accusations.

[rollingthunderdotnet-blog]

“Oh, that’d better have some of Alfred’s cookies,” Barbara replied, a hint of humor in her tone.  

There was something ironic in the very domestic notion of bringing over food while dressed in such a theatrical manner, but Barbara was long past noticing such details.  It was the world they lived in, and were seldom afforded the opportunity to live as civilians.  

“Thank you,” she gave him a note of graciousness, reaching for the bag.  

Setting it on her lap, she inspected the contents, pleased that he’d thought of her.  Though they butted heads about strategy and motivation from time to time, she knew that this was his way of expressing appreciation, and it was welcome.  

Barbara was, of course, aware of the impact of her actions as Oracle, but it didn’t hurt to be reminded that she was more than a glorified operator for the Batfamily upon occasion.  

“So, is an impromptu dinner drop-by the only cause for this tête à tête?” she asked, gaze raised, waiting for the other shoe to drop.  

[youearnedme]

Bright, as always. Bruce knows he can count on her to immediately ask about his reasons for coming over. The food was one of many reasons he'd come over personally. There were things that he avoided wanting to be overheard, hence the face to face and not having say, Dick, play errand boy in the delivery.

Bruce, after all, was a man with a need to maintain many appearances. He was a man that wore many masks yet his time was slim and split but with the help of those such as the Batfamily or Justice League and more, he is able to keep on top of things.

Leaving the cowl on, he walks over to her computer and inserts a flash drive with various recent footage of Bane within Gotham. The oversized man was making his re-admittance into the city flashy and obvious. Attending places such as the Iceberg Lounge and other well known criminal owned "hangouts". As the footage continues, Bruce speaks. "I've picked these up on satellites, at first, refusing to acknowledge it was Bane because of the methods and tactics used. Yet, as I continued to watch, the face and actions were uncanny and completely unique to him.  I know the way he moves, the way he thinks. But I don't know what he's got planned. I need you to find out."

[iveseengothamsfuture-blog]

+youearnedme

[iveseengothamsfuture-blog]

And that’s why you’re a pain in the ass sometimes. 

[youearnedme]

You wouldn't be the only one to think that.

[nnoitra-quintoespada-deactivate]

Reblog if you love your Muse to death

[justpackingheat-blog]

Except on a normal day for you, there blood and injuries and shit. And cause you’re fucking naive, you take all these steps not to just off them.

Point being, you owe everyone cake and a vacation.

[youearnedme]

I didn't realize you wanted me to have birthday party. That can be arranged.

[youearnedme]

Haaaappy birthday daddy bats!

Stop calling me ‘daddy bats’.

[youearnedme]

Bruce, I hope you have a good, and enjoyable birthday. Sincerely, Brianna Wayne. P.S. Abigail made the cookies and insisted I send them along.

Bruce takes a gander at the cookies once before reading the note. He was originally reluctant to take a bit before realizing that Abigail had the same culinary skills as Alfred. He removes his phone and proceeds to call her.

[justpackingheat-blog]

So why did ya talk about work instead? [Snort.]

You gonna celebrate with Alf?

[youearnedme]

Because that would be the only time such injuries would occur.

Maybe, today's just another day.

[justpackingheat-blog]

I’m talkin’ more of the trip down the stairs, slip in ice outside the front door, bumped into a cabinet and break a hip sort of thing.

[youearnedme]

I know. That won't be happening any time soon.

[justpackingheat-blog]

Seriously, don’t break a hip.

Or I’m gonna laugh my guts out at you.

[youearnedme]

My job requires for me to get down and dirty, at the risk of my own health. I can't guarantee anything, you know that.

[iveseengothamsfuture-blog]

+youearnedme

[iveseengothamsfuture-blog]

Well I’m fine so you don’t have to worry now. 

[youearnedme]

Telling me not to worry won't make me stop.

[rollingthunderdotnet-blog]

Happy birthday, Bruce. 

[youearnedme]

Thank you, Barbara.