Archmage of The Void

Aurex Aurelis, eldritch terror, occasional teacher of magic. I eat adventurers for breakfast, and other gods at dinner. [[Indie IC Blog and face-to-face interaction. Shitposts generated by Vaughn. Rules/ooc can be found at urs-illiad! ]]

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A mass of tentacles, cables, and glowing eyes, the eldritch horror shambled down the abandoned interstate.

“Mechanical Star-Spawn of Cthulhu” by Mad–Machine.

[eatthehell]

hey guess what i gots

[eatthehell]

big vegetal

[eatthehell]

crumch

[youjustpantsedthearchmage]

fucking superb you funky lil noodle

[eatthehell]

is so good

[youjustpantsedthearchmage]

Which one you get?

[eatthehell]

hey guess what i gots

[eatthehell]

big vegetal

[eatthehell]

crumch

[youjustpantsedthearchmage]

fucking superb you funky lil noodle

[youjustpantsedthearchmage]

I think I need to woo a fish.

[rorindiel]

Babe ur eyes are like the stars. There’s so damn many of them. Why so many eyes, my sweet eldritch beauty? Wh

[internmarce]

@youjustpantsedthearchmage

[autokrates]

Anyway I’m hot and stronger than you so don’t try anything.

[youjustpantsedthearchmage]

Flexes, distantly.

[autokrates]

Flexes back.

[youjustpantsedthearchmage]

Swoons.

[autokrates]

Anyway I’m hot and stronger than you so don’t try anything.

[youjustpantsedthearchmage]

Flexes, distantly.

[fhtagn-and-tentacles]

HEADSHOT: WORLD EATER 

by Remarin

[eatthehell]

dinner???

[youjustpantsedthearchmage]

Yes.

[eatthehell]

im comin

[youjustpantsedthearchmage]

I’ll get the chairs........

[eatthehell]

dinner???

[youjustpantsedthearchmage]

Yes.

[youjustpantsedthearchmage]

Mmmmmmmmmm--

[youjustpantsedthearchmage]

sinfulglambot:

I’m a member of his polycule so it might be weird indeed, if I were bothered by that. I only consider Marce and Sal family as of now, still learning everyone and getting connected. 

Hospitality? Can’t be that bad.

That’s fair-- I will admit I have reservations about it on mine. I’d love to get to know you, though, if that’s alright.

Well, I try to not be too overtly unsettling but there’s only so much one can do. I also house a minor god of hunger so I have no frame of reference as far as like, portion sizes or Having Stuff.

[youjustpantsedthearchmage]

internmarce replied to your post “People keep looking for a god to bang and i’m like. I’m right here,...”

I KEEP BEGGING AND YOU KEEP TURNING ME DOWN!

I’M REALLY WORRIED THAT IT MIGHT LIKE UNMAKE YOU.

[youjustpantsedthearchmage]

People keep looking for a god to bang and i’m like.

I’m right here, you guys.

[sinfulglambot-deactivated202007]

Oh? You’d be interested?

Might be a good time, so long as Jack doesn’t mind me going off and having some fun. I don’t think he would.

[youjustpantsedthearchmage]

It’s possible.

Although- if this is the Jack I know, it might be a little weird, I do call him my ‘bunson’ sometimes.

Also you’d have to put up with my ‘hospitality’.

[youjustpantsedthearchmage]

People keep looking for a god to bang and i’m like.

I’m right here, you guys.

[youjustpantsedthearchmage]

COME GET Y’ALL JUICE.

[internmarce]

I LET OUT THIS DISGUSTING SNORT???

[youjustpantsedthearchmage]

AND YET YOU HAVE NOT YET DESTROYED MY STOVE? My love. Come get y’all juice.

[youjustpantsedthearchmage]

COME GET Y’ALL JUICE.