Random Prompt: Kotori’s Soda Stall
Visit Kotori’s soda stall, where the surprises never cease! This friendly youkai has every flavor you could want—and many you don’t! She’s happy to sell you as many of these absolutely non-alcoholic beverages as you like for one token each, but be careful; some of her concoctions pack a surprise...
Pick a soda flavor from the list or generate a random number from 1 - 80, and beware the results! Some helpful, some harmful, some silly, all non-refundable. Non-alcoholic (though some do taste like alcohol), so muses who can’t or don’t drink are free to enjoy!
Unless noted otherwise, effects last for 1-3 hours, but feel free to change the duration to whatever’s the most fun!
3D Motion Picture — Tastes dichromatic. Causes vision from one eye to be red, and the other blue, as if looking through a pair of 3D glasses.
Aloe — Tastes soothing, yet bitter. Cures burns.
Antacid — Tastes pink. Cancels out the effect of one curse.
Beer — Tastes like a party. Causes intoxication. Acts as a curse rather than normal drunkenness, so no poison! But you’ll still deal with a nasty hangover!
Bees! — Tastes like honey. Summons a cloud of bees, which treat the drinker as the swarm’s queen. Disperses after 1 hour.
Bitter Melon — Tastes chilly. Causes the drinker to only be able to turn left, and not right, for 1 hour.
Buckwheat Tea — Tastes like soba. Causes the drinker’s hair to triple in length.
Buttered Popcorn — Tastes like movie night. Everything tastes like buttered popcorn for 1 hour.
Caramel Apple — Tastes like October. Strengthens Halloween Event Servants, but has no effect for anyone else.
Carrot — Tastes like vegetables. Causes the drinker’s eyesight to become sharp enough to see objects a mile away in perfect detail.
Catnip — Tastes like grass. The drinker’s head is replaced with a similarly-sized cat head for 1 hour.
Cerebrospinal Fluids — Tastes like you weren't supposed to drink this. Enables drinker to use thought-acceleration for 15 real-world minutes.
Chamomile — Tastes relaxing. The drinker radiates a calming effect on those around them for 1 hour.
Cinnamon — Tastes spicy. Causes the drinker to become two-dimensional for 30 minutes.
Clean Linen — Tastes like fresh towels. Cleans clothes instantly, but turns hair white.
Coffee — Tastes energizing. Wildly caffeinated.
Cologne — Tastes strong. When opened, releases a powerful pine scent, masking any other scent within a 5ft radius.
Comet Dust — Tastes like the space between atoms. Causes the drinker’s personal gravity to gradually lessen until they are in zero-gravity. Try not to fly away!
Cough Syrup — Tastes purple. Grants resistance to coughing.
Diamond Dust — Tastes like sugar cubes. For 2 hours, whenever the drinker cries, small diamonds will fall from their eyes instead. The diamonds are real, but disappear by morning.
Down The Rabbit Hole — Tastes quite peculiar. The drinker grows bunny features, which disappear after 1 hour.
Drink Me — Tastes like fresh water. Causes the drinker to shrink to 10 centimeters tall for 2 hours.
Eat Me — Comes in an edible bottle and tastes like a delicious chocolate cake. Causes the drinker to grow 10 feet tall for 2 hours.
Egg — Tastes like raw eggs. Causes the drinker to appear 10 years younger for 2 hours. Has no effect on those under 10 years of age.
Extreme Sour Cherry — Tastes like a challenge. Inflicts a mouth-puckering effect so powerful it's impossible to speak for 20 minutes.
Friend :) — Tastes like fair weather. Drinker must stay within 5 feet of their nearest companion, or else suffer a penalty to all parameters.
Ghost Pepper — Tastes too spicy to describe. The drinker's body falls over, unconscious, and their soul is ejected from their body in a ghostly apparition for the rest of the day, after which they wake up unharmed back in their body.
Gold — Tastes metallic. Everything the drinker touches turns to gold. Yes, /everything/.
Gooseberry — Tastes like chaos. Instills a powerful feeling of mischief and tomfoolery.
Grape — Tastes like wine. Causes grape vines to grow in drinker's hair, which will sprout grapes, then fall off, in 2 hours.
Green Apple — Tastes like sour apples. The drinker instantly exchanges locations with a person of their choice, but only once.
Helium — Tastes like the stuff inside of balloons. The drinker’s voice becomes cartoonishly high-pitched for 30 minutes.
Hot Wings — Tastes like hot sauce. Causes the drinker to grow feathers on their back, then wings, which will shed after 2 hours.
Karaage — Tastes like fried chicken. Drinker is surrounded by bishounen sparkles for 1 hour.
Kykeon — Tastes delicious! Transforms the drinker into a piglet for 1 hour.
Laundry Detergent — Tastes forbidden. When opened, its contents rush out, coating everything in a five-foot radius in bubbles.
Lavender — Tastes quiet. Causes drowsiness, but sleeping after drinking this ensures the drinker is well-rested.
Licorice — Tastes like anise. A mouth opens on a random part of the drinker’s body, which can consume food and drink like normal, and which they have complete control over. It disappears after 3 hours.
Liquid Courage — Tastes like mead with floral notes. Instills the drinker with courage, foolhardiness, and a reckless disregard for danger.
Lotus — Tastes like sugar and bubble gum. Doubles all parameters for 1 hour, then halves them for 2 hours.
Love Potion — Tastes romantic. Causes illusions of cartoon hearts to radiate from the drinker’s head for 10 minutes.
Magpy’s Favorite — Tastes shiny. The drinker is instilled with a desire to pick up shiny objects for 1 hour.
Maple Sap — Tastes syrupy. Turns skin into tree bark for 30 minutes.
Matcha — Tastes bitter. Makes the drinker an honorary Robin Hood.
Miso — Tastes earthy. Causes the drinker to appear 10 years older for 2 hours.
Motor Oil — Tastes like trying to explain the noise your car is making. Increases drinker’s speed for 20 minutes.
Narcissus — Tastes like... oh, my, who is that handsome stranger in the mirror? Causes the drinker to fall in love with their own reflection for 30 minutes.
Neapolitan — Tastes like three flavors in one. Grants two-way telepathy between drinker and target of their choice for 15 minutes.
Orange Juice — Tastes orange. For 30 minutes, the drinker perceives everything said to them as ridiculously funny.
Passion Fruit — Tastes passionate. Causes the drinker to become very graceful and acrobatic for 3 hours.
Peach — Tastes fresh and sweet. The drinker can only speak in haikus for the rest of the evening.
Peppermint (DANGER) — Tastes like how it feels to chew 5 Gum. When the cap is removed, explodes in a 5ft radius for a blast of freezing cold air.
Plasma — Tastes like cherry sorbet. Removes, then instantly replaces, all blood in drinker’s body. Cures all current health ailments (but can’t cure anything inflicted prior to the beginning of the festival).
Plum Blossom — Tastes like spring. Wards off curses for a few hours, but some youkai won’t want to talk to you.
Pumping Iron — Tastes ferrous. The drinker’s body takes on the physique of a macho-macho bodybuilder, but after 1 hour, deflates like a balloon back into their normal self.
Ranch — Tastes like a common condiment. Reveals a single prophecy to the drinker, but its contents may be too obscure to understand.
Rum — Tastes like alcoholism. Not actually alcoholic. Instills in the drinker a desire to act like a pirate for 1 hour.
Sakuramochi — Tastes like red bean paste. Causes the drinker to cough up cherry blossom petals for 30 minutes.
Saltpeter — Tastes like asphalt. Belching results in fireworks harmlessly escaping the drinker's mouth.
Saltwater — Tastes like tears. Drinker grows mermaid scales along their body, which will shed after 3 hours. Able to breathe underwater during this time.
Sardine — Tastes fishy. Drinker is compelled to stay in crowds, especially within close quarters, for 1 hour.
Seaweed — Tastes chewy. Drinker can speak with aquatic creatures for 5 hours.
Shrimp’s Eye — Tastes like crustacean. Enables drinker to see colors invisible to humans.
Silver Dust — Tastes like mica powder. Turns the drinker’s skin silver for 2 hours.
Slime — Inedible, but fun to play with. Has a light plastic scent and makes a cute pet. If ingestion is attempted, the slime will do its best to escape.
Snowfall — Tastes like snowflakes. Causes a small, snowing cloud to hover directly over the drinker for 30 minutes.
Soy Sauce — Tastes umami. The drinker’s eyes take on a red hue. If already red, they turn black as night.
Sphinx’s Brew — Tastes like sand. The drinker is compelled to tell the truth for 1 hour.
Spider Silk — Tastes stringy. The drinker can shoot spider webs from their hands for 30 minutes.
Squid — Tastes like... squid. Drinker sprouts prehensile squid tentacles, which harmlessly fall off after 30 minutes.
Strawberry Kiwi — Tastes like summer. Grants one wish, but it disappears at midnight, as if it was all a fleeting summer dream.
Tadpole Tea — Tastes slimy. Appears to be normal boba tea, but chewing the tapioca balls hatches tiny tapioca frogs that leap from the drinker’s mouth.
Thermoluminescence — Tastes like glowing reviews. Causes the drinker to glow in the dark.
Toothpaste — Tastes clean. Instantly cleans teeth and freshens breath with a minty aftertaste.
Turkey & Gravy — Tastes like a full holiday dinner. Instantly sates hunger, but causes the drinker to crave dessert food. (There's always room for dessert...)
Unflavored — Has no taste. Causes the drinker to lose their memories, but the effect fades within hours.
Vaseline — Tastes medicinal. Drinker becomes able to cast minor healing spells capable of mending cuts, bruises, and burns.
Wasabi — Tastes hot. Causes demonic horns to sprout from the drinker’s head.
Wild Cherry — Tastes artificial. Instills the drinker with a powerful creative urge in an artistic form of their choice, which they must fulfill or be wracked with art block.
Wonderdust — Tastes like fruit punch. The drinker's body will slowly turn invisible over 30 minutes, then stay that way for 3 hours. Does not affect clothing.
