You little geek-turd!

Well that kinda sucked. (RP account for Dan Wilson) [FC: Brodie Scott]

[mymommythinksimbeautiful]

My daddy says I should lose weight or I’m going to die fat and alone like him. :(

[youlikethis-youprick]

Die then fucknuts

[youlikethis-youprick]

Running around the track dressed as a spook. Fight me.

[studiesb4hubbies]

Oh Christ.

[baskettballismypride-blog]

Who’re you?

[studiesb4hubbies]

What does that matter?

[baskettballismypride-blog]

Alright🤷🏽‍♀️if you say so.

If you have something to say, finish it.

[studiesb4hubbies]

Wait. Does your irrelevant ass think my post was about you? That’s a little insecure.

[baskettballismypride-blog]

Clearly seemed so. You’ve barely say shit up until now.

[studiesb4hubbies]

Mhm. Im the one who barely says shit. That’s funny. The only time I ever see you interact or post anything is when your desperate, transparent ass is lusting after Dan.

But okay. You’re right. Allow me to clarify my original post. Why deny it? It was most definitely about you. So why don’t I expand a little bit. I thought ‘oh christ’ covered it but you apparently need things explicitly spelled out for you.

It’s a bit pathetic to be throwing yourself so aggressively at someone who is obviously neither interested nor reciprocal to your pitiful, inane, irritating attempts at flirtation. It’s all the more pathetic because I doubt you know very much about Dan outside of the fact that he enjoys sports and is ‘super adorbs’ when he’s angry. And he sure as fuck does not know the first thing about you because, let’s be honest, if he cared remotely about you, he’d have certainly mentioned you to me, and I wouldn’t be learning about you through a near-obsolete microblogging profile. If he had mentioned you, I’d probably have said that you’re inarguably a pretty girl, if a bit bland and unremarkable. But, again, he’s never mentioned you, which is odd because I’m almost certainly his best friend, so I’ve had no real reason to state my opinion.

But how terribly rude. I never answered your question. My name is Beatrice. Now who the fuck are you?

[baskettballismypride-blog]

Last time I checked honey, he was single and never mentioned you at all or being romantically involved with anybody.

Your his “best friend” so you should have more leverage than me right? Yet, you’re only still his best friend🤷🏽‍♀️

If you have feelings for him, how come you’ve never acted on them all these years? Perhaps if you grew a pair of tits, something might have happened already.

Oh, where are my manners? Its Jackie bitch. Don’t wear it out.

[studiesb4hubbies]

Why would he mention me to you, dipshit? He doesn’t like you.

And okay, if it really means so much to you, we can play that game.

@youlikethis-youprick are you free this evening?

[youlikethis-youprick]

Uhh.. yeah I've got nothing planned.

[youlikethis-youprick]

Aight lemme get this straight. Nobody’s allowed to put their hands on my brother but me. Whoever cornered him at the grease pit is fuckin dead.

[baskettballismypride-blog]

Wow😍😍😍Has anybody told you that you are 100x hotter when you’re pissed off?

[youlikethis-youprick]

Not that I can think of. Then again it goes against my nature to give a shit. Thad’s my punching bag.

Thanks though.

[baskettballismypride-blog]

No problem babe 😘 You should definitely show this side more.

So sexy😉

[youlikethis-youprick]

You’re sweet. Thanks. Takes some the tension off. I’m fully aware that the pipsqueak deserves all he gets from time to time but that sure as shit doesn’t mean I’m gonna let it happen.

Out of all things about me it’s this ugly side that’s sexy? Damn. I’m not trying hard enough then.

[baskettballismypride-blog]

You honestly don’t have to try that much in your case☺️ Your natural looks pretty much does it for you👌🏽

I totally get it; little siblings are pain in the asses. Back home, I always had to stop my lil sis from doing the stupid shit she does🙄

It’s not an ugly side. Just saying 😉

[youlikethis-youprick]

He’s utterly exhausting. Even when we were in the same clique I couldn’t stand him. If I could put him up for adoption myself I would. A little fucking runt.

Sorry your sister was giving you trouble once upon a time.

[baskettballismypride-blog]

She tends to get away with a lot. I’ve gotten used to it over the years. I on the other hand mess up, and my father looses it. It’s annoying how we shouldn’t have to deal with their shit yet we do.

But hey, at least between you and your brother, you clearly got the good genes You got that going for you😉

[youlikethis-youprick]

Yeah that favoritism shit sounds lame. Fortunately I'm the favorite sibling.

Hey - you're not wrong!

[youlikethis-youprick]

Aight lemme get this straight. Nobody’s allowed to put their hands on my brother but me. Whoever cornered him at the grease pit is fuckin dead.

[baskettballismypride-blog]

Wow😍😍😍Has anybody told you that you are 100x hotter when you’re pissed off?

[youlikethis-youprick]

Not that I can think of. Then again it goes against my nature to give a shit. Thad’s my punching bag.

Thanks though.

[baskettballismypride-blog]

No problem babe 😘 You should definitely show this side more.

So sexy😉

[youlikethis-youprick]

You’re sweet. Thanks. Takes some the tension off. I’m fully aware that the pipsqueak deserves all he gets from time to time but that sure as shit doesn’t mean I’m gonna let it happen.

Out of all things about me it’s this ugly side that’s sexy? Damn. I’m not trying hard enough then.

[baskettballismypride-blog]

You honestly don’t have to try that much in your case☺️ Your natural looks pretty much does it for you👌🏽

I totally get it; little siblings are pain in the asses. Back home, I always had to stop my lil sis from doing the stupid shit she does🙄

It’s not an ugly side. Just saying 😉

[youlikethis-youprick]

He's utterly exhausting. Even when we were in the same clique I couldn't stand him. If I could put him up for adoption myself I would. A little fucking runt.

Sorry your sister was giving you trouble once upon a time.

[youlikethis-youprick]

Aight lemme get this straight. Nobody’s allowed to put their hands on my brother but me. Whoever cornered him at the grease pit is fuckin dead.

[baskettballismypride-blog]

Wow😍😍😍Has anybody told you that you are 100x hotter when you’re pissed off?

[youlikethis-youprick]

Not that I can think of. Then again it goes against my nature to give a shit. Thad’s my punching bag.

Thanks though.

[baskettballismypride-blog]

No problem babe 😘 You should definitely show this side more.

So sexy😉

[youlikethis-youprick]

You're sweet. Thanks. Takes some the tension off. I'm fully aware that the pipsqueak deserves all he gets from time to time but that sure as shit doesn't mean I'm gonna let it happen.

Out of all things about me it's this ugly side that's sexy? Damn. I'm not trying hard enough then.

[youlikethis-youprick]

Aight lemme get this straight. Nobody’s allowed to put their hands on my brother but me. Whoever cornered him at the grease pit is fuckin dead.

[baskettballismypride-blog]

Wow😍😍😍Has anybody told you that you are 100x hotter when you’re pissed off?

[youlikethis-youprick]

Not that I can think of. Then again it goes against my nature to give a shit. Thad’s my punching bag.

Thanks though.

[youlikethis-youprick]

Aight lemme get this straight. Nobody’s allowed to put their hands on my brother but me. Whoever cornered him at the grease pit is fuckin dead.

[yardsthtick]

@youlikethis-youprick

[text]: IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO ME, CALL HOMELAND SECURITY. THERES A CRAZED JIHADIST AFTER ME!!!!

[youlikethis-youprick]

[TEXT]: Good. Byeeeeeeeee! ✌

[…]

[…]

[TEXT]: What did you do now?

[yardsthtick]

[text]: Nothing! My Christian values are being targeted!

[youlikethis-youprick]

[TEXT]: You’re unfuckingbelievable. Stop dancing around the subject prick!

[TEXT]: Who’d you piss off? Besides me.

[yardsthtick]

[text]: I told you! The terrorist! Or I guess I implied. Osama Bin Faglord or whatever!

[youlikethis-youprick]

[TEXT]: I literally don’t have a single fucking idea who you’re talking about.

[…]

[TEXT]: Do you mean the rich kid from Egypt or something pompous like that?

[yardsthtick]

[text]: Yeah! The sand nigger!

[youlikethis-youprick]

[TEXT]: Ew what the fuck is wrong with you?

[TEXT]: Racist little shit I’m gonna bash your ugly fucking face in.

[TEXT]: What did you do to the guy?

[yardsthtick]

[text]: that’s not racist! They call themselves that!

[text]: I beat him up. Because he was bullying my friend.

[youlikethis-youprick]

[TEXT]: Smells like bullshit to me.

[TEXT]: Whatever you did you probably deserved it.

[yardsthtick]

@youlikethis-youprick

[text]: IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO ME, CALL HOMELAND SECURITY. THERES A CRAZED JIHADIST AFTER ME!!!!

[youlikethis-youprick]

[TEXT]: Good. Byeeeeeeeee! ✌

[…]

[…]

[TEXT]: What did you do now?

[yardsthtick]

[text]: Nothing! My Christian values are being targeted!

[youlikethis-youprick]

[TEXT]: You’re unfuckingbelievable. Stop dancing around the subject prick!

[TEXT]: Who’d you piss off? Besides me.

[yardsthtick]

[text]: I told you! The terrorist! Or I guess I implied. Osama Bin Faglord or whatever!

[youlikethis-youprick]

[TEXT]: I literally don’t have a single fucking idea who you’re talking about.

[…]

[TEXT]: Do you mean the rich kid from Egypt or something pompous like that?

[yardsthtick]

[text]: Yeah! The sand nigger!

[youlikethis-youprick]

[TEXT]: Ew what the fuck is wrong with you?

[TEXT]: Racist little shit I'm gonna bash your ugly fucking face in.

[TEXT]: What did you do to the guy?

[yardsthtick]

@youlikethis-youprick

[text]: IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO ME, CALL HOMELAND SECURITY. THERES A CRAZED JIHADIST AFTER ME!!!!

[youlikethis-youprick]

[TEXT]: Good. Byeeeeeeeee! ✌

[…]

[…]

[TEXT]: What did you do now?

[yardsthtick]

[text]: Nothing! My Christian values are being targeted!

[youlikethis-youprick]

[TEXT]: You’re unfuckingbelievable. Stop dancing around the subject prick!

[TEXT]: Who’d you piss off? Besides me.

[yardsthtick]

[text]: I told you! The terrorist! Or I guess I implied. Osama Bin Faglord or whatever!

[youlikethis-youprick]

[TEXT]: I literally don't have a single fucking idea who you're talking about.

[...]

[TEXT]: Do you mean the rich kid from Egypt or something pompous like that?

[yardsthtick]

@youlikethis-youprick

[text]: IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO ME, CALL HOMELAND SECURITY. THERES A CRAZED JIHADIST AFTER ME!!!!

[youlikethis-youprick]

[TEXT]: Good. Byeeeeeeeee! ✌

[…]

[…]

[TEXT]: What did you do now?

[yardsthtick]

[text]: Nothing! My Christian values are being targeted!

[youlikethis-youprick]

[TEXT]: You're unfuckingbelievable. Stop dancing around the subject prick!

[TEXT]: Who'd you piss off? Besides me.

[yardsthtick]

@youlikethis-youprick

[text]: IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO ME, CALL HOMELAND SECURITY. THERES A CRAZED JIHADIST AFTER ME!!!!

[youlikethis-youprick]

[TEXT]: Good. Byeeeeeeeee! ✌

[...]

[...]

[TEXT]: What did you do now?

[youlikethis-youprick]

Calling all jocks! Let's go tag Jefferson's gym.

[youlikethis-youprick]

@studiesb4hubbies

[TEXT]: Hey, you.

[studiesb4hubbies]

[text]: Hey yourself. :)

[youlikethis-youprick]

[TEXT]: How are you doing?

[TEXT]: Any special deliveries lately? ;)

[studiesb4hubbies]

[text]: It’s really funny you should mention that because actually I did get an interesting package in the mail!

[youlikethis-youprick]

[TEXT]: Oh yeah? Anything interesting?

[studiesb4hubbies]

[text]: Yes. I don’t think I’ve ever gotten a present so thoughtful or lovely before! I wish they’d signed their name.

[youlikethis-youprick]

[TEXT]: Sounds wonderful. What did ya get?

[studiesb4hubbies]

[text]: A new telescope, a book I’ve been wanting for awhile.

[text]: flowers

[text]: and normally I’d make fun of the type of guy who gets a girl flowers but his note mentioned seeing stars whenever he sees me, hence the telescope, and they’re my favorite flowers

[text]: I’m going to preserve them forever!

[text]: you don’t think it’s an elaborate joke, do you?

[youlikethis-youprick]

[TEXT]: Sounds perfect Bea.

[TEXT]: Nah. The guy gotta know you pretty well to get all that good stuff huh?

[youlikethis-youprick]

@studiesb4hubbies

[TEXT]: Hey, you.

[studiesb4hubbies]

[text]: Hey yourself. :)

[youlikethis-youprick]

[TEXT]: How are you doing?

[TEXT]: Any special deliveries lately? ;)

[studiesb4hubbies]

[text]: It’s really funny you should mention that because actually I did get an interesting package in the mail!

[youlikethis-youprick]

[TEXT]: Oh yeah? Anything interesting?

[studiesb4hubbies]

[text]: Yes. I don’t think I’ve ever gotten a present so thoughtful or lovely before! I wish they’d signed their name.

[youlikethis-youprick]

[TEXT]: Sounds wonderful. What did ya get?

[youlikethis-youprick]

@studiesb4hubbies

[TEXT]: Hey, you.

[studiesb4hubbies]

[text]: Hey yourself. :)

[youlikethis-youprick]

[TEXT]: How are you doing?

[TEXT]: Any special deliveries lately? ;)

[studiesb4hubbies]

[text]: It’s really funny you should mention that because actually I did get an interesting package in the mail!

[youlikethis-youprick]

[TEXT]: Oh yeah? Anything interesting?