Theories of an Eager Heart

If you think I'm funny, just remember none of this content is mine and tumblr has ruined my sense of humor :)

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

one thing to miss about porn on tumblr is how ridiculous people acted like. there was this one catfish on here who would steal other people’s dick pics and pretend they were all him. he’d post circumcised one day and uncut the next like… sir.

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

[thebootydiaries]

[sorrowlicher]

the beauty of the French Canadian language

In Quebec, when you love someone, you declare your love with “osti de criss de tabarnak”, which roughly translates to “the only arms that hold me”. and you’d respond to that with “osti de câlisse de viarge”, which means “these arms will only hold you”, and I think that’s beautiful. Quebecois french is more beautiful than parisian french, and this proves it.

[youmeandgravity]

No one believe this bullshit if you say this to someone in Quebec you’re going to get jumped on sight

[cnc3-deactivated20211231]

Today is the only day you can reblog this.

[so-very-small]

i was looking at ocean videos and pictures and i came across this

ice giants, anyone?

[bonersniper]

This is them checking the temp and staying deep because fuck its warm

[glorianas]

you: homoerotic subtext

me, an intellectual: impligaytions

[1crocodile]

[teaboot]

I hate it when your parents are like “I know you better than you know yourself!” Like no you don’t

[yourwisehistory]

Jason ‘I like to throw axes at bullseye’ momoa

[linaisbluepancake]

[bextheboo]

[mens-rights-activia]

[everythingfox]

Very important video

[kodaksnacks-blog]

[justcariii]

I screamed. Im ugly laughing. I sound like a grandfather

[elfvenomm]

I’m never prepared….I can’t

[callmedeku24]

Bruh lmfaoooooo

[alexander]

who remembers this relic

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Their voices are higher than I remember

[beyondthesleep]

[memewhore]

[ruinedchildhood]

[buttwyattarchive-deactivated201]

Citizens of Pawnee

[thelawnwrangler]

This is the absolute best post ever. The citizens of Pawnee are my heroes.