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marisatomay

happy four seasons total landscaping day to all who celebrate

cardassiangoodreads

#the most week of all time actually

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gettingnutsfromsquirrels

v-1enna

it's officially 2023

lesbalisious

Everything everywhere all at once is a film about a girl ripping the entire universe apart just to find a part of her mother that she feels understands her. And everything everywhere all at once is a film about a mother ripping the entire universe apart just to understand her daughter. And my chest feels like it’s caving in when I think about it too long

thelxiepia

MOTHER

FUCKING

MULEFA

catasters

jaubaius

Catical illusion/ This kitty is in a bathtub

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esoanem

#it looks like it’s having gravity problems

(via @trans-cuchulainn )

murdershegoat

Dozens of NYC Subway riders, fresh off a Robyn concert, singing “Dancing On My Own” while waiting for the E train. (Video by Triszh Hermogenes)

biokitty

I’m reblogging this again because the absolute joy in this video is something I haven’t seen in such a long time that I’d forgotten this aspect of humanity.

mariamlovesyou

OK I'm in the pussy 👍. Now what

mr-selfdestruct

ilajue

washing your face is actually multi tasking because you are also washing your hands and forearms and shirt and countertop and feet and floor and hair

aquilacalvitium

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

lizluvscupcakes

Well, OP, I’m officially invested in this shit. Your whiny ass is doing self care if I have to drive to your goddamn house and do it for you.

aquilacalvitium

By Talos this can't be happening

oysters-aint-for-me

reblog this everyone i wanna see what happens when op’s reverse-hubris forces them to practice basic self care.

why? because it’s funny and completely possible actually so good fucking luck op

genuine-possum

@thedragonemperess I'm gonna hate scrolling past this but do your thing

professionalchaoticdumbass

spell of way too many followers activate

gothiccharmschool

Yes. Do the thing.

passionpeachy-deactivated202312

black cats for october

shutyourmoustache

You’ve been visited by the Halloween moose. May god have mercy on your soul.

synebluetoo

Jesus, look at the size of that thing. Bloody hell. His pumpkin now.

alex51324

It took some time for my brain to parse the antlers, and until then, I thought this was a bear.

ignescent

So the first time I saw this, I thought the moose was really short with a weirdly big head, because it was the height of the mailbox. I’ve now realized it’s kneeling and am once again afraid of just how /big/ moose are.

scifigrl47

I like how the pumpkin at the base of the mailbox looks like it’s watching this attack and screaming in horror.

jayska-nxl

Being Canadian is amazing because you get to watch everyone else not comprehend the utter size of moose

gothiccharmschool

Halloween Moose is one of the holiday cryptid group that Sasha the Christmas Tiger belongs to.

brennacedria

wildlifewednesdays

A porcupine’s Halloween present (+ original sound effects)

docwithtardisfez

I had no idea giant porcupines made fucking precious sounds

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nightonblogmountain

THAT’S THE SOUND IT MAKES!?!?!?

UN-BE-FUCKING-LIEVABLE

why-animals-do-the-thing

We got asked if this is cute and okay. I can very happily say yes, this is stupid cute and those are happy porcupine noises.

One of my favorite things about doing zoo work was all the noises you never realize the animals make when they’re excited or interested in a new thing. Coatimundis squeak and snuffle, and giant porcupines make that sound.