Hey, Fairy Boy! @mask-link! Could you help me defeat the evil version of older me?
…I’m still trying to understand that…
Fairy Boy..? Oh! Malon! I'm glad you're okay.
I would help you with anything you want, but why do you want to defeat the evil version of the older you? Did she do something to you? Was she rude? Are you okay?
Don't you worry, there's an evil version of older me too, I understand you.
Wait… do I not have to defeat the older evil me? I thought she was, y’know, evil.
Also… do you uh, *cough cough* uhm want to like, come milk the cows with me or something maybe or like if you want to I mean a heh heh…
Oh yeah, I see your point but... Well, most of the Evils versions aren't bad, some are quite nice. I have spoken to the evil version of your older self and she's pretty kind.
. . .
I-.. Uh- yeah... Yeah. *puts his hand on the back of his neck, a little embarrassed* That... *cough* That sounds good. I'd love to go whit you.
Won't.. your dad scold you..? Talon is a bit.. uhm- reserved about letting me go with you...
Oh, that makes… no sense, but at least I don’t have to defeat anyone. *shrugs*
And also… he’ll get over it. Let’s go! *grabs your hand and yanks you towards the barn with surprising strength*
Haha, yeah! It was the same thing I thought. And, don't you worry, if you need to defeat someone, i'll do it for you.
Alright. *smiles and takes her hand too, following her without any resistance*
*glances at you awkwardly every few steps*
So, ahem, have you been… defeating things recently? Or just, like, being a normal kid or…?
Huh? I don't think it ever was. *giggles* But yeah, I've been defeating things... I was-.. in the war.. before all this thing of the evil versions.
*looks at her curiously*
You... what have you been doing? I haven't seen you in a while.
Oh, you know, just like… ranch things. Cuccos and horses and stuff y’know? Like milk too and like eggs. And sometimes cheese? And butter maybe. Cows.
*realizes how stupid she sounds*
So yeah, chores.
*laughs softly* I didn't know you made milk and butter, Malon. That's awesome. How does you do it?
Oh! Speaking of... *searches in his saddlebag and takes out a cow-shaped hood* Look what I found.
Oh, it’s hard. You have to separate the milk then churn the cream and add salt and it takes so so long and- wait, what is it?
*inspects the cow-shaped hood*
*just keeps looking at her with a smile, before laughing*
It's a little hood. It is shaped like a cow and it's pretty warm... Look, let me.. *takes the hood and approaches her to put it on and button it* That's it. How do you feel it?
Oh! Well, it’s kind of cute… you’re right, it is pretty warm.
*meets his gaze*
I look stupid though, don’t I, Fairy Boy?
See? I knew it!
*stays silent, frowning*
What? No! No, no, no, you don't look stupid, you're beautiful. I-... Was it the hood? I'm sorry-..
*takes off the hood of her and puts it away, grimacing as he looks down*
I'm sorry, it wasn't-.. I didn't mean to make you feel that way-.. I-... I apologise, Mal..
*puts his hand on the back of his neck while pressing his lips together*
I'll-.. I think it's best if I get on with my... well, hero stuff and all that-..
(ooc- I’m imaging mask is walking away now lol)
Wait, no no no! Don’t leave! Fairy Boy! Stop!
*chases after him*
WAITTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!
(thinking: HE THINKS IM BEAUTIFUL)
*stops and turns to look at her*
Something wrong?
*blinks*
Erm, look, I gotta come clean. Me and you are getting hitched, okay? I know because I asked future me! And don’t like freak out or run away maybe because I mean… I can see it?
*makes one of those faces that can only be made if you yourself don’t really understand what you’re saying*
*raise an eyebrow with a small smile*
I know. i found out a while ago- but there's a lot of timelines. You don't have to do something like that if you don't want to. *shrugging shoulders* Don't you worry about it.
*eye twitches*
YOU DON’T GET IT, FAIRY BOY!! I’M TRYING TO MAKE YOU STAY BECAUSE I LIKE YOU, DUMMY!
. . . !
*stays silent with face turning red*
I-... O-okay...? I.. I can stay whit you if you wanna- I thought you were uncomfortable or something-..
YEAH, THAT IS WHAT I WANT!
*clears throat*
so then… uh, wanna go get a cookie?














