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[frannxox96-deactivated20180223]

nowadays 16 & 17 years old couples be spending the night at each others houses

not sure how y’all parents are but mine don’t play that shit

[younglostfree]

I moved in with mine right after I turned 17 and two years later we have our shit together and we're working on moving into my mom's house when she moves out in October. In some situations it's a better situation for the girl/boy to be in the other's household, some parent's realize that and allow it.

[cyberho]

During Job interview: I love working with people, I’m very outgoing, social, I’m very patient and I love to help in any way I can, and I also think the customer is always right and deserves to be treated with respect 

After Job interview: 

[thempress]

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

[nickelbackthatassup]

when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” AND LITERALLY RIGHT NOW HE CAME IN THE CAR WITH A SLUSHIE AND I WAS LIKE WHY DIDNT YOU GET ME ONE AND HE LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYE AND SAID “REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE SIX”

[thelostie]

[weallheartonedirection]

[god-damn-demetria]

When you raised your kid right

[lickmetilllicecreammmm]

You can say whatever the fuck you want about Angelina, but she is a world class mother and human being.

[unsounded]

she’s unbelievably adorable

[love-personal]

[words-of-emotion]

[grandma39]

[just-shower-thoughts]

What do the people who stop the microwave at 0:01 do with all their spare time?

[fruitsgardens]

i do not want to be beeped at!! it is loud and obnoxious and i will not take orders from a microwave!!

[younglostfree]

I add an extra 30 seconds to however long it has to be in and I stop it at 30. Or if I'm not sure, I keep adding time and it has to be done at --:30, --:45 or (any minute):00.

[ash-ofpallet]

[royaleomens]

god damn it ash you stupid fuck

[pokemonstuffism]

damn ash really bro 

[oceancake]

It’s not okay for a man to hit a woman out of anger It’s not okay for a woman to hit a man out of anger It’s okay for a woman to hit a man if she is defending herself It’s okay for a man to hit a woman if he is defending himself

[hekacute-deactivated20141230]

Put a pancake on a girl’s head when she’s asleep to keep her warm and safe. 

[ultrafacts]

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[derpiana]