Zenitsu Agatsuma

There's no such thing as an ugly woman. All women are beautiful, and I love them all. Please, be my future wife.

[your-future-husband-zenitsu]

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Hello, and welcome, my future love.

I am Zenitsu Agatsuma, your future husband.

I can already promise you that I'll be the best man for you, and let me tell you why.

1. I can cook, I'll make you breakfast in bed, gourmet lunches, and romantic dinners.

2. I can massage, I'll rub away all your aches and pains, and I'll make you feel like the queen you deserve to be.

3. I have extremely good hearing, I'll listen to you rant about anything and everything, for nothing is too little nor too big, and nothing is considered annoying. For your beautiful voice, serenade my heart and make my eardrums ring with love.

4. I'm strong, I can protect you from any form of danger, and I'll sacrifice my body if it means your beautiful frame will be safe.

5. I can provide, for I am not afraid to get dirty from a long day of work, especially if it means that I'll come home to a beautiful wife who I can spoil.

6. I am yours, for my body, my mind, and my soul all belong to you. I am your pillar of strength, your shoulder to cry on, your chest to hide in, your back to lean on, your eyes to see further, your hands to reach out, your feet to walk with, your heart to hold, your mind to mold, your soul to fold, for I am yours.

Your Future Husband, Zenitsu Agatsuma.

[your-future-husband-zenitsu]

(Art by friend)

Stats

Daki-negative difficulty

Gyutaro-negative difficulty

Kaigaku-beyond negative difficulty

Gyokko-narrative difficulty

Hantengu-low difficulty

Nakime-low difficulty

Akaza-low difficulty

Doma-low difficulty

Kokushibo-extremely high difficulty(without the Mark, with the Mark, low difficulty)

“ what are you doing? Aren’t you supposed to be training with the others? How about you go along with Tanjiro and train with him”

The Sun Hashira booming voice says

“and don’t forget your sword this time, that thing is your lifeline”

I-I'M ON BREAK, SIR!!!

[stargarnet-aka-tanzanite]

“ are you on break or are you trying to flirt with every single female slayers you come across you filthy boy, I want to see you build those muscles and stamina!”

“ we can talk about your attempt at flirting later

I’ve seen celibate people more seductive with their flirting than you(insult)”

[your-future-husband-zenitsu]

B-B-BUT I REALLY AM ON BREAK THOUGH SIR, I SWEAR!!!

[your-future-husband-zenitsu]

(i saw someone ask about sanji so i figured i’d put something about that cook here)

zenitsu, there’s a chance you might be his son. just… look at this photograph

that baby looks like you before your hair turned blond by the lightning strike. or could it be that your hair was always meant to be blond? like sanji’s? you never knew your parents…

-eimi kurage

No... If my hair was meant to be blonde, it would've slowly turned this color, not all at once... Though, he possibly could be.

[your-future-husband-zenitsu]

Opinions on tall and strong women?

Tall, muscular, short, chubby, round, slim, flat, or robust. No woman is any lesser than the last in my eyes.

[abbyfandomgalaxy]

I think @24-frames-of-swag-per-second needs to learn how to treat and respect women from you instead of being a misogynistic little b*tch because you're a great example thank you for respecting women 💖

[24-frames-of-swag-per-second]

Pffft— you think the great Zenin heir needs lessons?? From this pipsqueak? That’s a good one, I’m actually laughing here.

I’ll let you in on a secret. Out of the two of us, only one of us will step in to protect a woman… I’ll give you a hint, it won’t be Mr. “Respects women” here. He’s too much of a coward.

[your-future-husband-zenitsu]

And YOU will!? You reek of disrespect!! I may be a coward, and I may quiver in fear. Sure, I'll run away, and I'll even cry about it, but I'll never leave a woman unprotected.

Women are to be cherished, to be loved, protected, and cared for!! They carry the next generation! They bring color into our lives, take care of our young, and they make a home a true home!! They deal with the disrespect of men daily, they walk around with a heavy weight on their shoulders worrying if they'll get attacked or not, they're in survival mode 24/7... And yet, they do it all with a smile on their face!!

While us men just run around, conquering things, causing wars, making mass amounts of destruction, killing out animals just for the fun of it. We cause death, hate, and anguish. Without women, this place would be one big mess!! We walk around like we're so high and mighty, without a care in the world, and all because we know we're the stronger ones? Why use it to boast instead of protecting!! Why use it to bully, in stead of helping! The strong is to help the weak, while the weak supports the strong!

It's a power balance, and if you don't get that... Then it's your lost.

[24-frames-of-swag-per-second]

Heh. So you admit it… women need protecting and anre only useful to enhance a man’s life, and for child-rearing. How is that any different than anything I’ve ever say? I’m curious.

You act like you respect women, yet at the end of the day, we both know women are inferior.

[your-future-husband-zenitsu]

(MOD: LMAOOOOOOO!!!! This mf here 😂😂😂)

Women aren't inferior! They do just as much as us men do, if not more! I mean, we wouldn't even exist if our mother's just decided to give up.

The way you talk about women disgusts me. They're not tools. They're people. They have emotions! Without women, us men as a whole would fall. Sure, they aren't as strong as us. They aren't as fast or confident in certain aspects of life. But they're still just as important!!

I'm not sure who you are, and in all honesty I don't wanna know! Just knowing the fact that we share the same air is enough to ruin my day.

[24-frames-of-swag-per-second]

((🦇// Hahaha. Naoya’s fun to roleplay for a reason. Apologizes Zenitsu and Mod. 😅))

Are they now? From where I stand, it does sound like you’re skirting around the truth. Women are weak, you’ve said it yourself.

This whole act of “defending” women is pathetic. Admit the truth already, women love a confident, honest man, like myself.

Such a shame, to think men like you exist.

[your-future-husband-zenitsu]

(MOD: Nah, bc I love doing Zenitsu's character, so I get the passion for doing their characters. It's so fun.)

Men like me!? What about men like yourself!?

Women may like those qualities, but they also like respect too, a major thing that women want from men!! Something you obviously don't have.

[your-future-husband-zenitsu]

Muzan and Sukuna should get married they're literally made for each other they're both evil little bastards 😈

... Why are you telling me this? I don't care, I don't even know who 'Sukuna' is.

[your-future-husband-zenitsu]

Sanji btw

... Damn, he's totally him.

BUT I'M STILL BETTER!! AND HE'S A DUMB BLONDE TOO!! AND HIS EYE BROWS ARE STUPID LOOKING!!

[your-future-husband-zenitsu]

Honey, what do you think about Sanji from One Piece? They say he's better looking than you! Can you believe it?! Xoxo

HA!? I don't know who this 'Sanji' is, but I highly doubt he's better looking than me!!

[your-future-husband-zenitsu]

*boops*

Ummm.... Thanks?

[your-future-husband-zenitsu]

(Art by friend)

Stats

Daki-negative difficulty

Gyutaro-negative difficulty

Kaigaku-beyond negative difficulty

Gyokko-narrative difficulty

Hantengu-low difficulty

Nakime-low difficulty

Akaza-low difficulty

Doma-low difficulty

Kokushibo-extremely high difficulty(without the Mark, with the Mark, low difficulty)

“ what are you doing? Aren’t you supposed to be training with the others? How about you go along with Tanjiro and train with him”

The Sun Hashira booming voice says

“and don’t forget your sword this time, that thing is your lifeline”

I-I'M ON BREAK, SIR!!!

[your-future-husband-zenitsu]

it was midnight when I took this photo 🫠

Whether it's midnight, mid-day, or even in the most gorgeous of sunsets, you're absolutely stunning!! You'll catch my eyes each and every time!!

(You ain't gotta answer. This is so old!!)

[livkayrussell]

omg I totally forgot about this 😂

Now I’m in a relationship and I’m cringing 😀

[your-future-husband-zenitsu]

(LOL!!! Don't cringe too bad, see it as a journey well played.)

[your-future-husband-zenitsu]

Opinions on tall and strong women?

Tall, muscular, short, chubby, round, slim, flat, or robust. No woman is any lesser than the last in my eyes.

[abbyfandomgalaxy]

I think @24-frames-of-swag-per-second needs to learn how to treat and respect women from you instead of being a misogynistic little b*tch because you're a great example thank you for respecting women 💖

[24-frames-of-swag-per-second]

Pffft— you think the great Zenin heir needs lessons?? From this pipsqueak? That’s a good one, I’m actually laughing here.

I’ll let you in on a secret. Out of the two of us, only one of us will step in to protect a woman… I’ll give you a hint, it won’t be Mr. “Respects women” here. He’s too much of a coward.

[your-future-husband-zenitsu]

And YOU will!? You reek of disrespect!! I may be a coward, and I may quiver in fear. Sure, I'll run away, and I'll even cry about it, but I'll never leave a woman unprotected.

Women are to be cherished, to be loved, protected, and cared for!! They carry the next generation! They bring color into our lives, take care of our young, and they make a home a true home!! They deal with the disrespect of men daily, they walk around with a heavy weight on their shoulders worrying if they'll get attacked or not, they're in survival mode 24/7... And yet, they do it all with a smile on their face!!

While us men just run around, conquering things, causing wars, making mass amounts of destruction, killing out animals just for the fun of it. We cause death, hate, and anguish. Without women, this place would be one big mess!! We walk around like we're so high and mighty, without a care in the world, and all because we know we're the stronger ones? Why use it to boast instead of protecting!! Why use it to bully, in stead of helping! The strong is to help the weak, while the weak supports the strong!

It's a power balance, and if you don't get that... Then it's your lost.

[24-frames-of-swag-per-second]

Heh. So you admit it… women need protecting and anre only useful to enhance a man’s life, and for child-rearing. How is that any different than anything I’ve ever say? I’m curious.

You act like you respect women, yet at the end of the day, we both know women are inferior.

[your-future-husband-zenitsu]

(MOD: LMAOOOOOOO!!!! This mf here 😂😂😂)

Women aren't inferior! They do just as much as us men do, if not more! I mean, we wouldn't even exist if our mother's just decided to give up.

The way you talk about women disgusts me. They're not tools. They're people. They have emotions! Without women, us men as a whole would fall. Sure, they aren't as strong as us. They aren't as fast or confident in certain aspects of life. But they're still just as important!!

I'm not sure who you are, and in all honesty I don't wanna know! Just knowing the fact that we share the same air is enough to ruin my day.

[your-future-husband-zenitsu]

So zenitsu, what's your type in women?

All women. Why have a type when they're all so beautiful!? I can't possibly choose between them all!!

[your-future-husband-zenitsu]

*Gives you a big hug because you’ve been gone for so long and I missed you*

Welcome back!

AAAAHHHHAAAAAA!!!!! HIII!!!

[your-future-husband-zenitsu]

Will you protect all women even if it means fighting off a hundred men?!?! If so, zenitsu-sama you truly are the best!! 🤩🤩🤩

Even if I have to fight off a million of them!! I will protect women at all costs!

[your-future-husband-zenitsu]

I know you said you love all women, so does that mean you'd date one even if she was a psychopath? Like a yandere or just crazy

Like for example would you date Himiko Toga?

Darling... Every woman has a story to tell, and I'm willing to listen and love her for who she is. I don't believe in 'crazy' women, I just simply believe in 'misunderstood', I believe in 'Lonely', I believe in 'Traumatized'... She has a reason to be the way she is, and she's gone unloved, ignored, and thrown around for far too long. So yes, I would love to make 'Himiko Toga' my lovely wife.

[abbyfandomgalaxy]

Really? Even if she tries to stab you because she prefers her crushes bloody and beaten up?

[your-future-husband-zenitsu]

Did you not listen to what I just told you?

How can you love someone, when you aren't willing to understand what makes them the way they are? She has a story to tell, an I'm willing to listen to her.

Perhaps she will beat me till I'm black and blue, twisted and mangled... But none of that matters because it's my job to listen to her and try to understand her, ease her into a gentle love, perhaps it's something she's never had before.

Love isn't easy, it doesn't come with rules, it doesn't come with absolute promises, but it comes with undeniable trust, and it's up to me to give her the trust she was never given.

[your-future-husband-zenitsu]

I know you said you love all women, so does that mean you'd date one even if she was a psychopath? Like a yandere or just crazy

Like for example would you date Himiko Toga?

Darling... Every woman has a story to tell, and I'm willing to listen and love her for who she is. I don't believe in 'crazy' women, I just simply believe in 'misunderstood', I believe in 'Lonely', I believe in 'Traumatized'... She has a reason to be the way she is, and she's gone unloved, ignored, and thrown around for far too long. So yes, I would love to make 'Himiko Toga' my lovely wife.

[your-future-husband-zenitsu]

What do you think of that Naoya Zenin guy? I have heard that he is very misogynistic, since he comes from a patriarchal clan.

Who?? Well, who ever you're talking about, I don't care to meet him!! Especially if he's thinking, talking, or even acting upon being disrespectful towards women!!

Screw him and his entire clan!! Whoever this Naoya Zenin guy is, can suck my big toe!!