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Ah, I don't think that's supposed to be there. I'm not the best at this computer thing so I'll let Matt deal with it.
That aside, I think we should introduce ourselves. I'll start while he's checking this "issue" out.
Hello. My name's Colin Sloan. Financial advisor. Used to do things more face-to-face, but I figured this program makes things more efficient. Glad to be of service.
Ah no, that is not. No need to worry, it shouldn't cause any harm. Let's simply leave it for the time being.
Hello, I am Matthew Godrick. And I do... ah... I do the more technical stuff. I.. I... wait-
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Sorry I appear to be experiencing some technical difficulties.
Huh. Did something happen? Do you need anything, kid? You look a little shocked.
I... ah, I'm fine. Just some technical difficulties.
Oh, okay. You can always just take a break. I'll deal with this.
Yes that'd likely be the best course of action. Thank you.
No problem. I'll be checking on the clients now.
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Get me out of here, assholes!
-David, if you are feeling unsatisfied with our service, you could easily just message us. No need for profanity, please.-
Fuck you!
-SHUT THE HELL UP LARSON-
No, you shut the fuck up! You're both monsters on all fucking levels! Get me out of here!
-Oh, oh no. You're getting it all wrong. We're not... monsters. But I can be one, if it weren't for formalities--
-I'll show you a monster YOU LITTLE SHI--
WHAT THE FUCK
-Godrick, the claws aren't necessary.-
-Well, our 'client' better watch his fucking mouth then.-
I'M NOT SHUTTING THE HELL UP! Why the fuck are you doing this?
-Doing what? Business? Listen here, client. We do what we do to help poor souls like you...
because we could. Nothing else. Got that?-
Ha! That's bullshit! I know you two have a fucking agenda! Got an axe to grind with someone?
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-I think you should watch your mouth, Larson. Do yourself a favour and shut it.-
I'm not shutting up until you get me the fuck out of here.
-Why the hell should we let YOU out of here?-
Because... because I don't deserve this! I need to go home, people miss me out there! You probably wouldn't get it.
-Oh, but you do. David, you got what you bargained for. As for... the people, well... they already know what's happened to you. It was all over the news. They wouldn't question a thing. I made sure they get the details correctly.-
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Huh? What's going on with him-
-Oh. Uh. You know what? David, you're dismissed. Please. Leave your complaints somewhere else, and we can talk about this later. I believe my coworker here is going through a 'bug' again.-
...whatever. Fuck you.
-Thank you for the feedback. We will get back to you in a moment.-
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