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[your-mom-666]

Read this.

[your-mom-666]

CRYMINI ARE YOU STILL ALIVE

yes

[your-mom-666]

can I know your hair styling tips?

i comb it sometimes, but that’s about it

[your-mom-666]

What are you planning for Mother’s Day?

getting crab with daddy’s plastic XP

@slutty-spider-talk

[slutty-spider-talk]

We’re gettin’ the entire broil baby. Good thing the twins daddy is from Louisiana because these tits are gonna be pumping out Cajun spice and butter for the next week. 💖💋

[your-mom-666]

55 burgers 55 fries 55 tacos 55 pies 55 coke 100 tater tots 100 pizzas 100 tenders 100 meatballs 100 coffees 55 wings 55 shakes 55 pancakes 55 pasta 55 peppers and a 155 taters!!!

[your-mom-666]

What are you planning for Mother’s Day?

getting crab with daddy’s plastic XP

@slutty-spider-talk

[your-mom-666]

Hai doggy

You’re my favorite customer

not a dog

[your-mom-666]

Three babies, their one young adult sister under one roof. Tough?

that’s a dad question cause i don’t do jack shit

[litttleprincess-deactivated2017]

When you see it, REBLOG IT.

[32-kgs]

Depression Hotline: [phone]

Suicide Hotline: [phone]

LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255

Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386

Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743

Eating Disorders Hotline: [phone]

Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673

Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272

Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253

If you ever want to talk: My Tumblr ask is always open.

[mowestruc]

trans suicide prevention hotline: [phone]

[your-mom-666]

happy birthday mom! how old are you now? like 113… 112… i don’t fucking know but you’re old yay!!!

@slutty-spider-talk

[slutty-spider-talk]

I’m old enough ta be your Mother and that’s all that matters.

[your-mom-666]

OMG WAIT HEY YOU’RE A TEENAGER AGAIN! WELCOME BACK!

[your-mom-666]

happy birthday mom! how old are you now? like 113… 112… i don’t fucking know but you’re old yay!!!

@slutty-spider-talk

[your-mom-666]

Don't be a sell out! Your 'mom' fucked Tyco while the kids were watching a movie. That's why he wanted you to babysit .

i’m not a sell out and that literally didn’t happen

[your-mom-666]

Mommy wants you to play babysitter.

the fuck… i’m not allowed to babysit..

that can’t be true, right?

@slutty-spider-talk

[slutty-spider-talk]

No! Nope! Not at all! No, no, no!

[your-mom-666]

mmmmmhmm

why the fucking guilty ass look then?

[slutty-spider-talk]

What guilty look? You kids and your imaginations! Watchin' Barney the dinosaur and out of the box really kicked that up for ya didn't it? Now let's go back to the land of make believe and ignore this question!

[your-mom-666]

i know most of your day consists of snot and spit up, but last time i checked i’m under 20… not fucking 2.

so what’s going on??

[slutty-spider-talk]

Ha ha, real funny. Why do you think somethin' is goin' on? Nothin' is goin' on Mini!

[your-mom-666]

i don’t know… something just feels off.

maybe dad was right, i’m not too good at reading people.

[slutty-spider-talk]

Reading is for nerds! Look why don't I go take ya shoppin' wit' the babies? We can get smoothies, get our nails done.

[your-mom-666]

mmmm… that’s not what i… fine

are the babies even able to handle nails?

[slutty-spider-talk]

They ain't gettin' a make over, they're just goin' along for the ride. Now let's get goin' and maybe not mention this baby sittin' thing to your pops?

[your-mom-666]

no offense but they’re more like little leeches, you sure you’re gonna be able get a mani?

and you’re a spider, he’s more scared of you than you are of him.

[your-mom-666]

Babysitting ain't so bad! Just a little hair pulling, screaming, peeing and - considering your siblings have fur - shedding in every possible place. Not so bad!

it’s not that. dad doesn’t let me.

@barcatchatter

[barcatchatter]

You wouldn't know what to do with them

[your-mom-666]

nah you just don’t trust me.

[your-mom-666]

Babysitting ain't so bad! Just a little hair pulling, screaming, peeing and - considering your siblings have fur - shedding in every possible place. Not so bad!

it’s not that. dad doesn’t let me.

@barcatchatter

[your-mom-666]

Mommy wants you to play babysitter.

the fuck… i’m not allowed to babysit..

that can’t be true, right?

@slutty-spider-talk

[slutty-spider-talk]

No! Nope! Not at all! No, no, no!

[your-mom-666]

mmmmmhmm

why the fucking guilty ass look then?

[slutty-spider-talk]

What guilty look? You kids and your imaginations! Watchin' Barney the dinosaur and out of the box really kicked that up for ya didn't it? Now let's go back to the land of make believe and ignore this question!

[your-mom-666]

i know most of your day consists of snot and spit up, but last time i checked i’m under 20… not fucking 2.

so what’s going on??

[slutty-spider-talk]

Ha ha, real funny. Why do you think somethin' is goin' on? Nothin' is goin' on Mini!

[your-mom-666]

i don’t know… something just feels off.

maybe dad was right, i’m not too good at reading people.

[slutty-spider-talk]

Reading is for nerds! Look why don't I go take ya shoppin' wit' the babies? We can get smoothies, get our nails done.

[your-mom-666]

mmmm… that’s not what i… fine

are the babies even able to handle nails?

[your-mom-666]

Mommy wants you to play babysitter.

the fuck… i’m not allowed to babysit..

that can’t be true, right?

@slutty-spider-talk

[slutty-spider-talk]

No! Nope! Not at all! No, no, no!

[your-mom-666]

mmmmmhmm

why the fucking guilty ass look then?

[slutty-spider-talk]

What guilty look? You kids and your imaginations! Watchin' Barney the dinosaur and out of the box really kicked that up for ya didn't it? Now let's go back to the land of make believe and ignore this question!

[your-mom-666]

i know most of your day consists of snot and spit up, but last time i checked i’m under 20… not fucking 2.

so what’s going on??

[slutty-spider-talk]

Ha ha, real funny. Why do you think somethin' is goin' on? Nothin' is goin' on Mini!

[your-mom-666]

i don’t know… something just feels off.

maybe dad was right, i’m not too good at reading people.

[your-mom-666]

Mommy wants you to play babysitter.

the fuck… i’m not allowed to babysit..

that can’t be true, right?

@slutty-spider-talk

[slutty-spider-talk]

No! Nope! Not at all! No, no, no!

[your-mom-666]

mmmmmhmm

why the fucking guilty ass look then?

[slutty-spider-talk]

What guilty look? You kids and your imaginations! Watchin' Barney the dinosaur and out of the box really kicked that up for ya didn't it? Now let's go back to the land of make believe and ignore this question!

[your-mom-666]

i know most of your day consists of snot and spit up, but last time i checked i’m under 20… not fucking 2.

so what’s going on??