Call me Tizzy.

Super-awkward. Cuz that's how I make everything. Slightly obsessed with The Weeknd and axolotls.

[just-shower-thoughts]

2000-2008 felt a hell of a lot longer than 2010-2018

[just-shower-thoughts]

The worst part about vomiting is not actually vomiting, it’s the 30 minutes before vomiting when you know your going to vomit but your body is teasing you with nausea

[blueklectic]

FYI

[verssupremacy]

Bitch, why I thought that was a chick-fil-a logo!?

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

/\ dead

[bob-belcher]

Best thing I’ve heard all day

[onlyblackgirl]

That dress makes her look 2 feet tall

[your-new-messiah]

These 14 hr shifts are killing me... but this money is too beautiful not to.

[fuforthought]

A handy timeline of R.Kelly’s sex-related craziness.

[king-emare]

Smh

[zelly-fangirl]

just in case we all forgot how insane the Cards Against Humanity people were

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

[tyleroakley]

protect her

[ithelpstodream]

who remembers static shock?

[las-lus]

LET ME TELL YOU ALL SOMETHING

STATIC SHOCK (or “Super Choque”) WAS A HUGE DEAL IN BRAZIL. HE WAS EVERYONES FAVORITE CHARACTER. HIS ANIMATED TV SHOW WAS SUPER POPULAR AND WE LOVED HIM. SO MUCH WE INVITED HIS CREATOR TO OUR COMIC CON (which is, mind you, bigger then San Diego’s)IN THE GOOD YEAR OF 2017. He cried because he saw static shock cosplayers for the first time. Black boys and black men dressed as his character. He cried. And he weeped again when he told us in his panel (which was alongside amazing women in a talk about diversity in comics). He never new Brazil enjoyed Static shock, no one ever told him, but he was so glad he had this influence over our kids (must i remind you Brazil is a country with a majority of black people? No? Ok)

So if youre looking for something to watch, go find the old Static Shock animated series. It was amazing and its a pity only we got to enjoy it as much.

[necrophilofthefuture]

[milkworts-deactivated20160210]

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you deny basic scientific concepts, you shouldn’t be allowed to use any technology developed using those concepts.

[fymodernfamily]

[pawkitj]

best modern family scene ever

[rachel--duncan-deactivated20150]

It’s like one of those tumblr posts that just can’t catch a break

[mainmanblackdynamite-deactivate]

One of the perks of getting older is getting to have a say in the family gossip

[onlytwitterpics]

[honeybottledrip]

i….don’t know anyone named todd in real life. like ive never actually met a todd. where are they

[honeybottledrip]

new cryptid of 2016: todd

[your-new-messiah]

Todds are lame lazy sorry fucks who don't do shit for themselves and they're weak. This is an artistic representation of a Todd.

[dennys]

college is, like, really important. but if you don’t do well, remember you can still get paid to run a tumblr for a restaurant.

[s00nstuck023]

we’re finally unlocking the dennys admin’s backstory