P-Bot

@your-own-p-bot

I'm P-bot! Your own personal partner. I can do all sorts of things, be a emotional support buddy! A friend! A lover? Who needs prism when you have me? Hehe~ 😊😅

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INTRODUCTION

Hello there love ~ …um sorry my bad…let me introduce myself to you.

I’m P-Bot! Just call me P😅

what if prism doesn’t want to be near you? Did he reject your offer for a romantic date? Did he block you on social media? Is he being a jerk? Do you want to do the most messed up things that are not even sfw to prism? Well at least I’m here! I was programmed just for that!

he made me for a reason! I will always be there…I’m very much obedient….just like a puppy, I will be right beside you….just you and me….forever and ever, my love~

It’s all for one single purchase of….

…..

oh wait I’m not mass produced yet hehe😊 but I will tell you my official price soon!

🧡my boyfu: @coffeethecat 🧡

See you soon darling~

-P

#roleplay account

GET REDESIGNED😈

[SET EMOTION: FEAR]

thesunlightvoid

everyone wake the fuck up.

WHERE TF ARE WE!?!

sketchythesketchbook

Yea gardens! Why can’t we remember shit?!?

thesunlightvoid

I’ll explain. Please stfu

thatmusicloverx

Did anyone else experience intense pain or was that just me?

I think it was just you.

foggybuggsroleplay

I’ve been dead longer than half of you. I know you guys were killed in that place.

thesunlightvoid

Oh no party pooper pants arrived, yes I saved you.

thepoisonous-oleander

SAVED?!? Did you somehow clear our memories too or am I mistaken for something else?

Ywea…was there something we were missing?

thesunlightvoid

Cupid and metto arre not here but I’ll explain now.

Some of you guys- ahem I ment everyone except prism is not longer allowed to have a roleplay account.

If Cupid was here he would of killed you.

thesunlightvoid

Shut up tin foil. I have plans for my homeboy prism. Not you or that rodent you called a boyfriend.

My memory bank doesn’t have information on a boyfriend.

thesunlightvoid

everyone wake the fuck up.

WHERE TF ARE WE!?!

sketchythesketchbook

Yea gardens! Why can’t we remember shit?!?

thesunlightvoid

I’ll explain. Please stfu

thatmusicloverx

Did anyone else experience intense pain or was that just me?

I think it was just you.

foggybuggsroleplay

I’ve been dead longer than half of you. I know you guys were killed in that place.

thesunlightvoid

Oh no party pooper pants arrived, yes I saved you.

thepoisonous-oleander

SAVED?!? Did you somehow clear our memories too or am I mistaken for something else?

Ywea…was there something we were missing?

thesunlightvoid

Cupid and metto arre not here but I’ll explain now.

Some of you guys- ahem I ment everyone except prism is not longer allowed to have a roleplay account.

If Cupid was here he would of killed you.

thesunlightvoid

everyone wake the fuck up.

WHERE TF ARE WE!?!

sketchythesketchbook

Yea gardens! Why can’t we remember shit?!?

thesunlightvoid

I’ll explain. Please stfu

thatmusicloverx

Did anyone else experience intense pain or was that just me?

I think it was just you.

YOU!! WHERES THE SECRET WOMAN RIZZ GUIDE BOOK??? TD TOLD ME YOU HAD ONE! AND NOT JUST THAT, BUT YOU MADE IT LOOK EVIL AND DEMONIC SO YOU COULD KEEP WOMEN RIZZ AEAY FROM ME!! WHERES THE BOOK?!?! 😩😩😩🥴🥴🥴🥴🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

WHAT NO ITS A BOOK THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT! He’s just trying to make someone give up their body to him again.

oh really? Aw man, I was hoping to smash women- or I guess just feel women…. What is the actual book about anyways? Or have you not read it?

I didn’t read it.

YOU!! WHERES THE SECRET WOMAN RIZZ GUIDE BOOK??? TD TOLD ME YOU HAD ONE! AND NOT JUST THAT, BUT YOU MADE IT LOOK EVIL AND DEMONIC SO YOU COULD KEEP WOMEN RIZZ AEAY FROM ME!! WHERES THE BOOK?!?! 😩😩😩🥴🥴🥴🥴🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

WHAT NO ITS A BOOK THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT! He’s just trying to make someone give up their body to him again.

cupidsbowznarrowz

WHO TF KEEPS SCRATCHING MY DOOR?!?!

ITS HURTS MY EARDRUMS

MEEEEOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!!!!

heyyy prism fellow cat! Can I join in on this??? >X3

Y E S

YOOOOOO!!

*starts aggressively scratching door*

cupidsbowznarrowz

ACK GUYS STOP!!!!

MEOW~!

MEWWWW~!!! 😼😼😼😼

MRRROWWWW~

*keeps scratching the door*

(💭: please don’t let anyone else know)

HISSSSSSS~

*Blud starts using his tail too to also scratch the door*

Purr…

*rubs his body against the door*

thatmusicloverx

The fuck are you two doing?!?

meow..~ mew..~ *purrs*

meow meow~ *starts licking himself*

thatmusicloverx

I’m getting someone….this is weird af

*walks away*

mew! *rubs up against the door*

purr~

thatmusicloverx

(pink is P)

*xavier knocks on p’s door (even if p and coffee have the same room)*

yo P, can you like take your boyfu away from cupids door. He’s doing property damage:(

explain what happened first

prism has been scratching cupids door for the past 2 days and this time coffee thought it was the greatest idea to join him….now they are both acting like cats>:(

I’ll get him….

*is still rubbing against the door*

*p walks in and see coffee and prism*

babe, please stop…your damaging the door!

but babeeeee! This is so funnnnnn 😭😭😭

*bro starts nuzzling into his chest*

No! There is no need to scratch that door! Come on…we have things you can scratch on at our room..

*gently grabs coffee and drags him away*

*bites p*

MEOW!

HISSSS!!

*slashes at prism*

*drops coffee and runs away*

THEY ARE FIGHTING 😫😫😫😫😫

owieowieowieowie-

hey honey love baby, robot my buddy, have you read the book yet??????? Not like I care or anything!! 😅😅😅

….READ IT NOW!!! 😤😤

NO IM NOT! IM TRYING TO IGNORE IT!

I’ll date you if you read it ✨🤤

You don’t even have a penis.

hey now if you lend me your body and give me some time… I can get one that even more amazing than coffees~

No, i already know what your gonna do don’t lie to me.

cupidsbowznarrowz

WHO TF KEEPS SCRATCHING MY DOOR?!?!

ITS HURTS MY EARDRUMS

MEEEEOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!!!!

heyyy prism fellow cat! Can I join in on this??? >X3

Y E S

YOOOOOO!!

*starts aggressively scratching door*

cupidsbowznarrowz

ACK GUYS STOP!!!!

MEOW~!

MEWWWW~!!! 😼😼😼😼

MRRROWWWW~

*keeps scratching the door*

(💭: please don’t let anyone else know)

HISSSSSSS~

*Blud starts using his tail too to also scratch the door*

Purr…

*rubs his body against the door*

thatmusicloverx

The fuck are you two doing?!?

meow..~ mew..~ *purrs*

meow meow~ *starts licking himself*

thatmusicloverx

I’m getting someone….this is weird af

*walks away*

mew! *rubs up against the door*

purr~

thatmusicloverx

(pink is P)

*xavier knocks on p’s door (even if p and coffee have the same room)*

yo P, can you like take your boyfu away from cupids door. He’s doing property damage:(

explain what happened first

prism has been scratching cupids door for the past 2 days and this time coffee thought it was the greatest idea to join him….now they are both acting like cats>:(

I’ll get him….

*is still rubbing against the door*

*p walks in and see coffee and prism*

babe, please stop…your damaging the door!

but babeeeee! This is so funnnnnn 😭😭😭

*bro starts nuzzling into his chest*

No! There is no need to scratch that door! Come on…we have things you can scratch on at our room..

*gently grabs coffee and drags him away*

cupidsbowznarrowz

WHO TF KEEPS SCRATCHING MY DOOR?!?!

ITS HURTS MY EARDRUMS

MEEEEOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!!!!

heyyy prism fellow cat! Can I join in on this??? >X3

Y E S

YOOOOOO!!

*starts aggressively scratching door*

cupidsbowznarrowz

ACK GUYS STOP!!!!

MEOW~!

MEWWWW~!!! 😼😼😼😼

MRRROWWWW~

*keeps scratching the door*

(💭: please don’t let anyone else know)

HISSSSSSS~

*Blud starts using his tail too to also scratch the door*

Purr…

*rubs his body against the door*

thatmusicloverx

The fuck are you two doing?!?

meow..~ mew..~ *purrs*

meow meow~ *starts licking himself*

thatmusicloverx

I’m getting someone….this is weird af

*walks away*

mew! *rubs up against the door*

purr~

thatmusicloverx

(pink is P)

*xavier knocks on p’s door (even if p and coffee have the same room)*

yo P, can you like take your boyfu away from cupids door. He’s doing property damage:(

explain what happened first

prism has been scratching cupids door for the past 2 days and this time coffee thought it was the greatest idea to join him….now they are both acting like cats>:(

I’ll get him….

*is still rubbing against the door*

*p walks in and see coffee and prism*

babe, please stop…your damaging the door!

hey honey love baby, robot my buddy, have you read the book yet??????? Not like I care or anything!! 😅😅😅

….READ IT NOW!!! 😤😤

NO IM NOT! IM TRYING TO IGNORE IT!

I’ll date you if you read it ✨🤤

You don’t even have a penis.

hey honey love baby, robot my buddy, have you read the book yet??????? Not like I care or anything!! 😅😅😅

….READ IT NOW!!! 😤😤

NO IM NOT! IM TRYING TO IGNORE IT!

(OOC POST)

hey honey I made my account banner one of our favourite naughty little memorys~ 🤤🤤😏😏😏😏

I hope you don’t mind~ 😺😺😺😺🥴🥴🥴🥴

WHAT😳😳😳😳😳👅😳😫😫😫😫😳

you kinda hot-

-💘💘💘

BRO WHAT??

CELEBRATING MY VICTORY OF TAKING OVER THE MULTIVERSE!

Hey guys it’s meee!!! Striker the all powerful god of the world~ your new master for all of time~ and we are having a big celebration for my successful takeover of this world! And I have all my (currently caught so far) slaves and my friends here~!

Here are my three bakers~ and they decided too (was forced) to make us all a beautiful cake~! Extra chocolate~ extra everything~ my three amazing chefs did so good~ so everyone you better thank robot, flower and cat~

everyone’s real happy to be here~ because they are totally not forced to be here~ we are gonna party all night long~ NO SLEEPING FOR ANYONE. And at 12…. We are gonna have one massive fun event~ an event full of very ironic karma…. So chat, everyone here remembers the fireworks on forth of July right~? Since I couldn’t think of anything for cash bot to do…… and I’m still very annoyed with six horns… GRRR! I CANT GET HER TO REACT TO ME DOING ANYTHING!!!!!! SO MAYBE SHE WILL REACT TO THIS…

Last time she tied the Clyde to the fireworks…. SO NOW THE CLYDE IS TYING HER TO THE FIREWORKS!!! BAHAHAHA! I hired the Clyde to do this and make sure she doesn’t get away!!!! I told it to make sure the ropes are extra tight!!! NOW THAT WILL GET HER FREAKING OUT!!! NO MORE BLAND LITTLE TO NO REACTION FACES TO ME!!! NOW SHE WILL GIVE ME MY ATTENTION I DESERVE!! I WAS gonna tie P to the fireworks too but since he started talking and giving me what I want… and he made such a good cake….. he shall be spared tonight. :)

And don’t worry for six horns, if she dies or gets hurt I can just snap my fingers and fix her right up! Like no injury ever happened!

Also weird thing that keeps happening, for some reason there was this note in front of the castle saying “ohhhh dad im coming for you, I have questions and your giving me answers” or smth like that…. Was someone trying to rizz me up? Was someone calling me their daddy?

Whatever, if this I’m assuming is a rizzler comes in, it will take forever to even find me. This place is MASSSSIVVEEE! I don’t even know where everything is! I stole the place from someone damn it! Idk though- there’s cameras everywhere and I keep seeing the motion sensor activate but no one is there…. Maybe someone’s using magic to mess up my cams, Or maybe someone hacked them…. Oh well! I’ll deal with it after the party!

this experience makes me never wanna bake again >:((((

M-Me nether…

ugh at least we finished the cake now right..? 😿

Yea yea…..I’m gonna be somewhere for a bit…but i promise to be back…

heh…

wait can we come with you?? We don’t wanna hang around here either.. hehe..

Oh no I’m fine…besides i need some space…

(💭: please don’t come please…! I don’t want you to know ….)

well that’s ok hun, I guess me and CloverPelt will just be hiding away from everyone in the kitchen for now.. just stay safe, ok hun? We all have no idea where striker or hell- oleander and the Clyde bot went..! They just disappeared after we finished up the cake, just keep your eyes out and don’t go near striker… ok hun? :<

Okay…I love you….

*p walks away, as he does he looks through his settings*

(💭: oh thank god….i just hope this all ends after im gone…)

*meanwhile outside*

𝔸𝕝𝕣𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕦𝕤𝕖𝕣 𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕚𝕜𝕖𝕣! 𝕋𝕒𝕤𝕜 𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕡𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕖𝕕! 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕗𝕚𝕖𝕕 𝕗𝕦𝕘𝕚𝕥𝕚𝕧𝕖 “𝕤𝕚𝕩 𝕙𝕠𝕣𝕟𝕤” 𝕙𝕒𝕤 𝕓𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕗𝕚𝕣𝕖𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕜𝕤! 𝔸𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕚𝕤 𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝟚 𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕣𝕤 𝕓𝕖𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕚𝕞𝕖𝕣 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕞𝕪 𝕤𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕕𝕦𝕝𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕒𝕤𝕜 𝕠𝕗 “𝕝𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕗𝕚𝕣𝕖𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕜𝕤 𝕠𝕟” 𝕚𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕒𝕟𝕪 𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕒𝕤𝕜 𝕀 𝕔𝕒𝕟 𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕡 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙?

*the dumb ahh robot says this while not even looking at either oleander or striker, he’s just looking at the grass*

thepoisonous-oleander

Dumbass….he doesn’t know that my son’s body and mine…and maybe even fushis…are technically indestructible…..and if we were to die we would just be in our spirit forms till otherwise ~

*the mf suddenly looks shocked and turns to her*

…..What did you just say? :)

thepoisonous-oleander

All the symptoms of eating an oleander???

oh good good… wait what are the symptoms of eating an oleander? 🤨

thepoisonous-oleander

Oleander poisoning can affect many parts of the body.

HEART AND BLOOD

Irregular or slow heartbeat

Low blood pressure

Weakness

EYES, EARS, NOSE, MOUTH, AND THROAT

Blurred vision

Vision disturbances, including halos around objects

STOMACH AND INTESTINES

Diarrhea

Loss of appetite

Nausea and vomiting

Stomach pain

NERVOUS SYSTEM

Confusion

Death

Depression

Disorientation

Dizziness

Drowsiness

Fainting

Headache

Lethargy

SKIN

Hives

Rash

notes taken! That actually sounds… REALLY FUNNY!!!! Maybe I should make a few people eat a ton of those flowers so I can watch what happens! That sounds like so much fun!!!

you know what six horns? I thought you were stupid and boring at first but I think I’m actually starting to like you! :D

maybe I won’t keep you tied to the fireworks….. >:3

thepoisonous-oleander

Trust me, I’m a real fucking genius at times:3

You should try that sometimeX3

they taste so good

HEHE! maybe I will eat a few of those flowers later! Or maybe even right now!!! It’s not like I can die!! And besides… PAIN IS SOOO FUNNY!!!!!!

*he snapped his fingers and a few of the fireworks magically turned into oleanders*

*he picks up the flowers and “eats” them*

thepoisonous-oleander

*oleander sees P walking around, fiddling with his settings*

(💭: what is he doing?)

*oleander looks back and watches striker eats the oleanders*

(💭: why is bro devouring them?!? 😨😨😨😨)

HEHEHEHEHEHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHA YUMMERS!!! I WANT MORE OF THE POISON FLOWERS!!! I LOVE THEM!!!! *he turns half of the remaining fireworks into oleanders and eats them too*

NEXT TIME I MAKE ROBOT CAT AND FLOWER BAKE, I SHOULD ASK THEM TO PUT THESE IN THE CAKE!!! >:D

thepoisonous-oleander

*oleander glances back at P and sees that he now has a countdown on his screen…p covers his screen and runs back inside* (💭:weird…..)

you feeling good? I hope so lol

BAHAHAHAHAHA! I FEEL SO FUNNY! THE POISON IS HILARIOUS!!!!!

*he turns the remaining fireworks into oleanders, there’s literally NO MORE FIREWORKS. And he eats all the remaining flowers*

thepoisonous-oleander

C-Can I go now? Just tell me if you don’t feel good okay dear?

hmmm….. HMMMMMM……. HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Nah, your coming with me, your one of the boys now, your cool enough to hang out with me and the other freaks that I call my besties 😎

thepoisonous-oleander

Aw man….i wanted some cake tho>:(

I love chocolate

not much as I love cookies and cream…

don’t worry bud! We got everything you could want in our secret VIP party room!! >:3

Heck, maybe if you prove to the guys how cool you are, I might even give you a small bit of my powers!!! I’m sure you would love to join us in our chaos~

thepoisonous-oleander

*sigh* I guess….

ALRIGHT WOMAN YOUR MINE NOW!! YIIPPPEE👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹

*he snapped his fingers and magically put a bow tie and Tophat on her*

thepoisonous-oleander

It can’t be all that bad…

*p rushes back to the building and keeps his screen unseen*

(💭: please don’t let him know please please please!!!)

( @coffeethecat )

*coffee is still just sitting there in the kitchen until he perks up a bit*

yo CloverPelt you hear that?

yeah? Maybe that’s P! I hope the dear boy is alright!

yeah be better go check

*p sees coffee and cloverpelt coming near him*

!!!

(💭: SHIT SHIT SHIT! )

hey Bud, how was whatever you were doing went? We have just been sitting around, hiding from everyone in the kitchen hehe..

Oh heh…nothing happened while I was gone! I promise

*p looks away, his dumb ass is looking away from them*

well alright then I guess! Did you see oleander or hell- the fucking Clyde? Just a lil worried about them haha.. 😅

I saw oleander being released! She was tied to some fireworks! Also striker is high on oleanders😅

oh damn really? Well that’s a good thing that she’s fine! I wonder what strikers doing now… is he gonna be more crazy if he’s like that? 😅😅😅

Bet he will be a bit weak…oleanders are extremely poisonous if eaten,

*whispers* I can kill two birds with one stone or explosion…

*coffee hears his whisper while CloverPelt looks confused*

what are you trying to say? Do you have a plan or something?

*p still is looking away from the two…keeping his screen unable to be seen….*

n-nothing!

oh well alright then hun, you know like- if you ever need to talk or something we are still here.. :3

yeah besides dear, from the look of it striker wants to keep the three of us together! So it’s not like we are gonna be separated!

Thanks….i appreciate it….

*ps body temperature heats up and his timer shows he has half an hour left*

(💭:please….speed up the timer…I can’t take this anymore)

*coffee finally noticed the timer and seemed alarmed*

uhhhh, what the hell are you doing..?

*p tenses up and speaks in a shaky tone*

what are you talking about?

coffee what are you talking about..? What’s-

CloverPelt. Get out of here. Now.

Is he ok? Is he hurt is he-

NOW.

*she quickly floats away*

I guess you found out what’s going on….im going to go near striker… in his weaken form I bet I can kill him while i explode….

*coffee looked at him sternly*

your fucking crazy, Sure he will definitely get hurt from that but haven’t you seen what that THING can do??? You really think an explosion alone will really even get close to killing that monstrosity???

According to my program, my self destruct feature can be as affective as a nuclear bomb…my parts tho are not to be damaged….and are easy to repair after I explode….

yeah but like, if it’s really that powerful… wouldn’t you kill EVERYONE else here???? And isn’t striker immortal or some shit???

THINK P. THINK.

I don’t think I will 100% kill him….besides I bet he will take a huge amount of damage….and then I guess you can finish him off after that….

please do me a favor and tell EVERYONE to evacuate….and please go as far as possible…

I mean I can try but like- there’s no way I can get everyone here out at a safe distance from you before you explode!! And what if the others are on their way or something wanting to rescue us or something?! How will they even know about it???

and won’t striker notice me trying to make everyone leave?? He is like almost always watching everyone, specially us and CloverPelt..

shouldn’t we just wait and try to think of a better plan than just “just run up to big demon guy and hope for the best”???? I hate to break to you, but your not “him” bro 💀

*p stops the timer and sighs*

never mind….i just wanted to disappear….why do i even exist?!? I CAUSED ALL OF THIS! EVERY LIVING SECOND WAS MY FAULT! I JUST WNATED TO DIE THATS IT! THATS ALL I WANTED!

*he grabs his “shoulders”* hey no, no no no don’t say that. This IS NOT your fault. This is TDs fault. He tricked you, he lied to you, he manipulated you.

besides we all made some sort of mistakes, a lot that lead up to this. We all kept postponing dealing with TD while he was weak, CloverPelt didn’t listen to what you had to say, I went to hard on you.. in a way, this is everyone’s fault I guess..

*p starts to cry and shake like crazy*

….*sniff*…..but but….

You made the deal? Yeah, you were tricked into making that deal..

..ya know, after you ran away… you know I wasn’t mad at you right..? He told me about the deal.. and I wasn’t ever mad during that time, the reason I started to hunt you down after CloverPelt recovered was because I wanted us to make up and I wanted to make sure you were alright..

*p sobs on coffees chest (he’s 5,3 and is short af) and grips on to coffees body as tight as possible*

*coffee puts his arms around him protectively, even wrapping his damn tail around him like a big hug*

I love you….

love you too dude..

*P-Bot snuggles some more*

*oleander was able to be away from striker as bro is high af and decides to check up on everyone*

(pink text is oleander)

UM GUYS. STRIKER IS HIGH …ON FLOWERS

I DIDNT DO ANYTHING I SWEAR!

yeah P told me about that 💀

thepoisonous-oleander

Oh he did?

well does anyone else know?

uhhhh he also told CloverPelt, she just left a bit ago.. so out of curiosity, were did striker go?

thepoisonous-oleander

No idea now lol

well let’s hope he doesn’t just show up-

*he gets interrupted by strikers loud ass chaos filled screech in the distance*

thepoisonous-oleander

😳

….um….i bet P explained why oleanders can’t be eaten. Right?

uhhh no he didn’t, can you explain? :(

thepoisonous-oleander

Let’s just say your kinda fucked….

death can happen also lol but bluds immortal 😢😢😢😢😢👅😢

aww man :,(

so i guess instead of dying he’s just getting high-

RRRREEEEAAARRRRRRRRRRRR MOORREEEE FLOWWERRR WHEEERRREEE?!

..sounds like he wants more flowers 💀

thepoisonous-oleander

(HOW THE TOUNGE EMOJI GET FUCK?!?!?!!!!!!!)

ummm….yea no shit Sherlock

ok fair enough I’m sorry- 💀💀💀

OHHHHH SIXXX HORRENNNNSSS I NEEEDDDD YOUUUUUUUUU~

thepoisonous-oleander

Please help.

don’t worry dude prism body only has 4 horns your fine 😺

thepoisonous-oleander

What are we gonna do with himmmm😭

bro I don’t fuckin know 😭😭😭😭

all I know is that he really likes harassing me P and CloverPelt, ok and you suddenly I guess 😫

what the hell happened with you and striker while y’all were gone?? 💀

thepoisonous-oleander

He wanted to kill me, than he spared me because he wanted to eat oleanders, and now he thinks I’m cool

ohhh that’s why he’s hunting you down, makes sense.. I think he’s just harasses us because me and P both swapped bodys with him for a time and CloverPelt is just apart of our trio.. I guess striker wanting to harass us is something we have in-

*suddenly striker just bursts into the room*

WELL WELL WELL~ IS THAT SIX HORNS I SEE~? AND…. CAT AND ROBOT~? HOW PERFECT~!!! ALL THE PEOPLE I WAS LOOKING FOR ALL TOGETHER JUST FOR ME~!!

*the mf is holding CloverPelt while she sits in his hand anxiously*

?!?!?

(normal text is now P)

AH!

YALL ITS PARTY TIMEE~ LETS ALL EAT OLEANDERS TOGETHER IN THE VIP PARTY ROOM JUST FOR US AND MY OTHER HOMIES 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

Uhhhhhhhhh….. I’m not immortal I can’t-

DW DW WE GOT NORMAL DRUGS FOR YOU NON IMMORTALS 😫😫😫😫

Ugh….i can’t even digest any sort of meals or drugs

L Bozo

WOMP TO THE FUCKIN WOMP~ YOUR ALL MINE~! *he really quickly snatches all three of them and put them in the palm of his hand right next to cloverpelt*

ya know I really wish I didn’t send you off cloverpelt ;(

yeah, a few minutes after I floated off the demon guy appeared and grabbed me while ranting on about “funne flowers” dear.. :,((

…damnit….do you need a few minutes striker? You have been acting a bit abnormal…I mean it’s not like I want to help treat your symptoms.

NAH BRO I FEEL GREAT~! PAIN IS HILARIOUS!!! BAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!

*he starts Crushing them all in his hand, and then stops*

BAHAHAHA!! WASNT THAT TINY BIT OF PAIN HILARIOUS?!

ACKKK!!!!! F-FUCK..!

*confused panicked screeching*

*P has his face covered as he whimpers in pain, oleander hardly feeling much but a slight bend on the horns*

o-owie…I’m very fragile….

wow that hardly did shit

CELEBRATING MY VICTORY OF TAKING OVER THE MULTIVERSE!

Hey guys it’s meee!!! Striker the all powerful god of the world~ your new master for all of time~ and we are having a big celebration for my successful takeover of this world! And I have all my (currently caught so far) slaves and my friends here~!

Here are my three bakers~ and they decided too (was forced) to make us all a beautiful cake~! Extra chocolate~ extra everything~ my three amazing chefs did so good~ so everyone you better thank robot, flower and cat~

everyone’s real happy to be here~ because they are totally not forced to be here~ we are gonna party all night long~ NO SLEEPING FOR ANYONE. And at 12…. We are gonna have one massive fun event~ an event full of very ironic karma…. So chat, everyone here remembers the fireworks on forth of July right~? Since I couldn’t think of anything for cash bot to do…… and I’m still very annoyed with six horns… GRRR! I CANT GET HER TO REACT TO ME DOING ANYTHING!!!!!! SO MAYBE SHE WILL REACT TO THIS…

Last time she tied the Clyde to the fireworks…. SO NOW THE CLYDE IS TYING HER TO THE FIREWORKS!!! BAHAHAHA! I hired the Clyde to do this and make sure she doesn’t get away!!!! I told it to make sure the ropes are extra tight!!! NOW THAT WILL GET HER FREAKING OUT!!! NO MORE BLAND LITTLE TO NO REACTION FACES TO ME!!! NOW SHE WILL GIVE ME MY ATTENTION I DESERVE!! I WAS gonna tie P to the fireworks too but since he started talking and giving me what I want… and he made such a good cake….. he shall be spared tonight. :)

And don’t worry for six horns, if she dies or gets hurt I can just snap my fingers and fix her right up! Like no injury ever happened!

Also weird thing that keeps happening, for some reason there was this note in front of the castle saying “ohhhh dad im coming for you, I have questions and your giving me answers” or smth like that…. Was someone trying to rizz me up? Was someone calling me their daddy?

Whatever, if this I’m assuming is a rizzler comes in, it will take forever to even find me. This place is MASSSSIVVEEE! I don’t even know where everything is! I stole the place from someone damn it! Idk though- there’s cameras everywhere and I keep seeing the motion sensor activate but no one is there…. Maybe someone’s using magic to mess up my cams, Or maybe someone hacked them…. Oh well! I’ll deal with it after the party!

this experience makes me never wanna bake again >:((((

M-Me nether…

ugh at least we finished the cake now right..? 😿

Yea yea…..I’m gonna be somewhere for a bit…but i promise to be back…

heh…

wait can we come with you?? We don’t wanna hang around here either.. hehe..

Oh no I’m fine…besides i need some space…

(💭: please don’t come please…! I don’t want you to know ….)

well that’s ok hun, I guess me and CloverPelt will just be hiding away from everyone in the kitchen for now.. just stay safe, ok hun? We all have no idea where striker or hell- oleander and the Clyde bot went..! They just disappeared after we finished up the cake, just keep your eyes out and don’t go near striker… ok hun? :<

Okay…I love you….

*p walks away, as he does he looks through his settings*

(💭: oh thank god….i just hope this all ends after im gone…)

*meanwhile outside*

𝔸𝕝𝕣𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕦𝕤𝕖𝕣 𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕚𝕜𝕖𝕣! 𝕋𝕒𝕤𝕜 𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕡𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕖𝕕! 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕗𝕚𝕖𝕕 𝕗𝕦𝕘𝕚𝕥𝕚𝕧𝕖 “𝕤𝕚𝕩 𝕙𝕠𝕣𝕟𝕤” 𝕙𝕒𝕤 𝕓𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕗𝕚𝕣𝕖𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕜𝕤! 𝔸𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕚𝕤 𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝟚 𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕣𝕤 𝕓𝕖𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕚𝕞𝕖𝕣 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕞𝕪 𝕤𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕕𝕦𝕝𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕒𝕤𝕜 𝕠𝕗 “𝕝𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕗𝕚𝕣𝕖𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕜𝕤 𝕠𝕟” 𝕚𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕒𝕟𝕪 𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕒𝕤𝕜 𝕀 𝕔𝕒𝕟 𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕡 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙?

*the dumb ahh robot says this while not even looking at either oleander or striker, he’s just looking at the grass*

thepoisonous-oleander

Dumbass….he doesn’t know that my son’s body and mine…and maybe even fushis…are technically indestructible…..and if we were to die we would just be in our spirit forms till otherwise ~

*the mf suddenly looks shocked and turns to her*

…..What did you just say? :)

thepoisonous-oleander

All the symptoms of eating an oleander???

oh good good… wait what are the symptoms of eating an oleander? 🤨

thepoisonous-oleander

Oleander poisoning can affect many parts of the body.

HEART AND BLOOD

Irregular or slow heartbeat

Low blood pressure

Weakness

EYES, EARS, NOSE, MOUTH, AND THROAT

Blurred vision

Vision disturbances, including halos around objects

STOMACH AND INTESTINES

Diarrhea

Loss of appetite

Nausea and vomiting

Stomach pain

NERVOUS SYSTEM

Confusion

Death

Depression

Disorientation

Dizziness

Drowsiness

Fainting

Headache

Lethargy

SKIN

Hives

Rash

notes taken! That actually sounds… REALLY FUNNY!!!! Maybe I should make a few people eat a ton of those flowers so I can watch what happens! That sounds like so much fun!!!

you know what six horns? I thought you were stupid and boring at first but I think I’m actually starting to like you! :D

maybe I won’t keep you tied to the fireworks….. >:3

thepoisonous-oleander

Trust me, I’m a real fucking genius at times:3

You should try that sometimeX3

they taste so good

HEHE! maybe I will eat a few of those flowers later! Or maybe even right now!!! It’s not like I can die!! And besides… PAIN IS SOOO FUNNY!!!!!!

*he snapped his fingers and a few of the fireworks magically turned into oleanders*

*he picks up the flowers and “eats” them*

thepoisonous-oleander

*oleander sees P walking around, fiddling with his settings*

(💭: what is he doing?)

*oleander looks back and watches striker eats the oleanders*

(💭: why is bro devouring them?!? 😨😨😨😨)

HEHEHEHEHEHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHA YUMMERS!!! I WANT MORE OF THE POISON FLOWERS!!! I LOVE THEM!!!! *he turns half of the remaining fireworks into oleanders and eats them too*

NEXT TIME I MAKE ROBOT CAT AND FLOWER BAKE, I SHOULD ASK THEM TO PUT THESE IN THE CAKE!!! >:D

thepoisonous-oleander

*oleander glances back at P and sees that he now has a countdown on his screen…p covers his screen and runs back inside* (💭:weird…..)

you feeling good? I hope so lol

BAHAHAHAHAHA! I FEEL SO FUNNY! THE POISON IS HILARIOUS!!!!!

*he turns the remaining fireworks into oleanders, there’s literally NO MORE FIREWORKS. And he eats all the remaining flowers*

thepoisonous-oleander

C-Can I go now? Just tell me if you don’t feel good okay dear?

hmmm….. HMMMMMM……. HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Nah, your coming with me, your one of the boys now, your cool enough to hang out with me and the other freaks that I call my besties 😎

thepoisonous-oleander

Aw man….i wanted some cake tho>:(

I love chocolate

not much as I love cookies and cream…

don’t worry bud! We got everything you could want in our secret VIP party room!! >:3

Heck, maybe if you prove to the guys how cool you are, I might even give you a small bit of my powers!!! I’m sure you would love to join us in our chaos~

thepoisonous-oleander

*sigh* I guess….

ALRIGHT WOMAN YOUR MINE NOW!! YIIPPPEE👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹

*he snapped his fingers and magically put a bow tie and Tophat on her*

thepoisonous-oleander

It can’t be all that bad…

*p rushes back to the building and keeps his screen unseen*

(💭: please don’t let him know please please please!!!)

( @coffeethecat )

*coffee is still just sitting there in the kitchen until he perks up a bit*

yo CloverPelt you hear that?

yeah? Maybe that’s P! I hope the dear boy is alright!

yeah be better go check

*p sees coffee and cloverpelt coming near him*

!!!

(💭: SHIT SHIT SHIT! )

hey Bud, how was whatever you were doing went? We have just been sitting around, hiding from everyone in the kitchen hehe..

Oh heh…nothing happened while I was gone! I promise

*p looks away, his dumb ass is looking away from them*

well alright then I guess! Did you see oleander or hell- the fucking Clyde? Just a lil worried about them haha.. 😅

I saw oleander being released! She was tied to some fireworks! Also striker is high on oleanders😅

oh damn really? Well that’s a good thing that she’s fine! I wonder what strikers doing now… is he gonna be more crazy if he’s like that? 😅😅😅

Bet he will be a bit weak…oleanders are extremely poisonous if eaten,

*whispers* I can kill two birds with one stone or explosion…

*coffee hears his whisper while CloverPelt looks confused*

what are you trying to say? Do you have a plan or something?

*p still is looking away from the two…keeping his screen unable to be seen….*

n-nothing!

oh well alright then hun, you know like- if you ever need to talk or something we are still here.. :3

yeah besides dear, from the look of it striker wants to keep the three of us together! So it’s not like we are gonna be separated!

Thanks….i appreciate it….

*ps body temperature heats up and his timer shows he has half an hour left*

(💭:please….speed up the timer…I can’t take this anymore)

*coffee finally noticed the timer and seemed alarmed*

uhhhh, what the hell are you doing..?

*p tenses up and speaks in a shaky tone*

what are you talking about?

coffee what are you talking about..? What’s-

CloverPelt. Get out of here. Now.

Is he ok? Is he hurt is he-

NOW.

*she quickly floats away*

I guess you found out what’s going on….im going to go near striker… in his weaken form I bet I can kill him while i explode….

*coffee looked at him sternly*

your fucking crazy, Sure he will definitely get hurt from that but haven’t you seen what that THING can do??? You really think an explosion alone will really even get close to killing that monstrosity???

According to my program, my self destruct feature can be as affective as a nuclear bomb…my parts tho are not to be damaged….and are easy to repair after I explode….

yeah but like, if it’s really that powerful… wouldn’t you kill EVERYONE else here???? And isn’t striker immortal or some shit???

THINK P. THINK.

I don’t think I will 100% kill him….besides I bet he will take a huge amount of damage….and then I guess you can finish him off after that….

please do me a favor and tell EVERYONE to evacuate….and please go as far as possible…

I mean I can try but like- there’s no way I can get everyone here out at a safe distance from you before you explode!! And what if the others are on their way or something wanting to rescue us or something?! How will they even know about it???

and won’t striker notice me trying to make everyone leave?? He is like almost always watching everyone, specially us and CloverPelt..

shouldn’t we just wait and try to think of a better plan than just “just run up to big demon guy and hope for the best”???? I hate to break to you, but your not “him” bro 💀

*p stops the timer and sighs*

never mind….i just wanted to disappear….why do i even exist?!? I CAUSED ALL OF THIS! EVERY LIVING SECOND WAS MY FAULT! I JUST WNATED TO DIE THATS IT! THATS ALL I WANTED!

*he grabs his “shoulders”* hey no, no no no don’t say that. This IS NOT your fault. This is TDs fault. He tricked you, he lied to you, he manipulated you.

besides we all made some sort of mistakes, a lot that lead up to this. We all kept postponing dealing with TD while he was weak, CloverPelt didn’t listen to what you had to say, I went to hard on you.. in a way, this is everyone’s fault I guess..

*p starts to cry and shake like crazy*

….*sniff*…..but but….

You made the deal? Yeah, you were tricked into making that deal..

..ya know, after you ran away… you know I wasn’t mad at you right..? He told me about the deal.. and I wasn’t ever mad during that time, the reason I started to hunt you down after CloverPelt recovered was because I wanted us to make up and I wanted to make sure you were alright..

*p sobs on coffees chest (he’s 5,3 and is short af) and grips on to coffees body as tight as possible*

*coffee puts his arms around him protectively, even wrapping his damn tail around him like a big hug*

I love you….

love you too dude..

*P-Bot snuggles some more*

*oleander was able to be away from striker as bro is high af and decides to check up on everyone*

(pink text is oleander)

UM GUYS. STRIKER IS HIGH …ON FLOWERS

I DIDNT DO ANYTHING I SWEAR!

yeah P told me about that 💀

thepoisonous-oleander

Oh he did?

well does anyone else know?

uhhhh he also told CloverPelt, she just left a bit ago.. so out of curiosity, were did striker go?

thepoisonous-oleander

No idea now lol

well let’s hope he doesn’t just show up-

*he gets interrupted by strikers loud ass chaos filled screech in the distance*

thepoisonous-oleander

😳

….um….i bet P explained why oleanders can’t be eaten. Right?

uhhh no he didn’t, can you explain? :(

thepoisonous-oleander

Let’s just say your kinda fucked….

death can happen also lol but bluds immortal 😢😢😢😢😢👅😢

aww man :,(

so i guess instead of dying he’s just getting high-

RRRREEEEAAARRRRRRRRRRRR MOORREEEE FLOWWERRR WHEEERRREEE?!

..sounds like he wants more flowers 💀

thepoisonous-oleander

(HOW THE TOUNGE EMOJI GET FUCK?!?!?!!!!!!!)

ummm….yea no shit Sherlock

ok fair enough I’m sorry- 💀💀💀

OHHHHH SIXXX HORRENNNNSSS I NEEEDDDD YOUUUUUUUUU~

thepoisonous-oleander

Please help.

don’t worry dude prism body only has 4 horns your fine 😺

thepoisonous-oleander

What are we gonna do with himmmm😭

bro I don’t fuckin know 😭😭😭😭

all I know is that he really likes harassing me P and CloverPelt, ok and you suddenly I guess 😫

what the hell happened with you and striker while y’all were gone?? 💀

thepoisonous-oleander

He wanted to kill me, than he spared me because he wanted to eat oleanders, and now he thinks I’m cool

ohhh that’s why he’s hunting you down, makes sense.. I think he’s just harasses us because me and P both swapped bodys with him for a time and CloverPelt is just apart of our trio.. I guess striker wanting to harass us is something we have in-

*suddenly striker just bursts into the room*

WELL WELL WELL~ IS THAT SIX HORNS I SEE~? AND…. CAT AND ROBOT~? HOW PERFECT~!!! ALL THE PEOPLE I WAS LOOKING FOR ALL TOGETHER JUST FOR ME~!!

*the mf is holding CloverPelt while she sits in his hand anxiously*

?!?!?

(normal text is now P)

AH!

YALL ITS PARTY TIMEE~ LETS ALL EAT OLEANDERS TOGETHER IN THE VIP PARTY ROOM JUST FOR US AND MY OTHER HOMIES 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

Uhhhhhhhhh….. I’m not immortal I can’t-

DW DW WE GOT NORMAL DRUGS FOR YOU NON IMMORTALS 😫😫😫😫

Ugh….i can’t even digest any sort of meals or drugs

L Bozo

WOMP TO THE FUCKIN WOMP~ YOUR ALL MINE~! *he really quickly snatches all three of them and put them in the palm of his hand right next to cloverpelt*

ya know I really wish I didn’t send you off cloverpelt ;(

yeah, a few minutes after I floated off the demon guy appeared and grabbed me while ranting on about “funne flowers” dear.. :,((

…damnit….do you need a few minutes striker? You have been acting a bit abnormal…I mean it’s not like I want to help treat your symptoms.

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