The Imagination Territory

I'm Jordan ^.^ |21| |ENFP| |Youtuber| |Writer| Occasionally i post things on the interwebs.

[hand]

Me forcing myself to save money and cook instead of eating out

[realmemehours]

[your-sass-is-up-here]

So, i got engaged! And my first thought was to make a meme xD

[clavicusvilemoved]

Okay so it seems like people will call any mallet percussion instrument a xylophone and I’m here to teach you shit.

This is a xylophone. The wood part is thick and it’s high pitched.

This is a marimba. It’s huge and expensive. No like a small one costs over $4,000 (3186.20 euros). The key things are really long and thin.

Now do you see this beautiful instrument? This is called the vibraphone motherfuckers. Or just the vibes. Anyways it sounds amazing. I could marry the sound. Basically, it;s made of metal and you have a pedal to stop it from ringing too long.

This is the glockenphejksdfjkl. I have no idea how to spell it, so lets just call it the orchestral bells. If you hit this shit too loud it can burst your eardrums. 

These are a joke.

[sangurex]

I live how angry op is

[daisenseiben]

Sure are a lot of xylophones on this post.

[thankyu]

a clownboy (half clown, half cowboy) says yeehonk

[foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929]

this is it. the worst post i’ve ever seen. my own two eyes are cursed

[suffuse]

I walk this lonely road. in my bag, i have a giant toad

[cherenkovs]

Don’t know where it goes, but it’s only me and this giant toad

[your-sass-is-up-here]

me: hello darkness my old friend

darkness: new phone who dis

[mabylc]

me: not today, satan 

satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me

[livingtheamericanmeme-blog]

holy fuck I legitimately am having trouble breathing because of this video 

[jackymedan]

[dutchster]

when they say the name of the movie in the movie

[fivetail]

I appreciate the metric system for functionality’s sake but it just doesn’t flow as romantically when used in narrative

“he ran kilometer after kilometer, until the sun dipped into the horizon”

“his father was the meterstick against which he measured his worth”

“her heart beat faster with every 25 millimeters he approached”

[fivetail]

enourmo said: “On a clear day you can see for kilometers” “hedwig and the angry 2.5cm”

[catbountry]

♪ BUT I WOULD WALK 804.672 KILOMETERS AND I WOULD WALK 804.672 MORE JUST TO BE THE MAN WHO WALKED 1609.34 KILOMETERS TO FALL DOWN AT YOUR DOOR. ♪

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

The real reason Americans kept the customary system: aesthetic.

[whenmoments]

this post just cant be on its own. it needs the accompanying pic “when you’re level 80” that is exactly the same image, but the stick has glowing runes on it and the crabs are purple

[thevideowall]

Ok, I had nothing better to do with my monday night

[thetenk]

[daclusia-deactivated20190718]

This gets better every time i see it.

[fazitenenbaum]

fkn hell

[croutoncat]

[meankatie-deactivated20150529]

mr man gives us the facts

[racistspiderman]

[your-sass-is-up-here]

What i hate most about this, is that it's wrong... (For me)

20+1996 ... I'll wait.

[eatyourfacecat-deactivated20250]

you know what? the years really do start coming and they really don’t stop coming

[darrencalvert]

Celebrating the 3rd anniversary of my mall kiosk Mario sweater fan art.

[sigmaaldrichofficial-deactivate]

[roaringstream]