Edgy Chef

Just here to harass Reds.

[yourdaddypaps-blog]

Here’s a commission for Furvilla user Magnolia. It was fun to draw this character.~ :)

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I should really start trying to put effort into drawings. Anyways this is my headcanon Sans that took me literally like 10 minutes to draw.

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Blue's got some holes in his face! (love your art btw.)

Aww thank you, I’m new to sharing art, usually I wouldn’t ahah! This Blue is one of my good friend’s interpretation of the berry. Those holes are actually his bone degrading and dusting because their Blue has osteoporosis!! I absolutely love drawing him ahah. 

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Here are my commission rates! It ain’t a fancy shmancy masterpiece, but it’ll do for now. Make sure you DM me if you’re interested in commissioning me. :) Here’s my PayPal in advance: https://www.paypal.me/AlluraPastella

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Edgeberry gives me life. I edited one to remove the text, lol.  

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Ayy man, here’s an attempt at a tummy. It’s on a chub berry, of course.

[failingatlewd]

SANS. . . YOU PATHETIC SHIT!! I ORDER YOU TO RETURN TO ME AT ONCE!! YOU'VE BEEN OFF FUCKING THAT VILE BLUE SKELETON, EXACTLY WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING???

Pathetic? I’M THE PATHETIC ONE?! OHHH, I DON’T FUCKING THINK SO.

Yea I’m fucking this blue skeleton cause I like putting my crimson cock into him! What the fuck are you doing mister ‘high and mighty’?! Hun?! Trying to annoy me?

I don’t fucking think so. I just so happen to love this blue skeleton because to me, he’s my soul mate. Maybe if you stopped ogling yourself in the mirror for fucking once, then maybe you might find somebody that will love and care for you as well.I’m not going to return to you because you don’t fucking own me. Last I checked, the house has MY fucking name on the deed, so if you don’t like it, you can go fuck off right there. 

Return to you? What kinda skeleton do you take me for?!OH, AND IT’S NOT ‘SANS’ ITS RED.I’M NOTHING LIKE THOSE PATHETIC LOSER FELLS THAT GET BOSSED AROUND BY THEIR YOUNGER BROTHERS.You are either going to treat your older brother that raised you some respect, or i’m going to reteach you about how you gained those scars on your face.

I DON’T TAKE SHIT FROM NO PAPYRUS AND I’M NOT ABOUT TO START.

[yourdaddypaps-blog]

…What did you just fucking say???

HOW *DARE* YOU SPEAK TO ME WITH SUCH DISRESPECT??? DOES THAT THICK SKULL OF YOURS EVEN BEGIN TO COMPREHEND WHO I AM???

I AM THE GREAT AND *TERRIBLE* PAPYRUS; ROYAL KNIGHT AND THE MOST EVIL (AND BEST) CHEF IN THE UNDERGROUND!! AND WHAT ARE YOU???

YOU, SANS, ARE A PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A BROTHER!! DO NOT TELL ME WHAT TO CALL YOU, YOUR TAIL DOESN’T MAKE YOU SPECIAL, ITS ACTUALLY QUITE UNSTYLISH!!

YOU DISGRACE MY NAME BY BEING A LAZY LITTLE SHIT AND SKIPPING YOUR JOB, AND FOR WHAT??? TO LEAVE UNDERFELL FOR A SKELETON WHO’S CHEEKBONES ARE TURNING TO DUST AS WE SPEAK???

THESE SCARS PROVE THAT I AM A WARRIOR, FAR BETTER THAN YOU WILL EVER BE. NOW RETURN *THIS INSTANT* AND I WILL CONSIDER LETTING YOU KEEP ONE OF YOUR LIMBS.

[failingatlewd]

[Pops knuckles and growls]

Looks like I get to beat my little bro back down to size again….

And for a moment, I was glad to speak to you.

BUT IT LOOKS LIKE I’M GOING TO HAVE TO RETURN HOME TO DEAL WITH A RATHER UNPLEASANT SHIT STAIN THAT I SHOULD HAVE ALLOWED TO DUST A LONG TIME AGO.

AND HOW THE FUCK DID YOU KNOW THAT BLUE’S CHEEKS ARE DOING THAT? I DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THAT.

[yourdaddypaps-blog]

I INSIST THAT YOU EVEN TRY TO LAY ONE OF YOUR FILTHY BONY PAWS ON ME!!! WHILE YOU’RE AT IT, WHY DON’T YOU MAKE YOUR LIFE WORTH LESS THAN NOTHING AND COME BACK UNDER MY ORDERS!! [Papyrus’ eye-socket twitches. He’s obviously on-edge.] I KNOW ABOUT YOUR WORTHLESS PARTNER’S CHEEKS BECAUSE I’M YOUR FUCKING BROTHER, RED. THIS IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!! YOU’RE WEAK!! DO YOU HONESTLY THINK I DO THIS BECAUSE I WANT TO??? NYEH-HEH-HEH. I WOULDN’T WASTE MY TIME ON YOU IF YOU WEREN’T RELATED TO ME IN MY SUPERIOR BONES!!

THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING BEFORE I DUST THAT WIMPY SKELETON YOUR SOUL CRAVES OH-SO BADLY. THAT’S NOT A THREAT, IT’S A FUCKING PROMISE.

[failingatlewd]

SANS. . . YOU PATHETIC SHIT!! I ORDER YOU TO RETURN TO ME AT ONCE!! YOU'VE BEEN OFF FUCKING THAT VILE BLUE SKELETON, EXACTLY WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING???

Pathetic? I’M THE PATHETIC ONE?! OHHH, I DON’T FUCKING THINK SO.

Yea I’m fucking this blue skeleton cause I like putting my crimson cock into him! What the fuck are you doing mister ‘high and mighty’?! Hun?! Trying to annoy me?

I don’t fucking think so. I just so happen to love this blue skeleton because to me, he’s my soul mate. Maybe if you stopped ogling yourself in the mirror for fucking once, then maybe you might find somebody that will love and care for you as well.I’m not going to return to you because you don’t fucking own me. Last I checked, the house has MY fucking name on the deed, so if you don’t like it, you can go fuck off right there. 

Return to you? What kinda skeleton do you take me for?!OH, AND IT’S NOT ‘SANS’ ITS RED.I’M NOTHING LIKE THOSE PATHETIC LOSER FELLS THAT GET BOSSED AROUND BY THEIR YOUNGER BROTHERS.You are either going to treat your older brother that raised you some respect, or i’m going to reteach you about how you gained those scars on your face.

I DON’T TAKE SHIT FROM NO PAPYRUS AND I’M NOT ABOUT TO START.

[yourdaddypaps-blog]

. . .What did you just fucking say???

HOW *DARE* YOU SPEAK TO ME WITH SUCH DISRESPECT??? DOES THAT THICK SKULL OF YOURS EVEN BEGIN TO COMPREHEND WHO I AM???

I AM THE GREAT AND *TERRIBLE* PAPYRUS; ROYAL KNIGHT AND THE MOST EVIL (AND BEST) CHEF IN THE UNDERGROUND!! AND WHAT ARE YOU???

YOU, SANS, ARE A PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A BROTHER!! DO NOT TELL ME WHAT TO CALL YOU, YOUR TAIL DOESN'T MAKE YOU SPECIAL, ITS ACTUALLY QUITE UNSTYLISH!!

YOU DISGRACE MY NAME BY BEING A LAZY LITTLE SHIT AND SKIPPING YOUR JOB, AND FOR WHAT??? TO LEAVE UNDERFELL FOR A SKELETON WHO'S CHEEKBONES ARE TURNING TO DUST AS WE SPEAK???

THESE SCARS PROVE THAT I AM A WARRIOR, FAR BETTER THAN YOU WILL EVER BE. NOW RETURN *THIS INSTANT* AND I WILL CONSIDER LETTING YOU KEEP ONE OF YOUR LIMBS.