Milk with God.

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If I hear/read one more dumb thing on the internet, I’m gonna explode

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“I’m not sexist or anything” <- man who is definitely saying something sexist

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I love being a freak, they can never take that away from me

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It’s impossible to be a shitpost account if you don’t have shit to post 

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I should become a worse person

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gum is so stupid. chewing on the forever food.

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Of course I’m an animal lover, those bitches are tasty 🤤

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Bitches be hatin bc my content is original and boring

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They hate me because I’m the badest bitch alive

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Pissing out of my ass right now

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So are you the werewolf or the satyr in the relationship? 

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If difficult being the only person that’s correct

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They can't all be wiiners

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Scrolling Tumblr at the bar becauze I’m a normal person

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Roman emperors ain’t got nothing me. Those bitches didn’t even have the concept of chocolate.

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Just found an extra pocket in my bookbag. What. the. fuck.

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My dentist told me I have “biters” ???