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The Gemini Man

If you are looking for a funny, charming man, you found it.

The gemini man has all of those qualities and more.

He is intelligent (they are ruled by Mercury who rules all things related to the mind), curious, witty, very flirty.

But if you are looking for loyalty... so sorry, but, you’re doing it wrong.

Gemini is an air sign, and as I said before, they are ruled by Mercury (or Hermes, as the fashion brand), who is the messenger of the Gods. Gemini men are usually in the communication bussiness, newspapers, social media, journalists, writers, many singers are gemini. They have an urge to communicate everything there are thinking.

And believe, me they think a lot.

Many people see gemini as a double faced sign (the twins and all that).

That so wrong, at so many levels. Seeing a gemini is like seeing a mirror. They are a mutable sign, they will adapt to the situacion they are in. As a result they maybe change something in their personality,and then, when they are out of that situation, they are themselves again.

They are great if you want to have a good time and you are not looking for anything serious. But if you are a commited girl DON’T DO IT.

They will just break your heart. I mean it. (personal experience)

For this reason, many people consider gemini a terrible zodical sign, and they get a lot of hate, but I think it happens because people don’t understand the nature of the sign.They need constant change. It’s not cheating, it’s variety.

They get bored veeery easily, so you have to entertain them, be smart, witty and funny, just like they are. But after some time passes, they will get bored. It always happens. 

I don’t mean to portray gemini people as mean people, but it is just the way they are.

For all these reasons, gemini are great friends! (see, they are nice!) they will make you laugh when you feel bad and, as they are such a mental and intellectual sign, they will help you rationalize your feelings and will make you see your problems with clarity.

Also, if you need to know the latest trend in fashion or anything related to social media, ask them. They are ahead of us in those fields (unless you are an aquarius, who we all know are the kings and queens of the internet)

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The Taurus Man

Soft, beautiful, good looking, smells great.

Are we describing a fancy perfume, a nice dinner?

No, we are just talking about good old taurus.

Beautiful Taurus is ruled by Venus, the planet of love, arts and beauty. 

Taurus is represented by the bull, a strong, virile animal.

We are now facing what I like to call the “taurus contradiction” We have a zodical sign ruled by Venus, a feminine planet, but represented by the Bull, a masculine animal, often used to describe a male’s sexual performance (at least we use that expresion down in South America) This gives us a great combination: a gentle, sensual man with lots of determination, and lots of sexual energy.

The taurus man looooooves sensuality in women. Give them the classic bombshell: Big breasts, big butt big lips,lots of dark brown hair, and a sensual voice and they are in! A good example is Sophia Loren or Sofia Vergara. They would fall for that kind of woman any minute.

These men are quiet and reserved. They love their private life and they want to keep it that way, private. If you first meet them, don’t ask them personal questions or don’t try to gossip about anyone else’s life (watch out Gemini!), you will give them a bad impression of yourself, they’ll think you’ll do the same with them and will lose their trust.

Taurus represents economy and it’s the sign of money and bussiness (along with Capricorn) They are hard workers and love their money, but not in a “mean” way, they love money because then they can spend it in things that give them pleasure (Venus’ boys!): food, art, music, etc. They are great administrators and can be very helpful if you are not in your best “financial shape” they’ll give you great advice.(I speak from experience) Older taurus usually have big bank accounts as they crave stability in their lives.

If you want a sensual, romantic, good looking boy with a big heart and lots of patience, the bull is your choice.

Taurus bae: George Clooney! Named sexiest man alive ;)

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The Aries Man

So... I guess you are romantically interested in an Aries man.

That’s why you are typing “the aries man characteristics” on Google.

Or maybe you are just an aries you fucking loves himself. 

And believe me, nobody loves himself more than the aries man (maybe a leo man)

If you are looking for action, he’s your man. 

He’s daredevil, courageous, strong (both mentally and physically: they are usually very sporty, they have muscles and a toned body), very sexy, funny. adventurous.

When he enters a room, you notice it. In the words of the great Tom Haverford from Parks and Recs “I’m like an elephant OK?, If I walk into a room is like, he’s there!”

And as Tom Haverford, he loves romance! More than romance, he loooooves the chasing. Aries represents the hunter, he’s ruled by Mars, the planet of war, violence and sex (OH YEA) #Takethatscorpio 

In the zodiac (and now I get more serious), there are three fire signs: Aries, Leo and Sagittarius. And there is a reason for that order. In my years of studying astrology I discovered that nothing is a coincidence, everything has an explanation. Every fire sign has a particular “fire meaning”, i mean, each fire means something different.

 Aries is the first fire sign, that gives him a “especial kind of fire”

Aries can be compared to the moment the first human beings discovered fire. That flame that helped us survive, cook our food, put light in the darkness, help up keep us warm. it’s all about starting something. The spark, the flame you feel when you start a new project, that’s Aries. 

Let’s translate this into the Aries man. 

When you start a relationship with them, they give you their world. The give you everything.They are super protective of their loved ones. As I said before, he’s ruled by Mars, he is the God of war, he will fucking kill anyone that tries to harm you. He literally will give them war.

 They are like little children, they feel excited because they started something new. But, beware. That flame can go as easy and as fast as it came. You literally have to keep him interested all the time. They are very loyal, but remember, you are dating a hunter. Make sure he always wants to hunt you. 

On the bright side, (and if the man can translate this energy into something good) they are really exciting to be around! They are usually the life of the party (along with Gemini and Leo. And maybe a Sag, but they are usually drunk-dancing  #personalexperience)

So gurl/boy, if you want to go for the aries man, go! 

And maybe it is my Venus and Moon in Aires, but they are definitely the kind of people you want around, big ego, true. But big big heart... and lots of fire! ;)

Aries bae: Robert Downey Jr!