Inquire Away

My name is Kyle and I live in South Park, Colorado.

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Kenny just texted me! We’re gonna head out now. Thanks for sending questions. I’ll catch you guys later!

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Hey Kyle. Ive heard that Trent Boyett has left the juvenile hall because someone has told to the police the truth about what happened in preschool. It is true?

HUH.Well…… Stan and I haven’t heard anything about that.I- uh- heard he beat up a bunch of people the last time he was out, so I hope he isn’t getting out..

For everyone’s sake, that is.……

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How's Stan doing? How are the two of you doingin school?

Stan’s alright. He says he’s been super addicted to some puzzle game on his phone lately and it’s pissing him off. He also says that he’s doing okay in school. If he’s having trouble paying attention in class I’d probably put money on that game being the cause.As for me, I’m doing pretty good. I mean, I’m usually on top of homework and I get A’s and B’s for the most part.

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Do you play fantasy sports at all?

Honestly? I didn’t really have any idea what the hell fantasy sports were until I looked them up just now. It actually sounds sort of fun! It’s like you get to be in charge of a real sports team, but without the hassle of actually being in charge of a fuckin sports team.

Stan says fantasy sports are gay but his opinion doesn’t matter.

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Stan came over today because we’re going to hang out with Cartman and Kenny later. They both had stuff to do after school, so Stan and I are going to wait for them here. We’ll answer a few questions until they’re done with their crap.

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@dorliah @spnascar Uh ... I mean ... I still think Nichole is really cute and nice and everything. But .. she’s still dating Token and I would never make a move on a friend’s girlfriend. Other than her, I don’t really know. Maybe??

It’s weird to think about that stuff sometimes. I mean, I’m only nine, right? The average life expectancy for a man in the US is 76 years. So, if I wanted to meet someone and settle down for a good ... I don’t know-- 40 years? (That’s being generous.) ....that still gives me a whole 27 years to find someone. I have more than enough time to figure out what kind of people I really like and even IF I actually like like anyone.

I ... feel like I put a lot more thought into that than I needed to.

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I don’t know if I’d call it being mean, @our-everyoneneedslove​. It’s more like .... brotherly antics. I just rough around with him a bit; he’s fiiiiine. Plus I don’t kick him around as much as I used to. And actually, to answer @turntechskullkid​‘s question:

I definitely think so! I love my little brother and try to be there for him through everything. Even if I don’t really get some of the things he’s into. *coughcough* pewdiepie *coughcough*

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So how was your day today Kyle?

Alright, I guess. It was school.Pretty average. Cartman bitched about something all day, Stan and I ignored him, and Kenny was quiet like usual.Nothing really stood out, but I’m glad it’s over!

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Just as a warning, I put an autoplay on my blog. I tried to put the automatic play volume at an okay level, but if you think it’s a little too loud (or maybe even a little too quiet) could you let me know?

Thanks in advance! See you after school!

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Hi, @samurai-husky and @violetleerox! Thanks for the well-wishes!

My friends Stan and Cartman are 10, and Kenny and I are both 9. Geez... You know, I’ve heard that years can seem to go by super slow when you’re young-- but holy shit, dude.. It kind of feels like I’ve been 9 forever.

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Quick snapshot from school today. Haha!

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Hey! I’m at school right now, but I promise I’ll answer some questions when I get home tonight.

I got a nice picture of Cartman earlier, too. I’ll upload that later.

See ya!

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I took a picture of Stan taking a picture of me.

ft. Kenny

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Here’s one from today! Ike took my phone and snapped a picture while we were watching Terrance and Phillip. I had to chase the little turd down to get it back.

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Uh ... so I’ve never done one of these kinds of blogs before. So, I guess I’ll just upload some pictures every once in a while until people start sending in questions.