Ralph Wolfgang‼️

:P

[yourlocalthief-ralph]

"UH-OH! The Expert Thief has targeted our paper school!!!"

Ralph Wolfgang roleplay blog lol

To those who remember this blog as sk3ll-em0-k1tty, I decided I don't want to roleplay as Skell on this blog anymore- but I still roleplay as him on @emo-kitty-skell .

My headcanons for this guy-

• Obviously greedy as hell, Will steal anything he can get his hands on.

• At least 19 years old, I think.

• Has broken into the school multiple times.

• Also has been killed by Barrel multiple times- He's actually terrified of the security guard but would rather die then admit it-

• Don't ask him about how he lost his left hand, he doesn't wanna talk about it.

• Comes back to life every time he dies.

• Only eats lamb meat, nothing else.

• He's actually extremely ticklish- (go for his stomach or ribs!)

• His tail wags when he's happy, and he acts a lot like a dog sometimes.

• Enjoys ear scratches :3

★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★

Rules

- No nsfw, suggestive content, or creepy content of any kind.

- Please don't ask for donations, I don't know what is a bot and what isn't.

- Violence is okay, but just don't go too far-

- Be kind to mod and the people they interact with.

- Tickle asks are allowed, just don't be weird about it.

- Spamming in the askbox = Your ask being deleted.

- Just be good-

"Ralph speaks like this"

Mod talks in orange

Character and art belongs to Edgyaludon/TheEdgyVerse

Other Edgyverse blogs

@ask-mister-barrel @mister-hotchkiss-craft-teacher @janitor-mister-broomire @ask-margaret-sterling @cannibalistic-forest-god

Fpe

@math-teacher-who-loves-oreos @wendigo-language-teacher @miss-bloomies-science-class @pansexual-music-teacher @best-art-teacher-miss-sasha @lesbian-history-teacher @ask-principal-grace @kitkatlovingalgebrateacher @mrbasils-cookies @claire-the-silly @askclairefpe @engels-ask-blog @lana-and-her-sockpuppets @silly-lesbian-bubble @abbie-appleboy @abbie-the-apple @oliversoapeater-official @zip-the-chaos-child @3dward-th3-s1lly @ruby-the-pansexual-robot @rabies-infested-riley @riley-crazy-kid @ask-the-flower-kids @ask-amy @ask-elliot-fpe @ask-silly-rabbit @alice-monstrous-princess @askmyfpeocs

Non-fpe

@official-crazie @askskary @viviansmagicshop @agethath3silly @ask-miller @girl-from-the-snowy-forest @blood-splattered-snow @cannibalistic-forest-monster

Danger AU

@danger-abbie @danger-zipster @danger-oliverrr @danger-bloomie @danger-circle @jack-bloomie

Science Au

@science-au-oliver006

Other

@the-elemental-heros

[Damn that's a lot of people- 😭]

Anyways, I'll probably update this post if necessary, idk :33

Gonna open asks now lol-

[yourlocalthief-ralph]

(Notices him and left 4 dead hunter jumps at him while making the noise they make)

*He fucking screams, throwing a whole trophy directly at their face*

[rugwollseif]

(Gmod ragdolls before getting up and sprinting at him) OW

[yourlocalthief-ralph]

*le dodge*

[rugwollseif]

(Crashes into a locker, smacks him with a book from the locker)

[yourlocalthief-ralph]

"ACK-"

*just climbs on their shoulders, biting them*

[rugwollseif]

AUGH- (slams him into the locker and punches him)

[yourlocalthief-ralph]

*proceeds to bite your thumb off-*

[yourlocalthief-ralph]

(Notices him and left 4 dead hunter jumps at him while making the noise they make)

*He fucking screams, throwing a whole trophy directly at their face*

[rugwollseif]

(Gmod ragdolls before getting up and sprinting at him) OW

[yourlocalthief-ralph]

*le dodge*

[rugwollseif]

(Crashes into a locker, smacks him with a book from the locker)

[yourlocalthief-ralph]

"ACK-"

*just climbs on their shoulders, biting them*

[yourlocalthief-ralph]

(Notices him and left 4 dead hunter jumps at him while making the noise they make)

*He fucking screams, throwing a whole trophy directly at their face*

[rugwollseif]

(Gmod ragdolls before getting up and sprinting at him) OW

[yourlocalthief-ralph]

*le dodge*

[yourlocalthief-ralph]

(Notices him and left 4 dead hunter jumps at him while making the noise they make)

*He fucking screams, throwing a whole trophy directly at their face*

[yourlocalthief-ralph]

*just stops infront of you with a police car before getting out of the car and pulls out taser gun and pointing it at you-*

"DO NOT MAKE A SINGLE MOVE OR I WILL USE FORCE. And don't even try to use that grapple arm of yours!-"

"...Nah. I think I'll move."

*Just uses his grapple arm to snatch your wig-*

[yourlocalthief-ralph]

(Yoinks his bag and runs) MINE NOW

"WHA- HEY!!!"

*He uses his grapple arm to latch onto you, biting the hand that has his bag*

[rugwollseif]

(Punches him HARD, like Circle hard) NO

[yourlocalthief-ralph]

"OW- GIVE IT BACK."

*He continues to bite, harder this time-*

[rugwollseif]

NO ITS MINE NOW (punches him again)

[yourlocalthief-ralph]

*Get pepper sprayed lol*

[rugwollseif]

AAAAAA (releases his bag)

[yourlocalthief-ralph]

*He yoinks his bag and runs away*

[rugwollseif]

(Runs after him)

[yourlocalthief-ralph]

*Good luck finding him cause he's gone :P*

[yourlocalthief-ralph]

(Yoinks his bag and runs) MINE NOW

"WHA- HEY!!!"

*He uses his grapple arm to latch onto you, biting the hand that has his bag*

[rugwollseif]

(Punches him HARD, like Circle hard) NO

[yourlocalthief-ralph]

"OW- GIVE IT BACK."

*He continues to bite, harder this time-*

[rugwollseif]

NO ITS MINE NOW (punches him again)

[yourlocalthief-ralph]

*Get pepper sprayed lol*

[rugwollseif]

AAAAAA (releases his bag)

[yourlocalthief-ralph]

*He yoinks his bag and runs away*

[yourlocalthief-ralph]

(Yoinks his bag and runs) MINE NOW

"WHA- HEY!!!"

*He uses his grapple arm to latch onto you, biting the hand that has his bag*

[rugwollseif]

(Punches him HARD, like Circle hard) NO

[yourlocalthief-ralph]

"OW- GIVE IT BACK."

*He continues to bite, harder this time-*

[rugwollseif]

NO ITS MINE NOW (punches him again)

[yourlocalthief-ralph]

*Get pepper sprayed lol*

[yourlocalthief-ralph]

(Yoinks his bag and runs) MINE NOW

"WHA- HEY!!!"

*He uses his grapple arm to latch onto you, biting the hand that has his bag*

[rugwollseif]

(Punches him HARD, like Circle hard) NO

[yourlocalthief-ralph]

"OW- GIVE IT BACK."

*He continues to bite, harder this time-*

[yourlocalthief-ralph]

(Yoinks his bag and runs) MINE NOW

"WHA- HEY!!!"

*He uses his grapple arm to latch onto you, biting the hand that has his bag*

[yourlocalthief-ralph]

(Catches him stealing something) what are you doing?

"-"

*Flashbangs you before just making a run for it. He's gone-*

[yourlocalthief-ralph]

Been a while since Mister Ralphy has gotten an ask. How've you been? :3

"THE JANITOR IN THIS SCHOOL IS FUCKING CRAZY-"

*currently running for his damn life from someone who isn't Barrel for once-*

@janitor-mister-broomire

[danger-wendigo-thavel]

⚠️Danger Thavel blog⚠️

[Mod Mary here. This used to be a different roleplay blog but it's been dead asf so I changed it 😌 I love the crazy wendigo lady.]

I'll put my headcanons and canon info here, but I'll obviously put canon info here as well.

Canon info on Danger Thavel

- She goes crazy sometimes.

- Once Oliver connected to the radio on her head making beeping sound.

- Sergeant Grace gives Danger Thavel sedatives once a week.

- She gives names to each fragmentation grenade.

- She likes green tea.

- Danger Thavel sometimes sniffs gunpowder.

- Hates smokers.

- Danger Thavel has a working mine under her bed.

- She knows how to play kazoo.

- She has trouble containing emotions, which is why she may yell at a student.

- She has trouble hearing.

- She has psychosis and anxiety, which makes her behave like crazy.

- She's 38.

My headcanons for her

- She gets quite emotional at times, and cries a lot.

- Will panic like crazy if her children are even slightly injured.

- Speaking of her children, she is extremely protective over them. Abbie is her oldest and Chip is her youngest. Zip is the middle child.

- Gets started pretty easily.

- Doesn't have the best attention span-

- Mister Demi is her younger brother.

- Green tea and her children's presence are the only two things that keep her calm.

- She's ticklish-

Rules

- Please refrain from sending nsfw asks. I get she's an adult, but nsfw makes me uncomfortable. This is an sfw-only blog.

- Tickles asks and magic anons are fine, just don't be a creep.

- Do NOT kill her, though hurting her a bit is fine. But if I say stop, you stop.

- Please do not ask for donations.

- Respect mod, the people they roleplay with, and their headcanons.

Thavel will speak like this.

[Mod will speak like this.]

Other Danger blogs.

@danger-abbie @danger-zipster @danger-barrel @dangerwolfokami

Students

@engels-ask-blog @claire-the-silly @askclairefpe @lana-and-her-sockpuppets @abbie-appleboy @sopibub @bubblybubbleheart

@oliversoapeater-official @zip-the-chaos-child @3dward-th3-s1lly

@riley-crazy-kid @rabies-infested-riley @emo-kitty-skell

@ask-margaret-sterling @chocolate-eater-marvin @scotch-the-crafter @popularkid-basilous

@ask-amy

Staff

@math-teacher-who-loves-oreos @miss-bloomies-science-class @wendigo-language-teacher @pansexual-music-teacher @best-art-teacher-miss-sasha @sheepladymissemily @ask-principal-grace

@ask-mister-barrel @mister-hotchkiss-craft-teacher @janitor-mister-broomire @ask-misscledor-anything @ask-the-alert-brothers @ask-benedict-ignite

@mrbasils-cookies

Others

@alice-monstrous-princess @science-au-oliver006 @cannibalistic-forest-god @yourlocalthief-ralph

[yourlocalthief-ralph]

*tackles you and blows a raspberry on your stomach*

"AHAHSHEISJXJDJSJS-!?"

*He squeals, thrashing around in an attempt to get you off-*

[ask-thetwinmasks]

Ask the Alert Brothers!

[Mod moon here! This is a roleplay blog for the Alert Brothers from Edgyverse/Enigmaverse! I think they're cool, so... :P]

Their appearances:

Art belongs to ENI.

Headcanons!

- While Greenmile is a bit more fond of Mister Barrel, Redhalt is still rather jealous of him.

- The two of them tend to bicker back and forth a lot at times, but they are siblings and they still care about each other :3

- Greenmile is a yapper and Redhalt is a listener.

- They have to wear large clothing so both of them can fit-

- They both hate RAM- Like a lot-

- Greenmile is an extrovert and Redhalt is an introvert.

- Redhalt is Bisexual and Greenmile is Pansexual.

Rules ⚠️

- No nsfw or suggestive asks. I know they're both 29 years old, but nsfw asks still make me uncomfortable.

- No trying to hurt or kill either of them.

- Pr0shippers and other gross people like that fuck off. You aren't welcomed here.

- Tickle asks and magic anons are allowed, just don't be a creep/weirdo.

- Respect mod, their headcanons, and the people that they roleplay with.

Text examples.

Greenmile will talk in green.

Redhalt will talk in red.

[mod will talk in orange.]

Other blogs that are cool! (FPE and Edgyverse)

@ask-mister-barrel @mister-hotchkiss-craft-teacher @janitor-mister-broomire @ask-misscledor-anything @miss-ashachus-cafe @ask-benedict-ignite @yourlocalthief-ralph @ask-margaret-sterling @chocolate-eater-marvin @scotch-the-crafter @ram-the-bully

@abbie-appleboy (my main lol) @lana-and-her-sockpuppets @engels-ask-blog @askclairefpe @claire-the-silly @sopibub

@oliversoapeater-official @zip-the-chaos-child @3dward-th3-s1lly

@emo-kitty-skell @rabies-infested-riley @riley-crazy-kid @ask-amy @askmyfpeocs

@math-teacher-who-loves-oreos @miss-bloomies-science-class @wendigo-language-teacher @sheepladymissemily @ask-principal-grace @best-art-teacher-miss-sasha @pansexual-music-teacher

@mrbasils-cookies

@alice-monstrous-princess @cannibalistic-forest-god

@danger-abbie @danger-barrel @danger-zipster @danger-bloomie

@science-au-oliver006

[Might edit this in the future. But for now I think that's everything.]

[yourlocalthief-ralph]

Man, you're so cool... I like you :o *hands you some lamb meat :P*

":D"

*Absolutely devours the lamb meat*