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Hey

it’s occurred to me that i should probably make one of those pinned intro posts that most people that aren’t bots make so i look less botlike and strange

here we go…✨

I belong to more fandoms than i could feasibly list so ill do the main ones

-house md

-marvel

-dc

-spyxfamily

-jjk

-apothecary diaries

-bleach (but just started watching)

-pokemon but like mostly the older stuff

-gravity falls

-psych

-arcane

-voltron

-a whole lot of other things that ill add when i feel like it

I love webcomics, drawing, hiking, skating and reading

I do not love being in the ocean as i am pathetically terrified of everything that resides within it

I really like music but do not have a favourite genre and being asked my favourite song legitimately terrifies me

I just got tumblr like a lil while ago and I honestly like it here it’s pretty chill

🦞🦞🦞

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found this gem

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so apparently the faint weed smell in our apartment is not, in fact, from the tenants next door and is instead coming from the “garden” my cousin put on our balcony

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so fucking sick of female cosplayers getting hate for having “sexy” cosplays because

1. That’s their interpretation of the character and they can wear whatever they want

2. Half the time the costumes arent even revealing and the commenters are just mad because the woman has the audacity to have boobs and an ass??

3. Nobody says anything when men take their shirts off for their cosplays (as far as i can tell. Not saying its never happened)

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i asked my cousin why he didn’t go to school last week and apparently he got his friends to tell everyone that he was in a coma

i let it go because the most recent “social experiment” he conducted was a felony and this seems much less destructive

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ikea smells so fucking good i be sniffing my new desk

[blueberry-ry]

New game: if you were a fictional character tell me why you would be put into the Bad Queer Rep Club

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i walk into the bathroom and my cousin is painting my bathtub white to cover up the scorch marks

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my cousin will die by my hand tonight

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WHAT THE FUCK MY COUSIN STARTED A BONFIRE IN MY FUCKING BATHTUB BECAUSE HE THOUGHT BATHTUBS WERE FIREPROOF AND NOW IT HAS FUCKING SCORCH MARKS ON IT AND THE SIDE ISNSTARTING TO FUCKING MELT WHAT THE FUCK FUCKITY FUCKING FUCKSAUCE

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today a customer walked into my job, high as a kite, and tried to order a mcflurry (i work at a clothing store) so i gave him the bag of dorritos i was going to eat on my lunch break

He then told me i was a “cool ass faggot” and wrote his number for me on the counter in permanent marker before leaving

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adhd memes need to stop being so relatable please im getting concerned

[bnnyriri]

iron deficiency gang rise up (not too fast)

[wtfamidoinghere12]

not iron deficient (i think) but this is still hilarious

[potatodontlikeuman]

I am iron deficient (last time I checked) however this is quite comedic

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i guess my cousin sensed how close i was to beating the shit out of him because he just gifted me a new pot. To be clear, this pot is not in a box and has no label or price tag. This pot appears to be well used. When i asked my cousin where he bought it, he said “buy?” like he’d never before come across the concept of purchasing something

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my cousin ruined my only pot by trying to boil elmer’s glue. wtf

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today my girlfriend asked me what ice is made of and unfortunately i found it charming. I fear i am far more whipped than i had previously thought, please send help.

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every time someone tells me something is hot or sharp, i get the inexorable urge to grab it and prove them wrong