Your Amnesiac King

I am Loki, whose whim brought Asgard crashing down. I am Loki, whose tongue was an anvil where the sharpest lies were forged. I am Loki, and I have things to say that you must know. I am Loki, who you must not trust.

[emmathedimondfrost-deactivated2]

Someone fetch me a drink…This lack of drinking so very last season.

[yourmadking-blog]

*hands her a flask* Your wish is my command.

[hindsightsabitch]

I don’t know who’s standing behind me but you can either remove your hand from my ass or I can remove your arm from your body.

[yourmadking-blog]

Oopsy. Don't worry dear I don't exactly play for your team.

[guywithashield]

….I guess I am not alone after all. Uh, hello. Captain Rogers. You are…?

[yourmadking-blog]

I'm uh...Luke. My name is Luke. I'm a student here. 

Sorry for catching you in that...state. But good job on those abs, really. 

[sexyasbuck-deactivated20220423]

I think I need to sleep with someone

[sexyasbuck-deactivated20220423]

I guess that’s comforting. 

[yourmadking-blog]

Joking aside...I do like you, soldier. I like you quite a bit, I think.

I don't harbor any ill will for what you did while...under the influence. 

I'd like to get to know the real you. 

[guywithashield]

[yourmadking-blog]

God bless America.

[unfavoy-deactivated20200915]

I'm back!

Wonderful little holiday back to my residence! NOW! On to building next semester’s curriculum! I am SO excited! 

[yourmadking-blog]

Wow. That's quite the ass. Good job. 

[sexyasbuck-deactivated20220423]

I think I need to sleep with someone

[sexyasbuck-deactivated20220423]

I…. try not to put my dick in anything mad at me. Especially Gods that might be mad at me. I’ve had enough of me cut off. 

[yourmadking-blog]

But I'd be so much less angry if you put your dick in me.

[sexyasbuck-deactivated20220423]

I think I need to sleep with someone

[sexyasbuck-deactivated20220423]

You’re not uh… *gestures to his throat* Still upset?

[yourmadking-blog]

I'm sure I've hurt people worse...in the past...than you could ever hurt me.

Besides...what does whether or not I'm upset have anything to do with us fucking?

[sexyasbuck-deactivated20220423]

I think I need to sleep with someone

You know?

[yourmadking-blog]

HI

YES

YES

YES

YUP

DEFINITELY

[saader]

Loki, you shouldn’t have come here. Winter is a hard thing to see coming.

"You think I’m the Loki that was? Dolt! Simpleton! I am what will be! I am the d e s t i n y you run from—but will never escape! Because nobody else wants you to! I am King Loki! I am your future! I am y o u!”

[amirdrassil]

journey into mystery #645 | a comedy in thirty parts (or a tragedy in thirty-one)

[nearlyvintage]

[yourmadking-blog]

Send ✉ for an 2 AM text

Send ✘ for an unsent text

Send ☠ for a threatening message

Send ❤ for a lusty/loving/affectionate message

Send ♣ for a drunk message

[shapeshiftingmutant-deactivated]

"Old man? That’s just rude sir!" He looked at the man he had just greeted. A little less impressed than he was before "And I’m a telepath. That’s why. Plus I’ve read your file…"

[yourmadking-blog]

"More rude than accusations of lying?" He bit his lip, a smirk still playing on his face. "I'd like to get my hands on that file. I bet that'd be a good read." The smirk faltered for just a second, like a flicker. "Please don't peg me as a liar. I know I'm supposed to be, but I...I'm not so villainous. Not anymore. I just like to have a little bit of fun here and there." 

[whatthe-hex-blog]

  "I don’t think I’ll be much help to you in that department, I’m afraid."

[yourmadking-blog]

I believe in you. 

Well, I could always teach you how to borrow money. I'm really good at that. 

[shapeshiftingmutant-deactivated]

"I think you’re lying Mr Laufeyson! I’m Mr. Sydney. The new combat and computer engineering tutor. It’s great to meet you!" He genuinely was very pressed with the man/god standing before him

[yourmadking-blog]

"Je suis offensé! And how do you know my name?" He grinned, looking the professor over. "Oh. You're pretty cute for an old man." 

[whatthe-hex-blog]

"I wasn’t aware we had a student government here…"

[yourmadking-blog]

Definitely. You wanna be treasurer? If you can get me some cash you can be treasurer. I'll appoint you myself.