Fem

hi I'm dead inside

[oomshi]

Did u grow up without a positive male influence

didnt everyone

[kaldwinss]

last christmas i told you my kink

but the very next day you shamed it away

[blindforlove-deactivated2017010]

me to my therapist: yeah idk I’m pretty good!

me to my tumblr followers: I was born with glass bones and paper skin. every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. at night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

[respectfulmemes]

[adrianshidden]

I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon

[a-creepy-weirdo-has]

I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.

[adrianshidden]

how is that racist

[peachraptor]

they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen

[pleatedjeans]

[somaholiday]

[anxietyproblem]

[boogedyboogedyboo]

[anxietyproblem]

[anxietyproblem]

[freakinasheet]

[c-a-t-z-z]

ᶦⁿˢᵗᵃᵍʳᵃᵐ

[pomrania]

I know I’ve seen one of these pictures before, but I hadn’t known there were THIS MANY pictures of this adorable cat, with rubber duckies!

[doggosource]

[anxietyproblem]

[outofcontextdiscord]

[longscarydream]

lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

[zerofarad]

“God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own.” We really need to start collecting and sourcing these Potent Quotables.

[citrusgroves]

I’ve been doing this for years

It’s all on a google doc of mine (x)