YIKES

Literally always on mobile. Almost never make my own posts. I don't tag anything.

[fakenudes]

[dykespeare-deactivated20181228]

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

[confident-fear]

This is one of my favorite sites on here because everyone who reblogged it truly believes it because their moms won’t actually see it

[rhymingwithpurple]

A rope is not a common household article and in fact if I was invited to someone's party and there was a rope sitting on the table I'd ask about it

[catsoverloaded]

inline reddit: cats

[vergak]

[ambientlemon]

No offense but all the Germans in the comments explaining why this isn’t funny is the funniest part of this to me

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

👆🏻

[professorduck]

[berriesofthewood]

THIS TYPE OF ENERGY!!!!!!!!!

[balkansoul-deactivated20220924]

something about shy men makes me want to eat them alive like a mantis

[everythingfox]

All I ever want is to hug a giant dog and it breaks my heart that it will never happen 😭

[splicky]

Not funny, didn't laugh, also your gut microbiome is not nearly as diverse and plentiful as mine

[ratfuck]

I wonder how ants think

[ratfuck]

(SENSORY INPUT: ANTENNAE) > FRIEND/FOE/FOOD? > FOE > KILL KILL DIE KILL

[divineandmajesticinone]

that’s what being on tumblr is like

[adriartic]

lighthouse ghosties

[changan-moon]

Chinese chrysanthemum，瑞云殿/ rui-yun-dian, literally means auspicious cloud palace. Photo by owner HeidiQD.

[everythingfox]

“This cat saying “well hi!” in a southern accent”

🎥: Gambino_911

[everythingfox]

Close enough

[quasi-normalcy]