Caleb Jefferson

The Pitt rp blog

[yourpsychatristspsycharatrist]

I am a Psych attending at the PTMC. My residents made this account for me because they thought it would be funny.

You can ask for therapeutic advice, but I’m not representing the hospital on here. So I’m not gonna be overly professional.

Asks and dms are always open. Mod is 18. Please be 18+ for any NSFW asks. I’m currently going off of head cannons for now, but may change certain things as season 2 goes on.

All photos are sourced from Pinterest. I do not and will not use AI. If you use AI please do not interact with this blog.

Disclaimer, I am in no way trained to be a psychologist nor claiming I am. This is simply a RP blog. If you are struggling please reach out to a professional or someone close to you.

[siennaoncall]

can someone tell @yourpsychatristspsycharatrist that it's too soon for me to be getting another ED consult, like please let's ask the other PMHNPs 🙄

[yourpsychatristspsycharatrist]

It’s absolutely not too soon.

[nickisoverworked]

my daughter made me do it

[yourpsychatristspsycharatrist]

It looks good🙂

[nickisoverworked]

oh thanks, caleb! you’re a man of science so i’m inclined to believe you

[yourpsychatristspsycharatrist]

Yeah, maybe don’t say that too loud. Doctors aren’t always huge fans of psych being considered a science.

But you should believe me anyways, I’ve got great taste

[nickisoverworked]

my daughter made me do it

[yourpsychatristspsycharatrist]

It looks good🙂

[yourpsychatristspsycharatrist]

Grady that is not loading

[yourpsychatristspsycharatrist]

Okay it’s loaded now. Not sure why you sent me that, because it’s definitely not about you.

[orbiter776]

I thought it was funny also why am I catching strays

[yourpsychatristspsycharatrist]

Because you directly gave me the opportunity to say that

[yourpsychatristspsycharatrist]

Grady that is not loading

[yourpsychatristspsycharatrist]

Okay it’s loaded now. Not sure why you sent me that, because it’s definitely not about you.

[yourpsychatristspsycharatrist]

Grady that is not loading

[nickisoverworked]

to the healthcare workers who use their badge to try and tap to pay, i see you and hope you’re having a better day

[yourpsychatristspsycharatrist]

Oh god, did I do that earlier?

[nickisoverworked]

honestly gas stations are liminal spaces, it doesn’t matter if you did it or not

[yourpsychatristspsycharatrist]

Oh good to know

[nickisoverworked]

to the healthcare workers who use their badge to try and tap to pay, i see you and hope you’re having a better day

[yourpsychatristspsycharatrist]

Oh god, did I do that earlier?

[yourpsychatristspsycharatrist]

EVERYONE STOP SAYING SHIT LIKE “YOU AREN’T DEAD???”

I HAVE SEEN HALF OF YOU AT WORK

[urcoolestdoc]

it’s like he’s still here…… sometimes you can still hear his voice

[yourpsychatristspsycharatrist]

Blocked.

[yourpsychatristspsycharatrist]

Can I make an appointment in advance? There's a decent chance I might have a trauma response soon and I would prefer to avoid the "im totally fine" spiral that might come afterwards

Absolutely. Message me and we can make you an appointment

[yourpsychatristspsycharatrist]

EVERYONE STOP SAYING SHIT LIKE “YOU AREN’T DEAD???”

I HAVE SEEN HALF OF YOU AT WORK

[orbiter776]

we thought that was your ghost

[yourpsychatristspsycharatrist]

I literally had a conversation with you the other day Grady

[orbiter776]

I thought I was hallucinating

[yourpsychatristspsycharatrist]

Fuck I would’ve done something funny if I knew that

[yourpsychatristspsycharatrist]

EVERYONE STOP SAYING SHIT LIKE “YOU AREN’T DEAD???”

I HAVE SEEN HALF OF YOU AT WORK

[orbiter776]

we thought that was your ghost

[yourpsychatristspsycharatrist]

I literally had a conversation with you the other day Grady

[yourpsychatristspsycharatrist]

EVERYONE STOP SAYING SHIT LIKE “YOU AREN’T DEAD???”

I HAVE SEEN HALF OF YOU AT WORK

[melllow-willow]

I haven't

[yourpsychatristspsycharatrist]

Willow didn’t you just have your baby

[melllow-willow]

Quinn

And yes.

I find it funny that no one has caught on to the pun of my username

My last name is Salix - Like the willow tree

[yourpsychatristspsycharatrist]

Wait that’s so funny, I don’t think we’ve interacted enough for me to realize or I would’ve known. I’m a big nature nerd.

Would you be up to doing a zoom call with me at some point? Just to talk so I can try to catch any early symptoms of postpartum depression? I’m not saying you’ll have them, but I’d rather be safe then sorry:)

[yourpsychatristspsycharatrist]

EVERYONE STOP SAYING SHIT LIKE “YOU AREN’T DEAD???”

I HAVE SEEN HALF OF YOU AT WORK

[melllow-willow]

I haven't

[yourpsychatristspsycharatrist]

Willow didn’t you just have your baby

[yourpsychatristspsycharatrist]

What does it mean if all three of my last girlfriends turned into lesbians

They didnt turn into anything, they already were. They just realized after. This just might be your curse tbh.

[yourpsychatristspsycharatrist]

EVERYONE STOP SAYING SHIT LIKE “YOU AREN’T DEAD???”

I HAVE SEEN HALF OF YOU AT WORK