Shit my friends say

We might be adults

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Shelby: Whose sperm do you want to be?

Shelby: I am the most potato.

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Pancakes at 8:30 piping hot with platonic love!

Emily

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I got it hard deep and wide -Kyle

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Jazmine: we can combine all of our boobs into one

Manaehe: and Drake can have them

Emily: then I'll use the nipple clamps on him

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Hang on let me get my penises - Emily

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If I could eat more, I’d swallow your beef -manaehe to shelby

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The black side of me drools for Fried Chicken. The white side of me drools for that colonel.

Jazmine

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He's a thicc boi

shelby to her onion ring

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We need to teach her how to pick locks so she can come in before we unlock the door. Slowly she will become the embodiment of Pat/Phil.

Emily

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Why are you into alpaca fashion?

Emily

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Quadruple murder! I need a fifth one for my mouth! Murder and some water!

Jazmine at the knives

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Manaehe: Our little girl has grown up

Emily: Lets make another

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Now I can finger more of my food.

Manaehe talking about her finger food that she kept cutting with a knife

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Hey Manaehe do you want to... decompose?

Shelby

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Did you say the Asian Christ has one loaf?

Shelby to Emily 

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Droven. Droven. Droven. Droven. Droven.

Manaehe to a confused Jazmine 

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That's what they did at the Last Supper, shared a paopu fruit.

Manaehe