You wouldn't Download a Blog

This blog was made to make funny posts based on the "you wouldn't download a car" meme using the "You wouldn't steal a website" website. This blog is not meant for serious political discussion. With that being said, this blog is run by a palestine supporting, trans, nazi punching individual. Submit your own versions of the meme and they could show up!

[youwouldntmakeablog]

Welcome to the blog! Read over this quick post:

Common requests I get that I've already done:

You wouldn't

You wouldn't trans a gender

You wouldn't non a binary

You wouldn't delta a rune

You would download a car

You wouldn't will a wood

You would

You wouldn't team a fortress

(To be updated as time goes one, check back regularly)

Basic rules:

Yes I'm aware I make some posts about fucking robots, no that is not an invitation for kinky/nsft requests, stop sending requests for those please (joke sex stuff is fine)

Don't repeat a request/demand your request if I haven't done it. I have my reasons for not doing them, suck it up bud. I may be saving them for another day when asks are slow, who knows.

(Not so much a rule) Please tell me what I should tag for your requests. I don't know all these niché fandoms and their tags so I'd greatly appreciate the extra help with tagging.

Watch yourselves. I free block, nobody is safe.

No images without descriptors please.

Some extra stuff to note:

Don't be shy to send regular asks!

I don't know the people in my inbox (minus a couple exceptions)

This is a side-blog. I can easily delete it

Do tag me if you have anything to show me

The thing I use to make these posts is this website, I don't gatekeep

This place is satire most of the time

I am trans, gay, pro piracy, a system, a furry, a robot fucker, well versed with the disabled community, maybe autistic and hate generative ai with a burning passion.

Cringe is dead, I live how I want

[youwouldntmakeablog]

You wouldn't spend all of your money at the Artists' Alley (the debt...)

[ID: the "You wouldn't download a car" meme rewritten to say "You wouldn't spend all your money at the Artists' Alley" with "better frain your account there than on AI!" underneath in small lettering /END ID]

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[ID: the "You wouldn't download a car" meme rewritten to say "You wouldn't yandere a robot" with "Make that bot crazy for a human" underneath in small lettering /END ID]

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[ID: the "You wouldn't download a car" meme rewritten to say "You wouldn't be a creature" with "haha, creature moment" underneath in small lettering /END ID]

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you wouldn’t lau for a vey

[ID: the "You wouldn't download a car" meme rewritten to say "You wouldn't lau a vey (Lauvey)" with "that moment when you want to animate your blorbo to one of her songs" underneath in small lettering /END ID]

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this one is important trust okay

you wouldn’t fly a cow

[ID: the "You wouldn't download a car" meme rewritten to say "You wouldn't fly a cow" with the words "something something flying farm animals" underneath in small lettering /END ID]

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you wouldn’t Daisy a house

[ID: the "You wouldn't download a car" meme rewritten to say "You wouldn't Daisy a house" /END ID]

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you wouldn’t steal a loaf of bread

[ID: the "You wouldn't download a car" meme rewritten to say "You wouldn't steal a loaf of bread" with "if you see anyone who is, no you don't" underneath in small lettering /END ID]

[youwouldntmakeablog]

can you do "you wouldn't be the the one who pushed her to the kitchen and she... she disappeared. you still remember her, but... she's gone somehow, she's just... gone. you tried bringing her back, but... but you don't think you're powerful enough, and-" /nf

anyways have skeleton gif

[ID: the "You wouldn't download a car" meme rewritten to say "You wouldn't return after death" with "You wouldn't be the the one who pushed her to the kitchen and she… she disappeared. you still remember her, but… she's gone somehow, she's just… gone. you tried bringing her ..." which is then cut off by the bottom of the image /END ID]

Thank you for the skeleton gif asker!

[youwouldntmakeablog]

You wouldn't we're going to steal the moot! Wait, no, you wouldn't go with the moot to steal the moon!

[ID: the "You wouldn't download a car" meme rewritten to say "Too late (written in the top corner) You wouldn't steal the moot" with "tealing one of my main's moots" underneath in small lettering /END ID]

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@crystalmagpie447

You. getting snatched

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you wouldn’t give me an apple

(sidenote that does not have to be included: this is at least two unrelated references at once, good luck figuring out what i’m talking about)

[ID: the "You wouldn't download a car" meme rewritten to say "You wouldn't give me an apple" with "I'm assuming one of them s death note, I'm not bothering with the other reference" underneath in small lettering /END ID]

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You wouldn’t flood my dashboard

(In all seriousness, I do love your blog. Welcome back)

[ID: the "You wouldn't download a car" meme rewritten to say "You wouldn't get your dashboard flooded" with "It's good to be back, even for like a day (though technically I never left, was just on my main lmao)" underneath in small lettering /END ID]

[youwouldntmakeablog]

You Wouldnt Use Your Butt (#UseYourButt)

[ID: the "You wouldn't download a car" meme rewritten to say "You wouldn't use your butt" with "this can be applied to many situaions" underneath in small lettering /END ID]

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I PREDICTED THE EXACT TITLE OF THE ASK PAGE THE MOMENT I SAW YOUR BLOG...

[ID: the "You wouldn't download a car" meme rewritten to say "You wouldn't predict a name" with "it's all I could think of lmao" underneath in small lettering /END ID]

[youwouldntmakeablog]

I would like to make a request for something the people shouldn’t do:

“The viewer reading this message is not permitted partake in the action of initiating the retrieval process for a requested digital asset in the form of a motorized machine designed for transportation at a scale that is greater than what the average human is capable of.”

The joke is that this message is literally just an extremely verbose restructuring of the phrase, “You wouldn’t download a Car”. Feel free to make any edits to this meme that you see fit, like making it even more verbose or having some of the text go off of the screen (like in one of those bad crop memes).

And in case you don’t recognize what this is referencing: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wTKx58T-3O4&pp=ygUoQW1lcmljYW4gaWRpb3QgYnV0IGl0cyBleHRyZW1lbHkgdmVyYm9zZQ%3D%3D

[ID: the "You wouldn't download a car" meme rewritten to say "The viewer reading this message is not permitted partake in the action of initiating the retrieval process for a requested digital asset in the form of a motorized machine designed for transportation at a scale that is greater than what the average human is capable of" with the text of the words "motorized" and "capable" being cut off at the ends /END ID]

[youwouldntmakeablog]

you wouldn't sam a handwich

[ID: the "You wouldn't download a car" meme rewritten to say "You wouldn't sam a handwich" /END ID]

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you wouldn’t magnus an archives

idk I was bored

[ID: the "You wouldn't download a car" meme rewritten to say "You wouldn't magnus an archives" with "I've probably already done this one before but eh" underneath in small lettering /END ID]