bow down bitches

[ashleynkardashian]

real ones never left tumblr.

[annoyingmemes]

[meladoodle]

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

[meladoodle]

[meladoodle]

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

[auburngal]

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

[memewhore]

[clairenovac]

this looks like the reception desk of my mind

[zedayacoleman]

Malcolm & Marie (2021)

[existential-dread-in-the-am]

Mmmm the satisfaction of several long hours of soft thunderstorm

[vexeia]

[clanindafront]

Basquiat style

[chicfeast]

[doggosource]

cows are just big doggos

[frachella]

Nensi Dojaka

[dayjajay]

source: @forbiddenkn0wledge

[archivings]

Undercover Fall/Winter 2001

[lourensz]

[wildersage]

it sucks that once you're 21 you've unlocked all the age restricted privileges you'll ever get. I think it should go on as you get older. after 30 piracy is allowed. at 42 you're allowed to shoplift. once you're 65 all drugs are legal. after 80 you can do arson. if you make it to 100 you're allowed to commit a murder.

[kawaikittens]

[e-grrl]

Calamary

[toastbutteregg]

people who dont use blankets at night are creepy and must be avoided