[strawberriestyles]

Harry Styles is genuinely creating pop albums unlike anything else that is in the industry today and we get to witness that firsthand. What a blessing.

[mr-styles]

x

[plottwistiamlindsaylohan]

[abercrombee]

me applying for big league jobs with no experience

[mckaylabh]

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[mermaidmlm]

oh, to be a florist in a quaint little shop down the street from a tattoo parlor where a very attractive rough boy works and shares similar hours with me, often using breaks to come by the shop for lunch and flirting.

[penny-anna]

having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible

[toastbutteregg]

remember when we all thought swine flu will end the world?

[annabethisterrified]

I judge how good a book is based on how disoriented I am with my physical surroundings after closing it.

[movedto-snubs-stuff-deactivated]

me after finishing a good ass book

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

remember when we were kids and we used to all sing that demented version of the barney song where it was like “i hate you you hate me let’s go out and kill barney”

[shadowcat]

i don’t remember ever doing this. you were a fucked up kid

[igotadeadspiderinmypocket-deact]

i hate you

you hate me

let’s go out an kill barney

with a baseball bat

and a 4x4

NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR

[notchicken]

really? Our version was more like..

i hate you

you hate me

lets go out and kill barney

with a great big gun

two bullets to the head

WOOPS LOOK AT THAT, BARNEY’S DEAD.

[residentartichoke-deactivated20]

Ours was like:

JOY TO THE WORLD THAT BARNEY’S DEAD

WE BARBECUED HIS HEAD

DON’T WORRY ‘BOUT THE BODY

WE FLUSHED IT DOWN THE POTTY

AND ROUND AND ROUND IT GOES

AND ROUND AND ROUND IT GOES

AND ROUND AND ROUUUUUND AND ROUND IT GOES

[aph-homophobicwaiter-deactivate]

I hate you,

You hate me,

Let’s get together and kill Barney, 

With an AK-47 and a shot to the head,

Uh-oh Barney’s dead

[hdyoshi]

The one I knew was:

I hate you, 

you hate me, 

let’s get together and kill barney

sorry kids but Barney’s dead, 

we just shot him in the head

[gaymccarrol]

a b c d e f g

barney is my enemy

stick a rifle up his nose

pull the trigger there he goes

sorry kids barney’s dead

here he is without a head

[korokchan]

You’re all fucked up

[luidilovins]

Barney: *exists*

Adolescents on the playground:

[rodimuses]

The funny thing is i loved barney as a kid xbssbsb and i would get so offended and upset when other kids sang these

[timotaychalamet]

Titanic (1997) dir. James Cameron

[cockkotwica]

[jitterslug]

[lilneckclams-deactivated2019081]

I actually want this for my birthday ngl

[psychoticmist]

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

[tlirsgender]

Me: I love bees :) they’re very important for the ecosystem and they’re cute and make honey

A bee: buzz

Me, shaking and crying: please don’t hurt me

[thepleasuregoblin]

Me: wears a slightly tight shirt

My brain: you look like this

[famderfries]

I actually watched that movie only two days ago

[thepleasuregoblin]

That’s great man.

[ripcstiaalisonsselena-deactivat]

me: i hate violence

also me: *sees a trump supporter*

[roses4pepe]

being a democrat is embarrassing lol

[ripcstiaalisonsselena-deactivat]

i’m a gemini you dumb bitch

[unclelauren]

Whoever said don’t smoke weed has never gotten high while cleaning their house and listening to music.. It’s a show and a therapy session all in one

[mattys1975]