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[jonaswyd-blog]

Aw, thanks Kyls. Means a lot.

[yslkylie]

No problem. So how have you been?

[kendall-bieber-blog]

It’s different when they get things out of literally nothing, it’s another when you two go to events together and shit. But whatever, I apologize. I shouldn’t have assumed.

[yslkylie]

It’s really not, but ok. Whatever, Ken, doesn’t justify anything you said.

[jennerkandids]

March 15, 2016 - Leaving the Staples Center in LA.

[ohdeborah]

❛okay, real talk. Andy Samberg in brooklyn nine nine is probably the best thing that has happened to me.❜

[yslkylie]

... In what? Is that a movie?

[kendall-bieber-blog]

You know what I’ve always wondered? Why is it that people are so confident that everything they read or see in the news is real? If you really believed half that shit that was going on, I’d be pregnant, divorced, dating both Jai and Harry but also seeing Justin again on the down low. You know what else I’ve wondered? You ever think Clifford the Big Red Dog was all just a part of Emily’s imagination and her parents just played along?

[yslkylie]

Says you. You literally came at my neck the other day all because TMZ said something about me and Justin, let’s not forget you also proceeded by calling me a slut and telling me to close my legs. I would shut my mouth if I were you.

[lockhollow]

Almost dying today–, not a cool experience.

[yslkylie]

Obviously. What happened?

[gtglauren-blog]

If two vegans are arguing, is it still considered beef?

[yslkylie]

Well what else would it be called- veggies or some shit?

[jonaswyd-blog]

So, I have a new single coming out soon. I’m getting quite pumped.

[yslkylie]

Can’t wait to heat it, your music is always great.

[yslkylie]

@kyliejenner: I got another puppy 😻😻😻

[gtglauren-blog]

Thanks girl. I’ll be stopping by like every day. I’m sure you have enough guest rooms there for everyone.

[yslkylie]

Sweet, no problem. Yeah, haven’t had a castle tour yet but that’s one thing I’m sure of.

[kendall-bieber-blog]

I’m sure they wouldn’t even mind, it would make people literally flock to the castle even more than they usually do.

[yslkylie]

Disney is about to start making more money at Magic Kingdom with my appearance there. The view of people wanting to see me will be so nice.

[austin-butlerr-deactivated20160]

If you do it, can you cast me as Tinkerbell so I can fly over the King Kyle Kastle every night? I think my life would be complete after that.

[yslkylie]

Oh, my gosh! That’s so cute, we can all just be characters if we want and be in the parade - wow I’m living for this idea.

[jonaswyd-blog]

Why haven’t you taken me to Disney World? I’m sad now.

[yslkylie]

Sorry, new phone, who this?

[gtglauren-blog]

I vote yes to this idea. Then you should let me stay there because that would be a life goal accomplished. I hope you had a good time though and it’s nice to meet you.

[yslkylie]

I got you covered, girl. Feel free to just stop by my crib whenever, there’s a guest room in that place somewhere.

[kendall-bieber-blog]

I swear–, you live there already.

[yslkylie]

I might as well just move in then! It’s official, I’m selling my house and moving into Cinderella’s castle.

[yslkylie]

I highkey think I should move into the castle at Disney World. I should give the name King Kylie more meaning. - But besides that, I’m back from my small trip to Disney and feel like I haven’t seen or spoken to any of you in forever.

[softvulgarlavender]

ohfucker