sunburn: "so i may have stayed out for too long in the sun and now my skin's like mad burned that even healer sen can't heal it properly"
betting: "who do you think will win the horse race?" "i'd say hufflepuff" "yikes don't let the slytherins hear you"
sandcastles competition: "what the bloody hell is that supposed to be?" "azkaban" "you're building azkaban?" "everyone else is doing hogwarts so why not"
arcade: "merlin, you really suck at quidditchify. are you sure you want to become a professional quidditch player?" "hey, i'm hella good at actual quidditch okay? arcade quidditch is just so fucking hard"
snooker: "let's play strip snooker"
table tennis: "hey you're cheating! you so charmed that ball!" "i did no such thing"
surfing: "this is so miami i can't" "miami?"
swimming: "what if there's a shark in the sea?" "bullshit" "well then what's that?"
horror stories time: "what's a camp trip without horror story telling time?" "i'd watch out if i were you, auror wen told me that the ministry has told them to look out for dementors"
karaoke night: "professor fox, this is for you!" *cue what does the fox say plays*
stealing recipes: "do you think the chef will tell me the recipe for this dish" "nah, no chance mate, it's for copyright reasons" "copyright reasons?!" "jamie oliver and all that shit, y'know"
growth spurts: "is it me or did you grow taller" "dude, i'm still the same?" "no you're not i swear you used to be my shoulder height but now you're like gangly and shit"
sand bending: "you wanna try sand bending?" "ooooh let's" "... did you just start a goddamn sandstorm oh fuck"
maps: "... where the fuck are we" "we're lost aren't we" "shut up"