Solsticio de Invierno

Winter is coming...

[orcarriagesthatwork]

I think about this cake every day

[chekhov]

[wildeismsremade-deactivated2019]

[broitsablog]

@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

[dammitperseus]

my friend, if only you knew

[randomfandomteacher]

It’s a very dangerous language to learn

[party-bees-deactivated20181211]

Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.

The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.

[wine-dark-sea]

#now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact

Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.

[shamwowxl]

“is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you: 

[super-metroid]

truly the language of love

[darkestcinema]

renaissance in the 21st century

[hillergoodspeed]

i have been reading and writing a lot of mail lately

[debbie-sketch]

Twitch stream commission

[retrogamingblog2]

Nintendo Characters in Traditional Japanese Art Style made by Ukiyo-e Heroes

[sashosasho]

US Open 2020: Naomi Osaka’s important way to the Title

[stuffedanimalpurse-deactivated2]

me, talking to a dog: you’re soft. are you even aware of your mortality? of course ur not. u pure, wholesome and sentient unselfish being. do u feel that? that’s my heart. i love you. look at those ears. here take my wallet

[fuks]

not to be dramatic but i would die for this cat

[boowoomuu]

UNMUTE THIS, I BEG YOU

[lacefuneral]

[Transcript:]

Cat: Arr-rar! (weird chirp noise)

Cat: [weird mechanical-sounding hiss]

Cat, while licking finger, in a very gravelly voice: Ah mlem-a-mlem-a-mlem-mlem-a-mlem-a-mlem… mrowr rowrrr…

Person holding camera: I love you.

Cat: [hisses]

[itsmochichu]

office au kl 🍔✨ they’re on lunch break!

[debbie-sketch]

Characters inspired in moths patterns. Fashion

[wonhoinamillion]

Tyrannus Basilton Grimm-Pitch

"Baz is standing in front of a full-length mirror, wearing—I swear to Merlin—a flowered suit."

Rainbow Rowell, Wayward Son

[edenalix]

Seventh year, Homework time in the Mummers house's tower...

I've been re reading Carry On and Wayward Son lately... the feeeels ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ @rainbowrowell

Bonus Baz

[divinestrike]

one of my favourite things in the world is casual intimacy. a small hand on your back when you’re in crowded streets. a gentle kick from where they’re sitting across the table. a head on the shoulder, a hand in your hand, a squeeze on the arm as they’re walking past you. and i think maybe love isn’t made up of grand gestures or explosive displays but that it’s made up of the little things. the little things that say i’m here and i care for you and that your life has intertwined so deeply into mine that that there’s no need to think, because casual intimacy comes easy 

[kuntsuragi]

anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

[juniorjewel]

bitch im in bed right now!! how did you know!!

[awesome-cookies-and-cream]

Ya’ll I’m just seriously soft for this boi

And now he’s finally found that someone who actually appreciates him:

ajkshdjldfk I’m so soft don’t touch me!!

[cluelessfanperson]

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