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Tony: Did you know that atoms don’t touch each other? And since we are made of atoms, we’ve never touched anything in our entire lives?
Tony: So to answer your question, no, I didn’t touch that antique and very, very dangerous relic you told me not to touch.
Stephen:
Stephen: Now, what are the three stages of life
Tony: Birth
Peter: What the fuck is this
Harley: Death
Stephen: How do you rate your pain?
Tony: Zero stars.
Stephen: :/
Tony: Would not recommend.
Tony, quickly: newly adopted spider son say what?
Peter: what?
Tony, pulling out the adoption papers: HE SAID YES STEPHEN!
Peter: wait-
Stephen, jumping out of a portal with an ‘it’s a boy’ cake: I’M GOING TO BE A FATHER!
Peter: wait wHAT-
Harley, who’s already gone through the adoption process: just let them do it, Peter.
Tony: It’s too much for me. I’m “Limitless”-ing. I know what’s happening, I’m finally hydrated!
Stephen: I don’t think water makes you jittery.
Pepper: It does if it’s laced with caffeine. You just drank 960 cups of coffee.
Tony: Oh, that esprains why I no talk butter.
Tony: Me having stirk?! *drinks*
Stephen: Why would you drink more?!
Tony: MY BRAIN WANTS ITS FAST JUICE!
Stephen: Especially you, Peter. I expect more from you.
Harley: What, you don’t expect more from me?
Stephen: All I’m hoping for out of you is a haircut.
Stephen: *angrily packs bag*
Tony: babe, what are you doing? What’s wrong?
Stephen: what’s wrong??!
Stephen: I haven’t had ANY attention in - *checks watch* 3 HOURS!!
Steve: You’re in love with Tony.
Stephen: I am not! I just bought him some jewellery to go with his awful fashion sense.
Steve: That’s a wedding ring.
Tony after Peter almost gets killed again: PETER BENJAMIN STARK
Peter:
Peter: STARK?!?!
Tony: *sobbing hysterically* That’s right, I’m adopting you
Peter: *also sobbing hysterically*
Peter *in the car with happy*: can i play some music
Happy: whatever
Peter *picks up a tuba*: do you like veggie tales ?
Tony: *on the phone with Stephen* When you’re back I’ll show you my thing
Tony: Ugh I mean my hardware
Tony: It’s not - I mean my tech
Tony: I’ll hang up now
Pepper: How much sleep did you get last night? Tony: Three hours, believe it or not. Pepper: Straight? Tony: No, bisexual.
Pepper: Tony, can I speak to you for a minute? Tony: Ooh, someone’s in trouble! Tony: It’s me. I don’t know why I did that.
Tony: drinking doesn’t make you cool.
Tony: smoking cigarettes doesn’t make you cool.
Tony: doing drugs doesn’t make you cool.
Tony: you know what does make you cool? Hugging your favorite superhero. So go out there and hug them Peter.
Peter: you could just ask for a hug. Like a normal human being.
Tony: This isn’t about me, Peter. It’s about you. Now let me hug you.
Stephen: Hey Tony- woah
Tony: *sobbing helplessly on the couch*
Stephen, sighing: did the nature documentary mention another bird that mates for life
Tony: *nods, weeping profusely*
Peter: My goal for the rest of this week is to not get into any trouble. Tony: Don’t you mean next week? Peter: No. Tony: But it’s Saturday night. There are only a few hours left in the week. Peter: Exactly! Even I can’t mess this up!
Peter: Remember that plant I thought might be tea? Tony: You didn’t. Peter: I did and it wasn’t.
