do not disturb
that loaf of bread is so aggressive
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The Stonewall Inn
EXPECTATIONS
$LAYYYTER
todays bird
Claire Keane
occasionally subtle

oozey mess

tannertan36
YOU ARE THE REASON
Xuebing Du
Noah Kahan

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hello vonnie

Product Placement
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Doug Jones
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do not disturb
that loaf of bread is so aggressive
During a robbery, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: “Don’t move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you.”
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called “Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking.
When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: “Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!”
This is called “Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do!
When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): “Big brother, let’s count how much we got.”
The older robber rebutted and said: “You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!”
This is called “Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!
After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: “Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”.
This is called “Swim with the tide.” Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!
The supervisor says: “It will be good if there is a robbery every month.”
This is called “Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job.
The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: “We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!”
This is called “Knowledge is worth as much as gold!”
The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery.
This is called “Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take risks!
So who are the real robbers here?
Wow… If you don’t read this, you’re wilding.
Daaaaaamn,
what is white culture
clapping after an airplane lands
Fuck off.
THANK YOU
say it with me kids american people are not the only white people american people are not the only white people! AMERICAN PEOPLE ARE NOT THE ONLY WHITE PEOPLE.
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well it took me about 2 seconds to reblog this
HOLY FUCK
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Ted Cruz isnt laying eggs anymore and hes a losing all his feathers more than normal I’m worried hes sick
Please be more clear that that’s a funny name you gave your chicken
requested by @wasted-young-heart
Valerie Cossette
i love the infinite multiverse theory bc that means there’s a universe where ive pulled every single fire alarm ive ever seen
Friends With Benefits (2011) dir. Will Gluck
i just walked past 2 construction dudes and one of em just said “i don’t think they’re right-handed or left-handed. they’re just dogs.”
“I thought that fighting with means fighting for. But you turn it around.”