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NEVER EVER COMPARE YOURSELF WITH ANYONE ELSE, BECAUSE ONCE YOU DO, YOUR HAPPINESS WILL END. JUST BE YOU. YOU ARE ENOUGH. - MY GRANDMA

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I just want to see great writing + acting again on ahs & ahstories .. it’s been so long

Long Day’s Journey Into Night (2018) dir. Bi Gan

First look at Jessica Lange and Ed Harris as Mary and James Tyrone in Jonathan Kent’s adaptation of Long Day’s Journey Into Night (2023)

Jessica Lange in King Kong (1976)

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Jessica Lange as Cora Papadakis

The Postman Always Rings Twice 1981 ✧ dir. Bob Rafelson

*Goes to extra time*

Croatia NT:

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Weather patterns have me acting unwise

a very big natural stream

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Armin Arlert: Saviour of Humanity

Ever since Erwin’s life was exchanged for Armin’s, Armin has been expected to live up to the former commander’s talents to make that decision worth it.

He has suffered immense pressure, insecurity, and self-hatred at his perceived inadequacy for the task. But in the last few chapters, it has become clear that the decision to save Armin was the right one. He has proven that Eren’s argument for keeping him alive was accurate.

He was, indeed, the one to save humanity. He led the team which prevented the extinction of all peoples outside Paradis.

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My Favorite Jen and Judy Moments From “Dead To Me” (2019-Present)

gay cinema + rückenfigur, part 3. [see: part 1, part 2]

Friedrich is famous for capturing a melancholic solitude through images of lone wanderers at rest in sublime landscapes. But these figures just as often come in pairs, which complicates the sense of absolute isolation often read into these paintings. In Two Men by the Sea, Friedrich depicts two figures seen from behind standing side by side on a barren rocky coast. Their motionless silhouettes gaze independently into a cloudy vortex of sea and sky. But as much as these men are together, they seem to be alone. Their eyes do not meet, nor do they engage in an intimate embrace. The only sense of community or collectivity that their shared experience of nature evokes is one of “being singular plural” … — Nina Amstutz, “Caspar David Friedrich and the Aesthetics of Community”

1. Fire Island (2022) dir. Andrew Ahn 2. Grace and Frankie 1x01 – “The End” (2015) dir. Tate Taylor 3. My Own Private Idaho (1991) dir. Gus Van Sant 4. A Girl At My Door (2014) dir. July Jung 5. Lovesong (2016) dir. So Yong Kim 6. Dead to Me 1x01 – “Pilot” (2019) dir. Amy York Rubin 7. Feel Good 2x06 (2021) dir. Luke Snellin 8. The Haunting of Bly Manor 1x04 – “The Way It Came” (2020) dir. Liam Gavin 9. Your Name Engraved Herein (2020) dir. Liu Kuang Hui 10. Hacks 2x05 – “Retired” (2022) dir. Paul W. Downs

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Astronaut Mark Kelly smuggled a gorilla suit into the ISS, without telling the rest of the crew

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My favourite incident like this was the Skylab 4 mission, where the crew arrived at the empty station, only to find several people already inside, to their great alarm. Upon investigating, they realized the intruders were wearing the Skylab 3 mission patches… and were also just dummies the Skylab 3 crew had made and left there without telling anyone, specifically to fuck with the next team.

Can you imagine entering a supposedly empty space station and seeing this? Fucking terrifying. I love it.

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I’m just impressed that, in an environment where weight and available resources are so carefully accounted for, people still find windows to pull bullshit like this.

Never forget, Space Gorilla Mark Kelly is Arizona’s senate representative 2 terms running

US Elevation.

by @cstats1

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man the Appalachian mountains really aren’t shit huh

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The Rockies are new, young and virile and fresh from the Laramide orogeny, tall and lanky teenagers on the geological scale. the Appalachian mountains are old, formed hundreds of millions of years ago before dinosaurs walked the Earth. They are ancients, elders, witnesses to half a billion years of life coming and going. To be tall is not a virtue. To be small is not a sin. The Appalachians are eroding under the weight of time, slowly shrinking and returning to the Earth from which they sprang. Appreciate them while they are still here.

I do want to say real quick again about the age of the Appalachians…

They said “before dinosaurs,” but we have a cave here that began forming between 450 million to 550 million years ago.

There are no bones in that cave. No fossils. No nothing.

That’s because this cave began forming before bones existed on land, and had only just started to exist in the ocean. Shellfish hadn’t evolved yet. Limestone, which forms many caves, was just starting to become a more prevalent rock.

The mountains aren’t older than dinosaurs. They are older than bones.

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see that little lump up at the top of minnesota? the sawtooth mountains? so small most places would just call them hills?

those are over a billion years old.

that’s why they’re so small. they’re the last ancient remnants of a lava flow 5 miles thick. the lava didn’t kill any dinosaurs. or any fish. or any animals at all. because there were no animals. you know what there was?

algae.

those mountains were 5 miles tall when the most advanced life on earth was algae.

so i’m just gonna go ahead and keep calling them mountains, even though all you need to climb them is hiking shoes and a nice afternoon. because a place where you can crouch down and touch basalt that was lava before leaves were invented deserves some respect.

The earth is unfathomably ancient, and you garner no love from her when you insult her eldest children.

not only that, the Appalachians predate the Atlantic Ocean and were fragmented. they stretch across three continents, as Atlas in Africa and Caledonians in Europe as you can see here:

the Appalachians are way way old. the fossils that ARE found in these ranges are ancient marine beings, whose fossil remains predate the anatomical structures of beings migrating to land for the first time. THAT’S how old the Appalachians are.

show the elders some respect, they have witnessed eons and are returning to the land from which they grew, it’s the kind of the passage of time on a scale that our human lives could not even begin to comprehend.

*deep breath in*

So are you telling me that… life is old there?

Younger than the m–

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8 billion humans on Earth

8 billion artists, 8 billion storytellers, 8 billion siblings, 8 billion lovers, 8 billion tool users, 8 billion people

congratulations, i think

happy 8 billion, everybody.

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8 billion, and me

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