lazy girl.

a blog for my crippling fandom nonsense.

[mysteryho1238138798223789-deact]

i love this hot topic advertising so much

[danisontnonfire]

I THOUGHT THIS WAS A SIMS 4 ADVERT

[lunarmelody13]

I’d like to think that the five of them are best friends. Like they hang out, go to movies, hold each other’s birthday parties, and love each other unconditionally. When dude bro friend gets excited about the Super Bowl, they all go to his place with chips and drinks and watch the game. When blonde girl gets excited about the next Grey’s Anatomy finale, they go to her house with tissues and chocolate and watch the finale. And when goth friend says “this concert looks marginally less depressing than most of the garbage in my life,” they know he’s SUPER excited and they all ride together to the concert and party with him. Yes. I like this.

[yourshipsaregross-blog]

They love their goth friend

[bluegrasscountry-deactivated201]

“What did you think of the cookies goth friend?” “They momentarily distracted me from the futility of life” “Super!”

[lunarmelody13]

bluegrasscountry gets me XD

[hiraethy]

“who do u think u are”

me:

[weloveshortvideos]

[burya-friend]

This is it, this is my favorite video of all time

[bituinsalupa]

LMAO I LOVE HIM

[fygina]

hereisgina: Merry Christmas from me, Joe and the monkey that bit me! Here on this hill the monkeys run free and it’s an insane experience. I liked him, he liked me and so he took a small bit outta me. I’m cool with it. #4MoreRabiesShotsToGo

[yumathepuma-blog]

fer yer lil bites

[theinturnetexplorer]

[violent-darts]

This is particularly sweet because that wolf almost undoubtedly didn’t have a pack. He was lonely. And then he wasn’t lonely: he had all the weird little squished stunted-development wolves and their weird bipedal not-wolves!

[garbageshepard-deactivated20200]

i am ugly crying like snot just avalanched out of my face i love dogs

[skygenders]

I don’t even know where to begin with this clickbait 

[crawfordtillinghast]

Preacher

[adulthoodisokay]

[source]

[khealywu]

this is so bad this is the worst thing

[enrique262]

City storm siren, location unknown.  

[myexternalmemory]

I’ve got this saved in my writing inspiration folder.

It’s shot in Chicago. Fucking terrifying.

[randal-mcmandal]

Nightmare fuel

[kasaron]

That’s just…fall in chicago. Like you see this any day it’s suddenly cold and a bank of fog rolls in. Happens all the time.

[goo-goo-babies]

are you trying to tell me that’s not fucking silent hill

[kasaron]

I mean, it is Chicago, so, you’re about half there.

Seriously, the whole city is a cryptid.

[yumathepuma-blog]

You forgot THIS one

[cheekyposelenets]

[kimskew]

When you party on New Years Eve and realize that you’re still alive and now have to go back to facing the same old shit as last year.

[dat-soldier]

Snow Plowers: We need a way to gently remind people to move their cars so we can remove the snow from the streets efficiently.

Montreal: ＳＥＮＤ  ＴＨＥ  ＦＵＣＫ  ＴＲＵＣＫＳ

Montreal: 

[dat-soldier]

It’s that time of the year again folks

[drownedduck]

… people get WARNINGS?! Down here it’s don’t park or risk the tow!

[h3rblkw1ngs]

The vast majority of Canadian cities have winter parking bans. This storm may have happened before the ban started for the year, maybe that’s why they’re getting a warning shot.

[wingsofblue]

[thebestoftumbling]

[letmefeelmyoats]

UNMUTE THIS

[jakeiola]

THIS IS TOO PERFECT

[leightum]

Traveling back to 2011

[oswinstark]

“So you’re from the future” “The year 2016″ “So the world’s not gunna end in 2012!” “Ha! Well, you’re gunna wish it did”

[bonjour-manger-bitte]

I feel like this is gonna be one of those jomes that get funnier with age like its ginna be just as relavent in 2020 as it is now

[thecommonchick]

[kimskew]

Look at this man. Fucking beautiful he is…