(In)Correct Yumenosaki

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Kaoru: You know what? We're clever too. You're not the only one.

Keito: Then what's the difference between a gamete and a zygote?

Chiaki: Don't fall for it, Hakaze, he's just making up words!

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Adonis: Hakaze-senpai just created a group chat called 'Kaoru's Surprise Party'and then left. I'm feeling a lot of emotions but mostly respect.

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Hajime: Alright, let's do this! [softly cracks knuckles]

Tomoya: Wow, your knuckles are quiet.

Hajime: They're polite.

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Souma: I've actually never been in a snowball fight before.

Adonis: Really...?

Souma: I don't even know the rules. Is there a point system, or is it... t-to death?

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Shinobu: Do you blow your food when it's too hot or do you just hafshafshafhah til you can chew it?

Tetora: Oh hafshafshafhah for sure. I'm no coward.

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[In the Trickstar groupchat]

Yuuki: i'm learning the ukledeje!

Yuuki: ukelsfh*

Hokuto: take your time

Yuuki: ukalalla*

Yuuki: ukelella*

Yuuki: ...

Yuuki: mini guitar

Mao: there you go

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Ritsu: Listen! Maa-kun and I are no longer friends!!!

Mao: What the fuck Ritsu that’s a terrible way to announce that we’re dating

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Mitsuru: [pushing on a door that says pull]

Tomoya: [filming] Push harder!!

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*at the police station*

Madara: I'm here for my idiots

Officer: Who are your idiots?

Madara: You must be new here

Izumi, Kaoru, Chiaki a.k.a Sanbaka: Madara! Took you long enough

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Subaeu: Class 2-B challenged us to a water balloon fight

Natsume: I'm iN!

Subaru: Cool, nice!

Natsume: Just waiting for the water to boiL

Subaru: NO—

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Leo: Okay we gotta get through this locked door, Tsukasa, give me your credit card.

Tsukasa: Here.

Leo, pocketing it: Cool. Sena, kick the door down.

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Mademoiselle:

Shu:

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Koga: [accidentally hits Adonis]

Koga: [tries to decide whether to say "are you okay?" or "i'm so fucking sorry"]

Koga: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?????

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Hinata: In Shrek, how did the donkey and the dragon do 'it'?

911 Operator: Sir, this is a line for emergenc—

Hinata: I don't care because my twin wants to kno— SHUT UP YUUTA I'M ASKING HIM

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Rei: Koga sneezed and I accidentally said 'shut the fuck up' instead of 'bless you’

Adonis: Ok but how did you accidentally say 'shut the fuck up'???

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Subaru: Yeet

Trickstar:

Subaru: Yeeted

Subaru: Yoot

Subaru: Yote

Subaru: Yeeten

Subaru: Yute

Subaru: Yate

Subaru: Yeets'd've

Hokuto: Fucking stop that

Mao, sobbing: No, let him finish

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Tsumugi: WHY GOD HAS ABANDONED US

Natsume: Was God ever be with you tho

Tsumugi: Oh shit you right