Just a little introductory post to set some boundaries and let you know what you're in for! This will be updated over time.
This is a KINK BLOG. If you're 17 and younger, please do not interact with my posts! You will be blocked if I catch you. No age blogs will be blocked if I feel suspicious of you!!
I am a switch, I perfer being a sub when it comes to farting. Though, I think it'd be fun to fart on someone from time-to-time :)
My DMs are open!! Feel free to chat with me!
@ajisrllygassy <33
Stuff I will post about:
Eprocto/Eruptcophilia (farts, burps)
Women (I love women)
Respectful asks
Yearning
My farts/burps (when I do get gassy)
Stomach noises/gurgles
Praise <3
Fictional gas stories
Stuff I will not post:
Scat
Piss
Emeto
Weight talk
Disrespectful asks
Degradation :(
Boundaries:
No heavy flirting (compliments and banter are fine! Just don’t be super creepy please!)
No asking for specific fart requests
No face or body images/videos of me
Please don’t come into my DMs hitting heavy, let’s have a convo first!
DO NOT follow me if you are a proshipper, zoophile, pedophile, ect!!
If you have any more suggestions on what I should put here, feel free to let me know!
As per request, I managed to snag one of my roommate's hello kitty plushies to fart on while she wasn't home. I honestly would've made this a much longer video, but after I smelled the plush on the last fart, I realized I would definitely need to wash it if I kept going. Barely a minute of me gassing it out and it smelled like someone threw it in a container of old rotted veggies
hey dude i wanna do a fart rp but im 14 is that still ok?
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
This blog is NOT for minors and I ask you to please stop looking at my blog. I feel very uncomfortable knowing that not only adults are looking at what I reblog and post.
Ugghhhhhh I could really go for some fart rp rnnnnn
If you rp and have a fart fetish you should hit me up ;) though, just be aware that I only do it with ocs and not with fictional characters that already exist!
// Fart Fetish, Bloating, Secret huffing, wlw/nlw, enemies to friends(?)
Perle did not want anything to do with the land. She has a perfectly good home underwater in the sea, she had no need to touch grass. Until she was denied from her dream school.
Ever since she was young, her parents strived for her to be the best. Anything below an A in any subject made her parents flip out. It was exhausting, but she enjoyed a good challenge. Perle pushed herself to be the best in everything, from beauty to brawn to brains. She was a triple threat. Never mind the fact that she didn’t have any friends. And REAL friends. All of them surrounded her because she was pretty, not likable. After graduation they all left her to move onto better things. But Perle couldn’t care less about them.
She immediately applied to her dream school, RBA, Reef Barrier Academy. They were the top school in all of the sea, she had no doubt in her mind that she would be accepted. Her parents wanted her to go to GVU, Golden Valley University. A land school. Perle objected, getting into an argument with her parents. GVU was supposedly better than RBA, but she didn’t believe it. A land school could never benefit her! Her parents made a stand that they wouldn’t pay for her schooling if she didn’t go to GVU.
She didn’t like it, but she was stuck. All her life she dreamed about Reed Barrier Academy and how she would be surrounded by her people. But she needed her parents’ support to get through school. She hesitantly came up with the compromise that if she were denied from RBA, she would go to GVU. Her parents happily agreed. After months and months of waiting for a letter of acceptance, Perle was met with the words she regretted reading the most. “Thank you for applying to Reef Barrier Academy! We’re sorry to inform you that you have not been accepted into our program.” Her heart sank, her world crumbling around her. She told her parents who celebrated instead on consoling their daughter. Who was heartbroken.
Now, Perle sits into her single bed dorm, feeling a sense of doom as she stares at her feet. No longer adorning her smooth scaled tail like she had just a week ago. Her parents helped her move in before leaving her on her own. She sighs, grabbing her backpack before going over to her mirror to check herself out. She’s wearing her favorite dress with her favorite hairstyle. A blue dress that matches her eyes with a half-up-half-down look duel pigtails. She feels cute, and that’s what counts.
She steps outside her dorm room, almost immediately getting run over by a running werewolf. The wind from their run shocks her for a moment, messing with her perfect hair. She scoffs, fixing her hair quickly before walking to her first class. Chemistry of Monster Relations. It sounded like a bunch of shit to her. But it was a required coarse. As she walks she can feel eyes of adoring new fans following her. She could help but smirk before remembering where she was a scowling softly. Breathing air felt unnatural.
Perle walks into the class, surprised to see some other students as she was 20 minutes early. She doesn’t care, sitting up at the front. Time passes as more and more students file in. Ranging from vampires to mummies, sea monsters to werewolves, she has never seen these monsters before in one room. It made her nervous. But she didn’t dare show it. It’s a minute before class starts before a thing made of slime stumbles into the class looking frazzled. Though, she masks it with a smile as some people chuckle. Perle stares at her with wide eyes, unsure what kind of monster she is. And to Perle’s look, the slime sits right next to her.
“Gosh, didn’t think I’d make it!” The slime giggles, making Perle blink at xem confused. The slime looks back at her, smiling. “Hi! I’m-“ “Hello class!” The slime is interrupted by the professor, who begins his lesson. Perle gets out a note book and pen, labeling it for the class in impressive cursive. “Woah, you’re really good!” Slime smiles as she whispers to Perle, leaning over to look. Perle pulls her notebook away from her, looking at xer confused before ignoring xer and paying attention to the lecture.
Midway through the lecture, the slime slides over a note to Perle. ‘My name is GBÆP! What’s yours?’ Perle glances at it before sliding it back. GBÆP goes to read it, but frowns at the lack of response. Xe looks at Perle for a moment before leaving her alone for the rest of the class.
The class doesn’t last very long, as it’s only the first day. Perle gathered her things in a practiced motion, making sure not to drop anything. Still getting used to the gravity of the land. Perle goes to leave, but GBÆP stands in her way. “What’s your name??” Perle can’t help but scoff, “Perle. Goodbye.” Perle moves past xer, letting out a frustrated sigh as GBÆP watches her. She then smiles, “See you next time, Perle!!”
Luckily, the class is only 3 days of the week. Still too many times to see her. Perle tries to avoid her, sitting in a different seat for the rest of the week, but GBÆP continues to sit next to her. ‘Can’t she take a hint?’ Perle thinks as she side-eyes the slime girl. Her eyes begin to trail her body, noticing xe’s curves. How her jean shorts seem to barely fit her hips and backside. ‘What gives her the right to dress like that?’ Perle huffs as she looks back at the board. As she tries to concentrate, she hears a small yet sloppy growl come from GBÆP. Glancing over to notice xe squirming slightly and a strained frown. Her eyes can’t help but fall onto her stomach, which is very noticeably bloated and upset. If Perle thought those shorts didn’t fit her before, they definitely don’t now. Perle decides to ignore it for now, as class ends. As Perle is packing, GBÆP uncharacteristically gets up quickly, “Sorry- I gotta go! Bye!!” Without another word, xe quickly waddles out of the lecture hall with xer stuff. It confuses Perle, but she shrugs it off. Not like she cares.
A few weeks go by, GBÆP continues to sit next to Perle in the class, trying to talk to her. Perle doesn’t budge much, but the more GBÆP annoys her, the more she slips. By the end of the 5th week they’re both quietly bickering in the back of the class. GBÆP does it for fun while Perle is genuinely annoyed by xer presence. When the 6th week rolls around, the class is assigned a partner project. Perle begs to not be assigned to GBÆP, but she’s recently been out of luck. GBÆP smiles at her as they are partnered up for the project. Perle rolls her eyes. “Can I get your number??” Perle turns to her, a bit shocked. “Excuse me?” “For the project! So we can communicate easily!” Perle stares at xer like xe had just asked the most absurd question. “I… fine. But if you text me about anything else, I’m blocking you, got it?” GBÆP giggles. “Okay!” Perle takes GBÆP’s surprising futuristic phone. “Woah.. what model is your phone??” “Hm? Oh! Mother Flub gave me that when I left to come here!” “… You don’t know the model?” “Nope!” Perle blinks at her before sighing and inputting her number into xer phone. They part ways, GBÆP waving to her with a smile while Perle stands there confused.
The weekend rolls around, Perle was planning on doing all of the work for the project herself, but the task is a lot bigger than she expected. A text from GBÆP catches her attention, making her roll her eyes. ‘Hey! Wanna meet up to work on the project??’ Perle debates in her mind about it, really against the idea. But some help would be nice. She reluctantly texts xer back. ‘Okay. Where should we meet?’ ‘Let’s meet at the library!! They have sound proof study rooms!!’ ‘Okay.’ Perle wishes she didn’t have to leave her room, but it’s better than struggling even more.
GBÆP stands at the front of the library, waiting for Perle. When xe sees her walking up, a smile spreads across her face. “I managed to reserve a room for us!” Perle rolls her eyes. “As long as you don’t distract me.” “Oh- sure! We’ll focus!” The two of them head inside, GBÆP leading her to their reserved room. Perle closes the door behind her before putting her things down. “I started already, I’ll send you the document.” “Already? It’s not due until 2 weeks from now!!” Perle raises an eyebrow at xer. “Aren’t we here to work on that very project?” GBÆP would blush if xe had blood. “Hehe, yeah I guess so!”
The two of them settle into a rhythm of researching, occasionally updating each other on their progress and asking each other questions. GBÆP throws in a few jokes, getting Perle to at least smile. As the room falls silent, the sound of sloppy growling can be heard. Perle raises an eyebrow at xer. “What was that?” “Hm? Oh, that was my stomach! Seems that bean burrito I had for lunch is catching up with me, hehe!” Perle looks at her confused before shaking her head and getting back to work. Though, the silence is stopped abruptly as GBÆP lets out a drawn out wet burp that she finishes after a few seconds with a sigh and a giggle. “Excuse me!” Perle stares at her, gobsmacked. How could she produce such a noise? Perle has never heard anything like that in her life under the water. GBÆP notice her staring at tilts xer head curiously. “What? Is there something on my face?” Perle blinks, her cheeks turning a light blue as blood rushes to her face. “Uh- no. No, you’re fine.” Perle forces her eyes back onto her computer. GBÆP shrugs.
It’s not long until GBÆP’s stomach growls once again, unsatisfied with one messily burp. Though, she’d hate to make Perle uncomfortable by farting in front of her. But xe can’t hold it in much longer, gently squirming in her chair. Perle is too focused to notice this time. GBÆP frowns as her bloated stomach presses against her Jean shorts, begging to be released. GBÆP glances at Perle before reaching down and gently unbuttoning xer Jean shorts. Xe unzips them quietly as her very bloated stomach tumbles out of it. She lets out a sigh of relief before attempting to focus again, but it’s no use. Xe sneakily uses one of xer hands to message her stomach, bracing as she feels a gas bubble make its way down to her large backside. In the middle of the comfortable silence, a very wet sloppy fart errupts from GBÆP’s ass like a firework on the 4th of July.
Perle raises her head to watch her in shock as the fart drones on for way too long and way too loud. But GBÆP can’t care enough in this moment, as her back is arched and xer eyes close from the much needed relief. As the fart drones on, Perle can feel her whole face heat up with a light blue hue as a knot grows in her lower stomach. She’s never heard anything like this before. It’s so.. brash, disgusting, and… hot. Perle can’t help but feel turned on from this. She’s never experienced anything like this before, her thighs squeezing together in an attempt to stop herself from becoming horny. But it’s too late.
The fart comes to a very sloppy finish, GBÆP letting out a soft moan of relief before smiling at Perle innocently. “Gosh.. my stomach is a wreck right now! I’m sorry about that, I just couldn’t hold it in anymore!” Perle goes to reply after a moment, before the smell hits her. Rotten meat and spice. It smells fucking awful. Though, Perle can’t help but inhale it secretly. “It’s.. um. I’ve never heard that before. From anyone. Ever.” She isn’t sure how to react or feel. She sits completely still. GBÆP notices this and frowns. “Oh no, does it smell?? My roommate says my farts smell after I eat, but I don’t have a sense of smell, so I don’t know what it smells like!” GBÆP looks at her with a guilty look, but to her shock, Perle shakes her head. “No! No, i-it smells um… fine. It’s okay.” Perle squirms in her seat as she looks away, not used to lying. GBÆP smiles at her. “Really?? Oh, that’s a relief! Oh- do you mind if I let some gas out then? It’s really bothering me..” Perle, quicker than before, shakes her head. “No, go ahead. I don’t mind.”
Those were her famous last words as GBÆP continued to fill the room with her toxic gas. But Perle was loving every second of it. She doesn’t know what this feeling is, but she’s enjoying it as she secretly huffs GBÆP’s gas. Daring not to touch herself, which she so desperately craves. GBÆP’s farts get even sloppier and worse to smell as her stomach empties, her moans becoming music to Perle’s fins. She almost moaned with xer, but restricted herself. After an hour and a half, Perle was feeling loopy from the gas she had been huffing secretly. GBÆP smiles happily as her stomach is no longer bothering her. GBÆP begins to pack up, buttoning her jeans. “Well, I felt like we got a lot done!” “Mhmm..~” Perle responds while slowly closing her laptop and packing at a slow speed. GBÆP looks at her, confused, but doesn’t question it. Instead, xe asks something else. “Want to study again tomorrow?” “Y-yes please!” Perle looks up at her with a desperate face, shocking GBÆP. Perle catches herself quickly, clearing her throat and stuffing her bag with hurry. “Uh- I mean, sure. I don’t mind.” GBÆP giggles. “Okay! Is tomorrow good?” “M-Mhm.” GBÆP claps her hands excitedly. “Great! See you tomorrow!” GBÆP goes to leave the room, turning back to Perle. “Oh, and I’ll make sure to eat something good and filling!” Xe winks at her, which makes her face burst into blue flames before leaving her in the gas filled room.
Okay, I’ve come up with an unlikely friend for GBÆP hehe, this is Perle! She is a type of mermaid who is amphibious! Perle is a serious type of girl, not being one for humor as she grew up in a strict household under the sea of the planet (name pending)
Her parents encouraged her to a prestigious school on land, but she resisted, until she was denied from her dream under water school and was accepted into the land university, she wasn’t happy about it, but she went anyway!
That’s how her and GBÆP through a mutual class, eventually being paired up for a project, where Perle not only discovers that GBÆP isn’t as annoying as she thought, but that she has a fart fetish as well :)
I definitely want to write a story of these two now hehe
I’m thinking of giving GBÆP a friend to sit and fart on.. Xe (GBÆP uses she/xe pronouns!) is friendly with everyone so it might take me some thinking, if you have an suggestions I’d love to hear them! Monster girls only tho please 🙏
That slime gal is so cute! I love how sweet she is ^^
Yes!! I’d like to think that when Shes farting in someone’s face she looks back and asks, “How was that one? I could feel you pressing into me for more hehe!” While giving you a smile, even wiggling her ass to make you sink in deeper 😋
If you guys are interested/curious about GBÆP don’t be afraid to ascend asks!! Maybe even a story suggestion? Oooo I’d loveee to write and oc x oc with someone else’s oc 😋
A couple of clips of me managing to gas out my roomie's pillow. I actually managed to compile nearly 13 minutes of footage, which can be bought exclusively for those who are interested in seeing the full video (DM me for details) :3c
By the time I was done this thing reeked of nothing by sulfur and really bad lunch meat 😵💫
I came up with this alien girl idea a couple of months ago and I just love her soooo much !! She’s a slime girl who farts the most wettest and sloppiest farts ever due to her being made of slime 😵💫 her name is GBÆP but most people call her Gloop or GB
She’s very friendly and tends to not make a huge deal of when she farts, even if it’s the nastiest thing you’ve ever heard in your life hehe her farts don’t smell much as it’s usually just air that she’s swallowed, but whenever she eats fast or greasy food, that’s when she begins to stink <3
She’s asexual but not sex repulsed, if she found out you or any of her friends had a fart fetish, she would gladly fart for you, suffocating you in her ass cheeks just to let you have some fun~ She’d even eat a bunch of junk food to make it smell for you <3 what does she get out of this? A free meal and some quality time with a friend!
Fun fact, that dark spot in her midriff is her stomach and you can see the air bubbles as they move down or up in her body :)
(I made her with an app called MosterGirlMaker 2!)
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