Hi, I'm Little Mac but you probably already knew that. My pronouns are He/Him though I don't really care tbh.
I have no idea why but one of the higher-ups at the WVBA said I should make an account to help promote myself. Why they're trusting me with this instead of hiring someone more professional is beyond me. I'm just going along with this just to see how this will go.
Ooc section:
Howdy, @thatrockcreature42 here. Made a new Little Mac roleplay account because I accidentally deleted the old one. I'll use any pronouns so don't worry about what you have to refer to me as.
Pfp is a low quality screenshot from Doobus Goobus' Punch-Out animation.
This goes without saying but please refrain from any asks related to NSFW or shipping Mac with any of the characters, he's canonically 17 and I really hope I don't have to explain why that would be weird at best.
This is just junk I think would be in the game if John was a real character. LM = Little Mac. TD = Title Defense. This was inspired by Star Mika from the last ask. (❗️Very long post❗️)
Stance: Switch Stance.
Moves:
Jab left: John throws a left-handed jab towards LM. Can be blocked high or dodged. Indicated by a head tilt to the left.
Jab right: The same as the left-handed jab but with his right hand. Indicated by a head tilt to the right.
Right Hook: John does a right-handed hook. Can only be dodged. Usually done after a jab. Indicated by a stance switch/shoulder roll.
Uppercut: The move is indicated by John tilting his chin upward before performing the move. This is an opportunity for LM to throw in a star punch. If he doesn't then it can only be dodged.
Signature move, Tan Yer Hide: This is where John strings together a right or left jab, then two crosses, and finally an uppercut. Before this move is used John playfully says "Ya better watch yer head, kid!"
Signature move, Cow Punchin': This move is only seen in TD mode. LM has to dodge all four moves that John does but all of these moves are random. Thankfully, these are all telegraphed moves. This move is telegraphed by John saying "It looks like it's wranglin' time!".
Intro theme: Draw! (West of Loathing).
Punch-Out theme: The normal theme but instead played with an acoustic guitar and a pair of silver spoons.
Knockdown: John will stumble back, hit the ropes, then fall forward. If he gets back up then he'll keep his head down, adjust his hat, then look back up before getting back into the fight.
TKO: John will fly backwards as his hat is knocked off his head. He'll turn around just as his face is about to be shown before falling over onto his stomach, his hat gently landing next to him.
Agro: The only way to Agro John is to fling his hat away and show his face, similarly to Don Flamenco and his toupee. This will result in John's next move always being his signature move.
Entry: John will wave to the crowd before focusing on LM. He'll cheerfully say "Well, isn't this gonna be one hell of a fight?"
Entry TD: John tips his hat to LM, muttering "Well, it's time for ya to mosey on outta here. I've a belt to win." all will a determined but still smug smile on his face.
Victory: John faces the crowd, waving his arms while cheerfully hollering. He'll then go over to LM and ask "Heh, you alright there?"
Victory TD: John puts the belt on and gives a solitary wave to the crowd before crouching down next to LM and saying "Yer plenty good at fightin'. Keep it up!".
Intermission 1: John looks around the arena, leaning back on his chair with his arms behind his head.
Intermission 2: John has his hat pulled down over his eyes and his head resting against the peg (or whatever it's called) in his corner.
Quotes:
Selected: "Howdy, partner!"
Contender intro: "Let's have a civil match, now."
TD intro: "Stubborn lil' runt ain't ya? I admire that!"
Attacking Quotes:
Jabs: "Got ya!"
Hook: "Look out!"
Uppercut: "Try this one!"
Tan Yer Hide: "Ya better watch yer head, kid!"
Cow Punchin': "It looks like it's wranglin' time!"
Miss Quotes:
"Dang nabbit!"
"Shoot!"
"Try again!"
"What the-?!"
Star Punch Quotes:
"OW!"
"Watch it now!"
Star Punch missed Quotes:
"Haha!"
"Nice try!"
Intermission:
"Ya got this, kid!"
"Come on, you can hit harder than that."
"I'll make ya inta leather, kid!"
"I can't wait to get back to trainin'."
Intermission TD:
"You again? Yer a pain in my chaps, ya know that?"
"I'm doing this fer you, ma!"
"There's hell waitin' to be raised, try harder!"
"Ya know, I'm rather impressed with ya."
Trivia:
John is from a ranch in Pine Bluff, Arkansas.
He's watched a bunch of westerns as a kid and is obsessed with the role of mysterious but honor-bound cowboy.
He got into boxing due to his parents oftentimes watching matches from the WVBA.
John is a great cook and baker, making food for those he likes the most.
He's friends with Piston Hondo, Bear Hugger, Disco Kid, and Soda Popinski. He's trying to befriend Super Macho Man, Bald Bull, Aran Ryan, Great Tiger, and Von Kaiser.
I'm losing interest in anything bit by bit. Art is boring, my favorite food and drinks aren't desireable, my favorite archery bow string is wrecked, and I didn't feel or see any spark anymore.
By the way Little Mac dooflr from long loooong time ago
@therealaranryan, would you like to explain to the chat why I saw you carrying a box will no less than 10 feral raccoons into the break room? Asking because the referee is currently being mauled to death after he tried to stop them from stealing his lunch, and I have no idea how to stop them.