Bweema :D

19 Years Old CANT YOU HEAR THE PLANET CRYIN >:[

[clmntne]

i Need markiplier to know iron lung is trending on tumblr but specifically because people are shipping him with ryan gosling

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

omg you people can do anything

[balo-badartist]

FD brainworm wip

[gh0st-patr0l]

Wrestlers ar WAIT WHAT THE FUCK

POST CANCELLED. THE GOLF COURSE ACROSS THE STREET BLEW UP

[gh0st-patr0l]

HELLO????

[puppybeargf]

[nucleosynthetic-deactivated2021]

why is bob short for robert

[myutsuumoved-deactivated2014052]

how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?

[wivernryder]

How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?

[myutsuumoved-deactivated2014052]

you ask him nicely

[aimozz]

you ask him nicely

[tinyemobitch]

i have been waiting for yEARS FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

[ryanashle-deactivated20151211]

There’s a kid in my class named Richard Hunter

[stormfire710]

Dick Hunter

[oh-hey-its-harry-the-ghostie-boi]

aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[zzombiehoundd]

I had a teacher in high school named Richard Butcher…

[no-one-offical]

[thewolfwaitsbelow]

Robert -> Rob -> Bob

William -> Willy -> Billy

Richard -> Rick -> Dick

Charles -> Chuck-> Fuck

[identitycroissant-tm]

The irony is no one wants to fuck Charles.

[chalkrub]

actually……1 more thing because I realised I haven’t posted this yet. the best & worst piece of art I’ve ever made - 3D shark called biscuit that I modelled for a class a few years ago. toiled on him for hours, cried over him, went on a journey with him. still failed the class. he haunts me to this day

[chalkrub]

LMFAO hell yeah give biscuit 2000 notes. why the fuck not. are you seeing this professor? are you seeing what my “failed” experiment has achieved

[chalkrub]

i want to turn off reblogs for this post but it’d feel like taking biscuit out back and shooting him in the head. so instead i just hover my cursor over the button like i’m gently tensing my finger against the trigger of my 4 gauge shotgun while biscuit is staring at me with his soulful lack of eyes

[qin-qin16]

God is testing me and im not one of his brave soldiers

[probuccalfat]

it’s fucking wild because one day you’re like i guess i’m not dying tragically young and you go to the store and you buy dental floss, ingredients for soup, and a bath mat

[bonesbeetle]

there's a stage in sandwich consumption where it's falling to pieces & you're desperately cupping it in your hands & it's like this poor wounded animal that is covered in mustard & wants to die

[neonprotagonist]

Girls Scouts encounter Bigfoot the most frequently. Part of their oath is to keep him a secret because he’s very kind and makes up 30% of their revenue due to his fervent love for thin mints.

[hlahlahlahlahly]

As a Girl Scout leader, I am telling you that this is NOT true, and any former girl scout that says it is, should think about what they are saying and what oaths they may have sworn in the past

[greentrickster]

If you don’t live by the Girl Scout Law, you’ll die by it.

[guooey]

[soggy-fishsticks]

[yxnderebxnny]

i'm gonna eat this whole and you can't stop me.

[dormouseking]

i told my friend’s dad that he was hot (it was in context with the conversation, he was complaining that he was feeling old, etc), and he said a very genuine thank you and the conversation moved on to other topic, my friend was now talking about something else entirely when his dad goes

“i think if i were born in your generation i might have been bisexual”

and friend got kinda mad at me lmao

[that-twink-over-there]

Fuck his dad

[mananabuffins]

Fuck his dad

[penumant]

Fuck his dad

[emilynyaaa]

Fuck his dad

[yesnowhatno]

sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.

[animentality]

[kifaprokumiv]

This was my reward for finishing work

[caprart1]

I love it when the blond guy witnesses horrors unimaginable and pretends to be nonchalant by saying "I don't dance" but then proceeds to absolutely shred up the dance floor

Fuck look at him go

And then he witnesses more horrors