i have $3

[awwww-cute]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

it’s like i always say: fuck

[theocseason4]

Those are cute jeans

You’re cute jeans

Those are mine?

No

Oh I thought you said “your cute jeans”

I did

Those are my jeans?

By Rupi Kaur

[deathcarpets-deactivated2019042]

phone games blocking out your clock in the UI is like how casinos don’t have any windows send tweet

[jongyyy]

[valkyriesdottir]

[bob-belcher]

[valvala-deactivated20141226]

[shencomix]

[z-nita]

me: *looks out the window*

me: when will my online purchases arrive

[saturnribbon]

[babyanimalgifs]

[imthelesbian-archive-deactivate]

[dyrtydyke]

LG🐝T

[kittensnax]

[bpdritsu]

when your friend Mark forgets to return the worms he borrowed from you

[lagoonhag]

if ur secretly in love with me u should tell me

not because those feelings might be reciprocated but because its really good for my ego