[nyacromancey]

for rp purposes, you can take a gander at my rp and writing-oriented blog over on @internecare

[bugmuscle]

beautiful, sexy, powerful and smart women named SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING are attempting to contact me

[notahorseindisguise]

whay are we all up tooo

[charl0ttan]

my sippie.

[dilfhamlet]

[dilfhamlet]

the literal only funny tags on this entire post

[fandaniel]

my tip for being disabled and cooking is become addicted to tin foil and the oven and buy a rice cooker

[temporalreverie]

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[temporalreverie]

Alright since a lot of ppl seem really confused I wanted to answer a question I saw in the tags

....hi 👋

[lakevida]

help i just heard the worst most heterosexual hallmark movie retail playlist ass song ever and i was thinking this is like if tswift was worse and right at that moment my 60 year old bostonian coworker turns to me beaming and goes This is the best taylor swift song its for the new toy story movie

[bruzum]

[clotpolesonly]

go ahead and call me Aurora cuz these are literally my children

[keen-eye]

imagine ur in spn and ur loved one just got exploded in a freak accident and a smoldering ken doll comes to bother you at your house asking if you’ve gotten a chill recently or if perhaps your loved one was promiscuous

[oldbootbutch]

You are allowed to find things hot in theory while also never wanting to actually do them in real life btw. You can get off on whatever wild shit in your imagination and still prefer to be very vanilla in real life. Or not want to have sex at all in real life. You don't owe the universe anything in exchange for your dirty mind.

[duskdragonxiii]

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

[duskdragonxiii]

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

[quasarkisses]

Apparently because you have no idea how to care for anything but a dog

[duskdragonxiii]

Daddy is not known for his animal husbandry

[flayboymagazine]

they’ve always got Alicent Hightower in a situation that you would see in the plot of a mobile game advertisement

[zoazoaa]

If you are attracted to a girl it's important to show her sinister artifacts and relics

[goldensunset]

*trying to say i enjoyed something* this thing made me feel sick and made me writhe around on the floor

[houndmother]

many of you just. genuinely don’t believe that people can grow and change.

[houndmother]

this is about the death penalty and its also about call out posts about people who have already apologized for things they did a long time ago and it’s also about using ‘toxic’ or ‘abuser’ as if its an immutable class of person, and its also about any other circumstance with permanent consequences or wherein you assume someone is still the same person they were.

[elliespectacular]

wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example