predictions for the inevitable coronavirus biopic:
it’s called PANDEMIC or CORONA or something in all caps
the opening scene is set in wuhan only they make it look really worn down and gross bc Foreign Nation
it stars the united states government and a random white man who contracts the virus and then has to quarantine apart from his family
either that or it’s some military dude who comes home from being stationed in wuhan for whatever reason
there’s an ed sheeran song in it
the celebrities singing imagine by john lennon is a scene in the movie and it’s portrayed as a heartrending moment of solidarity
the US government is portrayed handling the virus WAY better than they actually are
china is portrayed as the evil communist villains who didn’t stop the virus from spreading
i don’t know how the movie ends because we’re still living it
the ending title card says “dedicated to the 3827394 or something people who lost their lives due to COVID-19”
imagine by john lennon is the end credits song
> china is portrayed as the evil communist villains who didn’t stop the virus from spreading
thatll be the only good and factual part of the movie
don’t you have boots to lick
no because i actually have food to eat, while communists like you still think boots are an actual form of nutrition
yeah look at this barren communist chinese deprivation.
oh wait, that pic was taken a week ago in new york.
and look how wonderfully the capitalist US has responded to the coronavirus! several new hospitals built within a week?
oh wait. that’s wuhan, china. which has been providing round the clock medical care and was able to save hundreds of thousands of lives due to quarantining and extra hospitals.
meanwhile what has the US been doing? pumping trillions into their precious stock market, laying off workers by the thousands, and the democratic front runner is currently hiding out of public view, all while the virus spreads exponentially. what a great and plentiful capitalist nation we live in :)
have a great day, anti-SJW steven universe blog.
can i also just say how absolutely fucked up it is to call china the “villain” in this story? when the majority of the people dying are chinese? like do you really think the virus spread on purpose? do you make a habit of calling vulnerable and sick populations “evil”? god, get a life
