My life in Wonderland

My name is Zac. Plain and Simple. I come from someplace else but I found where I am meant to be.

[chewbacca]

credit: u/likeonions on Reddit

[redscharming]

[trycoastal]

[fluffygif]

Studycat

[retrogamingblog]

[nyctosaurid]

fosters home for imaginary friends was an awful dystopia and no one talks about it at all

[nyctosaurid]

just a few things established in the fosters universe

imaginary friends are sentient people and everyone can see them

8 years old is considered too old to have an imaginary friend

a large amount of imaginary friends get thrown out on the street legally. At several points they talk about how they had nowhere to go and just wandered around. In Good Wilt Hunting you see a neighborhood full of imaginary friends that live on the street

this is such an issue there’s shelter(s). there’s absolutely political debates about this.

imaginary friends have rights, but not the same rights as humans (they can hold jobs and need passports and such but they can be confiscated/held as property and apparently killed without any legal issues) 

babies imagine abstract, swarming friends, kids imagine normal friends, anyone older tends towards violent monsters that have to be locked up to keep them from attacking people

at one point, someone imagines a friend and eats it because they’re hungry

this is all just treated as facts of life

[dankmemeuniversity]

[fatherwildlife]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[biglawbear]

Please… Please tell me… This was scripted…

[queersona]

Can someone transcript this?

[frightgothcar]

@queer-anna

Middle-aged white man in a grey button-down with black glasses speaking in front of a classroom of older teenagers: Hey, guys, listen up, I just wanna take a second to address because I know there have been some complaints with the pronoun issues and I just want you guys to know that I’m working on it. I respect all of you and your lifestyle choices, and in fact, last weekend I even went to the district’s mandated Gender-Bread Man Training.

(Flips slideshow to a picture of the gender-bread person)

Male-presenting student, loudly with their hands cupped around their mouth: It’s a Gender-Bread Person.

Man, shouting: WHATEVER! WHATEVER! I went to the training, okay?! All I’m asking in return from you guys is for you to stop calling me a boomer! I’M NOT A BABY BOOMER, YOU GUYS! I’m NOT A BOOMER!

The class, in unison: Okay, Boomer.

[queersona]

thanks!!

[slutty-goblin]

just to add some background, the tiktok is from the teacher’s account, he’s making fun of boomers who are actually like this, please don’t attack him for letting his students have fun at his expense

[skinmousedarchive]

this is a strong contender for the funniest post i have ever seen in my life

[marcsalmonds]

Bottom surgery was a success afafsgsgsgagagagshs

[erika-writes]

[santiagonex]

[throren]

Don’t mess with Gimli

[oshkeet]

They picked the right guy to play a Dwarf

[guardianofreaks]

I think it’s important for context to remember John Rhys-Davies was actually about 1.85m-6ft1 and 88kg-198lbs at the time. Imagine being a stunt man and that flying at you.

[thequantumranger]

“Strength comes in many shapes and sizes!”

[antonio-is-a-sleepybitch]

Straight guy: *is nice to me* 

Me to me: he wants you to suck him off.

[lesbianshepard]

back in freshman year of high school we had this teacher who was really fucking annoying and HATED cell phones with a fucking passion. at the beginning of the school year he had us sign this goddamned “contract” that we wouldn’t have it in class or he would confiscate it.

so this annoying douchebag kid was on his phone and the teacher went “you have to give it to me now you signed the contract” and the kid didn’t even look up and said “contracts signed by a minor are not legally binding” and continued to text. and i hated that kid but…..dare i say iconic

anyway he got detention for it but i just found out he got into law school this year

[crownflame]

holy fucking shit

legend

[butchinharriman]

[gingersofficial]

[that-twink-over-there]