you're gonna go far, kid

Zach McCoy. 22. Badass.

[davinabars-blog]

What can I say, I’m talented like that.

——— That sounds like a good idea. I’m sorry I broke your can opener.

[zachariasmccoy]

It’s not problem.

[davinabars-blog]

It isn’t broken, it’s just a bit bent! Plenty fixable.

[zachariasmccoy]

You clearly have never had a manual can opener before, so allow me to elucidate: they don’t bend. It’s metal. And this one is broken. But Troian breaks every can opener she uses, so we have three more. Just, uh -- let me open the cans next time.

[davinabars-blog]

———- It isn’t my fault! We had an electric opener when I was growing up!

[zachariasmccoy]

I’m not saying it’s your fault, I’m just saying, you broke my can opener.

[davinabars-blog]

You don’t need to apologize to me, Zacharias. I know you didn’t mean it. 

         But I appreciate it. Thank you.

[zachariasmccoy]

It doesn’t matter whether I meant it or not. I shouldn’t have acted that way. I was lashing out, and everyone else had to deal with it. 

    So... I’m sorry.

[davinabars-blog]

———— You are?

[zachariasmccoy]

Yes, I am. I’ve apologized to Lucy Hudson for making her cry, Taylor Lopez-Pierce for almost breaking his nose, Erica Dandy for being a total dick, and now it’s your turn.

Davina, I am sorry for how I treated you while I was... coping.

[zachariasmccoy]

         Okay, before you say anything: I’m here to apologize.

[ericadandy-blog]

Freedom of speech does not mean freedom to harass.

[zachariasmccoy]

Which would be a valid argument if I’d actually harassed you.

[ericadandy-blog]

——— Why would you say that?

[zachariasmccoy]

Little thing called freedom of speech.