Why don't you suck it and see.

Trust me girl, you'll wanna be high for this.

[rosalieanderson-blog]

You’re a meanie. It’s coke! It’s new spicy coke!  I.. like uh.. [starts counting on her fingers] Sevenish?  

Whatever I want? Can I dress it up like a princess and make puppet shows with it? [giggles at her own joke, still waving it around] Use it? How the hell do you…oh. [starts blushing all the way down to her neck] You got me this so I would ‘use’ it? 

[zachryderfck]

Spicy? I guess it's not vodka then. Did you just call me a meanie? Are we 12 years old? Okay how about you stop drinking the coke and I'll start for you?

Princess- what? Um well I said you can do anything so I, uh, guess you can do that. I made it more for laughing at you're reaction purposes but you can use it if you want. I wouldn't judge.

[rosalieanderson-blog]

I am not!!! You’re a shit, not me. And I’m not drunk Zach—ary. Not drunk!!! I would never get drunk. I’m not drunk!

You’re a drunky. [stares at it still confused before looking up at him completely shocked] This is your penis? You got me a purple and sparkly mold of your peepee? [starts laughing uncomfortably waving it around] What am I supposed to do with this? Put it in a trophy case? 

[zachryderfck]

You are so drunk. How many 'cokes' have you had? I'm gonna need a few shots to catch up to you. You're on another level.

Do whatever your heart desires. Feel free to display it, use it -whatever the fuck you want. I'm damn proud of that thing.

[rosalieanderson-blog]

No! Why does everyone keep saying that? I don’t drink! I don’t [hiccups] drink! 

Stinky horse is bad. Is it a stuffed horsey? He can hang out with bambi. [looks at the box with big round drunk eyes and takes it.] This isn’t a stuffed horsey. [bites her lip as she tries to open it] Wait.. what? [pulls out the Zach sized dildo and puts it up to her face dropping everything else. She inspects it for a while with a confused face.] This is a penis. You got me a penis. A familiar looking penis. 

[zachryderfck]

You shit! You got trashed without me even being here. Man this sucks, I always thought I'd be the one to get you drunk.

Shut up and open it drunky. [ watches for her reaction, a smirk on his face ] You left out 'The best looking penis ever' in you're little penis monologue. It's mine.. except purple and sparkely. You're welcome.

[itsanablake-blog-blog]

I expect you to be a gentlemen. [Smacks his arm] Be good and keep in in your pants, darling.

[zachryderfck]

I'm always a gentleman. Ow. [ rubs his arm ] That's the whole point of the present! 

[rosalieanderson-blog]

I dunnoooo. Lot’s of coke with this other flavor in it. So what you get me?? Is it a pony? Because I always wanted a horsey pony.. horsey. Heh. 

[zachryderfck]

Like... vodka? Rose did you drink without me?

I was gonna get you a pony but I don't want you to stink of horse and barn stuff all the time so I got you the next best thing. You might as well open it now if you want, while no ones around. [ hands her the rectangular shaped box ]

[itsanablake-blog-blog]

It wasn’t sexual was it, cause I might smack you.

[zachryderfck]

...Okay fine, it's sexual. What do you expect?

[rosalieanderson-blog]

I dunno. [starts her drunk giggles again] I’m sure I will, stud muffin. 

[zachryderfck]

Rose... how much sugar have you had?

[dicksnhart-blog]

About time you showed up, mate. Was starting to think you wouldn’t show.

[zachryderfck]

As if I wouldn't have come! You can all chill, I'm here now.

[itsanablake-blog-blog]

Tell me what you got her!

[zachryderfck]

It's a surprise. She's going to find it very fulfilling though, I can tell you that much.

[rosalieanderson-blog]

Hey.. you came. Y-you didn’t have to get me anything. 

[zachryderfck]

When have I ever not gone to a party? Nah it's cool, I think you're gonna love it.

[trxstansnow-blog]

Does that mean that party is starting now? Because I was having fun with it being all quiet and stuff. 

[zachryderfck]

Obviously its going to get better now that I'm here. I can't tell if you are being lame or sarcastic but either way it's not a good attitude, bro.

[zachryderfck]

Sorry I'm late. Last minute birthday present dilemma. 

[dicksnhart-blog]

Oh, really? What’s going on with your mum?

[zachryderfck]

She's in hospital, she's gonna be fine though.

[trxstansnow-blog]

Because you’re not. No. Stop being lazy, girls don’t like lazy guys. 

[zachryderfck]

I think my understanding of women trumps yours, Tris.

[rosalieanderson-blog]

No you explained it perfectly. I get it. Everyone should get ready because I’m going to raise a lot of money. I’m awesome at skipping rope. 

[zachryderfck]

Alright, calm down Tiger. Maybe you can teach me a thing or to because I keep fucking it up every three seconds. I think I'm too tall.

[dicksnhart-blog]

So are you gonna tell me or what?

[zachryderfck]

It's a charity thing, for my mum.

[rosalieanderson-blog]

Good. I— thanks. I will too. She did? T-that was sweet of her. I only need one, thanks. So how exactly do I participate in this? Like.. how do I raise money by jumping rope? I know.. 

[zachryderfck]

Yeah... Uh so you just go around to people and tell them what you're doing and they give you money. That probably wasn't the best explanation. But it's like raising awareness and stuff like that.